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Some kids in the park called me Mary.  Edit: Sup TVIV   Root Bear fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Oct 14, 2012 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Look! I don't have a square, and I don't have a ply! Look! There's Gregory Peck's bicycle!
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Oct 16, 2012 06:54
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James Woods Fan posted:Listen to the bell, Grossbard. It tolls for thee. Did you happen to see a tall, lanky dufus with a bird-face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?
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Oct 17, 2012 05:11
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All right guys; I dug up Fredo, now let's cut him open!
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Oct 18, 2012 01:51
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Hank Morgan posted:You're blowing this, the guys a pigeon. I just stomped some pigeons in the park!
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Oct 19, 2012 02:52
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Gyshall posted:Jake Jarmel? Where did you get those glasses?
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Oct 20, 2012 01:37
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Sash! posted:Why is it that everything Wayne Knight says is hilarious? JUNE 14TH, 1987!
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Oct 21, 2012 00:32
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mojo1701a posted:"Mail fraud"? Boy, you're in a lot of trouble, buddy. Relax. It's a write-off.
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Oct 22, 2012 00:49
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Can't believe I got the LOWFAT!
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Oct 22, 2012 01:41
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Who figures an immigrant is gonna have a pony?
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Oct 24, 2012 01:04
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T. Mascis posted:Is that so unforgivable? Is that like breaking a commandment? Did God say to Moses thou shalt not pick? I guarantee you that Moses was a picker. Wandering through the desert for 40 days with that dry air, you don't think he'd have a notion to clean house a little?
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Oct 25, 2012 00:37
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OnlyJuanMon posted:ESPN just broke a story about Jimmy Graham of the Saints getting hurt. Hands off Jimmy! DON'T TOUCH JIMMY!
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Oct 26, 2012 04:29
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LifeGetsWorser posted:I'm Cosmo Kramer: the Assman! COSMO?!  
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Oct 30, 2012 06:40
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Ehud posted:I'm not a pimp
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Oct 31, 2012 03:17
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I like to strain the sauce.
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Nov 1, 2012 13:17
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When you control the mail, you control information! 
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Nov 2, 2012 03:18
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Justin_Brett posted:I felt so bad for Jerry in that episode. :  What is this salty discharge? 
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Nov 3, 2012 05:50
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Jerusalem posted:He'll be okay, he's Even-Steven! Hey, I just found  !
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Nov 3, 2012 20:39
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Wotan posted:He said...he was going to sew your rear end to your face. I was raised to say "God Bless You." 
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Nov 8, 2012 03:27
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Capt. Sticl posted:You tell that friend of yours, I'm going to use him as my own personal HAND PUPPET. That's gotta hurt, I don't care where you're from! 
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Nov 9, 2012 04:36
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LifeGetsWorser posted:...the only one who hasn't betrayed you. The only one who won't be dead by sun up. You will always return to your dark master... THE COCOA BEAN
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Nov 13, 2012 07:04
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revtoiletduck posted:JERRY SEINFELD'S A FUNNY GUY! Didn't I beat you up in the 3rd grade?
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Nov 14, 2012 14:06
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revtoiletduck posted:You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister! What does that mean, anyway?
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Nov 16, 2012 03:00
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DrBouvenstein posted:The pig says 'my wife is a slut?' Now that's a complaint!
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Nov 17, 2012 04:25
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Red posted:IT'S ALL PIPES! Coffee And Pie posted:I'll call a plumber right now! Can we stop all the pee-pipe talk already!? 
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Nov 21, 2012 04:06
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Hank Morgan posted:Does anyone think Iatethirtybugs might have murdered Susan? It was the toxic glue from the wedding invitations. They were expecting over 200 people.
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Nov 22, 2012 20:31
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Coffee And Pie posted:You know about the worlds theory? Did you tell MokBa the "Tractor Story"?
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Nov 24, 2012 01:23
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I don't even want to talk about it anymore. What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? Artistic integrity? Where, where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity. You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better. If only you could put your mind to something worthwhile...
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Nov 27, 2012 07:02
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neoboman posted:Good luck with your... condolitis. Thanks for mutton.
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Nov 28, 2012 06:04
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How about ketchup and mustard...in the same bottle.
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Nov 29, 2012 03:15
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Jerusalem posted:P.S - who agrees with me that The Bro was a way better name, and who is incorrect and thinks that Manzier was superior? But how does it connect in the back? A hook?
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Nov 30, 2012 04:14
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CaptainHollywood posted:You said a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know! Shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?
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Dec 1, 2012 02:59
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Coffee And Pie posted:Fredo was weak and stupid, he shouldn't have eaten that key! The Ukraine is weak.
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Dec 2, 2012 18:35
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Well, that didn’t work! Just tell this thread that if it needs me, I'M IN MY OFFICE! 
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Dec 4, 2012 05:56
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Vigilance posted:Little Jerry Seinfel. Does he bounce checks too? hahahaha He ran from here to Newman's in under 30 seconds! 
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Dec 5, 2012 03:52
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I don't know! 
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Dec 5, 2012 05:14
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:They're dessicates. See, they absorb moisture. These clothes won't last five years without 'em Lousy, moth-bitten crap...
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Dec 6, 2012 05:14
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Judge Ito Boxing posted:
Well whoopie-whoop!
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Dec 6, 2012 14:02
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Moth-ridden crap, you Svenjolly.
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david puddy posted:Where are the cameras? Well, we at least know that the prosthetic squirrel hips work.
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Dec 8, 2012 03:12
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FuzzySkinner posted:Jerry? How about a guest host?
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