KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

KRAAAAAAMERRRRRRRRRRRR!

STOOPPPPPP THE FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

...

TAMAAAAALLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *nods*

My dad, almost regularly for the past 13 or so years, will ask me what I've been up to lately/that day and respond at my first pause with "There you go, that's a show."

Also, each of our dogs are named Soda and Seven, respectively.

Cuban Chowder Factory fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Apr 24, 2010

# ¿ Apr 24, 2010 03:22

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 08:15

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

And yet Jerry got all of those checks from his grandma. Someone contact the postmaster General (Wilford Brimley).

AND the Super Terrific Happy Fun Hour!

# ¿ Apr 24, 2010 05:41

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

Now this is what the holidays are all about: three buddies, sitting around, chewin' some gum.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2010 20:51

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

The montage of Kramer having an office job cracks me up every time I see it.

"What do you have in the briefcas-"
"Crackers"

# ¿ Apr 27, 2010 02:01

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

Boutros Boutros Ghali!

# ¿ Apr 27, 2010 21:36

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

Atticus Finch posted:

*breaks character 12 times*

the bra monologue is probably the best thing jerry stiller's done in his career.

"you've got the A. the B. the C. and the D - that's the biggest"

"what's taking her so long? you ask me to get a pair of underwear, i'm back in two seconds"

# ¿ Jun 17, 2010 05:42

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

ChairMaster posted:

George is essentially Larry David's character on the show. I remember in Curb Your Enthusiasm he said he did the eclair out of the garbage thing himself.

By the way it was still in it's original package thingy and on top of the garbage. It was perfectly fine

But it was below the top of the can...

# ¿ Jun 22, 2010 20:03

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

JethroMcB posted:

Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under 30 seconds!

Is that good?

# ¿ Jun 23, 2010 04:57

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

Your Proud Pal posted:

Elaine's problem in this one is fantastic.

I think I'll just build a roller coaster instead...

# ¿ Aug 1, 2010 23:12

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

The Human Cow posted:

Should have gone to Mendy's.

OOOOOOOOOH

# ¿ Aug 3, 2010 05:05

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

MAN: What�s the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?

GEORGE: They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial!

WILLIE SR: Not Skittles.

The way that guy says "Not Skittles." is one of the best lines from the show. I completely lose it every time I see that ep and hear the Skittles line.

You make your dad sit here all day?

# ¿ Aug 6, 2010 04:58

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

Kramer's funniest moments will always be his random wipeouts, like him in his underwear with Calvin Klein and him at the bachelor auction.

"He's a...um...high school graduate."
*wipes out*
"High school...equivalency..."

# ¿ Aug 6, 2010 15:39

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

Jerry's gonna be a cable boy, a cable boy, a cable boy...

# ¿ Aug 10, 2010 13:36

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

K UGER

# ¿ Aug 11, 2010 05:26

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

Thanks to Seinfeld, I've been inspired to try and build some sort of nap station inside of my desk.

Better call Conrad.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2010 21:36

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

Chicken Boo posted:

Don't you see? He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!

Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?

# ¿ Oct 20, 2010 13:19

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

Hey everybody, who's ready to LAUGH!! :q:

# ¿ Nov 26, 2010 01:58

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

Gyshall posted:

Last night, I was watching The Invitations. At one point, Jerry and Elaine are talking about how life will be after George gets married and Elaine leaves Jerry and Kramer all alone. Jerry has a vision of he and Kramer in the future, about thirty years...

(Daydreaming sequence set in Jerry's apt. in a probable future. Kramer pops in. They look a little older.)

KRAMER: Hey!! Buddy. I thought of a great invention for driving. A periscope in a car, so you can see the traffic.

JERRY: (annoyed) How you gonna drive when looking through a periscope? Besides it's not a submarine and there's no room for a periscope in a car.

KRAMER: Huh! You make a higher roof.

JERRY: They're not making higher roofs.

KRAMER: why can't you make a higher roof.

JERRY: Because it's a stupid idea. No one's gonna go for it. Don't you understand It's stupid ,stupid...