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One of my favorite lines: Kramer: Do you have any tums? Jerry: Yeah, why? Kramer: I drank too much water in the shower.
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Athanatos posted:Jerry, it's Frank Costanza! Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back! I love how right after hearing the message he gets a call from George.
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Apr 28, 2010 03:58
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It might start with eating an eclair that may be above the lid, but if you stay on that slippery slope you could become a world class, trash eating wrestler.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:IS THIS SEINFELD'S VAN? SEINFELD'S VAN SEINFELD'S VAN I think he's saying Son of Sam.
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May 10, 2010 01:49
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Just imagine how different the show would be if any of the main characters were casted differently. I don't think it would be possible for anyone to pull off George as well as Jason Alexander did.
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Jun 24, 2010 06:29
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Jun 27, 2010 08:59
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One of my favorite Newman moments is when he takes a bite of broccoli and then spits it out shouting "Vile Weed!", and then takes a shot of honey mustard.
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Jun 29, 2010 03:56
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LesterGroans posted:You ran away from him as if he were the boogedy man! I think people say that the last two seasons aren't as good because the show had a slightly different feel once Larry David left. The show was just as good, but in the minds of many people, different feel means not the same as before, which means not as good.
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Jun 29, 2010 08:49
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I always liked this little gem. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUaMzsNKR7Q
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Jun 29, 2010 20:16
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In one of the dvd extras they talk about how they got George Steinbrenner for an episode but ended up cutting the scene they shot, I don't remember if they put the scene on the dvd though.
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Jul 5, 2010 20:10
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que sera sera posted:It's a story about love, deception, greed, lust, and unbridled enthusiasm. Unbridled enthusiasm?
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Jul 18, 2010 01:03
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ChickenMedium posted:That from the "What have you done to my cable boy!" scene where Jerry is freaking out about stealing cable. First season, I believe. Oh my god, the passenger next to Jerry on the plane is Earl Milford. You can always tell a Milford man.
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Jul 23, 2010 05:12
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Did we ever see his ultimate friend, Bob Sacamano? The closest anyone got to seeing Bob Sacamano was Jerry talking to him on the phone.
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Jul 24, 2010 06:16
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Kevyn posted:When a patient is difficult, you QUONE him! Every time I play Scrabble I try to get away with using that word if I have those letters.
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Mystic_Squid posted:Has this been posted in this thread yet? I binged through it in a few days and don't remember seeing it, so: I'm speechless. I am without speech.
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Aug 17, 2010 06:35
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"Hey it's George...I have nothing to say."
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Sep 10, 2010 03:57
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regulargonzalez posted:If I was forced at gunpoint to choose the single funniest Seinfeld scene, this would probably be it (along with the two previous lines -- Jerry: Am I being funny now? Elaine: ... A little -- and the following bit about 'Happy birthday') On my friend's birthday I posted the whole birthday speech on his wall. He's almost as much of a Seinfeld fan as I am and he should be ashamed of himself for not aknowlegding the most awesome way to tell someone happy birthday.
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Sep 10, 2010 05:48
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"Jerry it's Frank Costanza, Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back!" They made go many great jokes involving the answering machine. Edit: Found a youtube of it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_nCmj9IyLo&feature=related
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Hank Morgan posted:The wink gets me every time.
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Sep 14, 2010 00:55
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Poque posted:In tonight's Chuck, Chuck interviewed at Vandelay Industries. I didn't watch Chuck yet, but this makes me very happy.
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Sep 21, 2010 04:20
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HateTheInternet posted:Yeah, late-series angry George better than the early years I love how George of all people calls that guy a pinhead.
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Sep 26, 2010 01:43
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If only The Marriage Ref was Jerry's idea of trolling NBC, sadly that is not the case.
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Nov 1, 2010 19:57
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I use "that's a shame" pretty much on a daily basis, and I'm disappointed that no one has called out on quoting Seinfeld yet.
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Nov 15, 2010 08:05
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"...There's a hue."
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Dec 29, 2010 08:32
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Jerusalem posted:"My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents." I've always wanted to go up to a girl and use this line. There might be a very very slight chance that it could work, or at the very least she could also be a Seinfeld fan and get a kick out of it. Most likely though girls will think you're pathetic and ignore you for saying that to them.
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I love George's attempt to sell a computer. "HELLO, WANT TO BUY A COMPUTER!? NO, WHY NOT? ALRIGHT I SEE, GOOD ANSWER."
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Feb 6, 2011 09:53
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Speaking of The Boyfriend, did anyone watch that Mets game last year where they got Jerry in the booth for a little while? They kept trying to talk to him about the show and all Jerry wanted to do was commentary on the game that was going on.
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Feb 23, 2011 23:30
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I'm kind of disappointed that the thread title isn't Uncle Leo related.
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Feb 26, 2011 05:47
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Oh man, I almost want to use one of those for a new avatar.
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Aug 6, 2011 06:36
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Dear Henry, Last night with you was bliss. I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't know how I shall ever get back to work. I love you madly. John
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Sep 26, 2011 16:15
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You're Batman.
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Nov 9, 2011 05:00
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I wish Susan's aunt Sarah made more than just one appearance. I love how the first thing she says about George is "He doesn't look like me!"
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Dec 15, 2011 07:08
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Is that ink?
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Jan 28, 2012 06:03
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:When you control the mail, you control........INFORMATION! I love Newman's little hand gesture when he says that.
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Feb 29, 2012 09:33
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Dear Henry, Last night with you was bliss. I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't know how I will ever get back to work. I love you madly, John P.S. Loved the cabin
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Jul 21, 2012 14:06
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Obviously the picture of Kramer is amazing and needs to be on everyone's wall, but people tend to forget how great George's sexy seduction picture is. I would absolutely want that one above my fireplace.
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LARRY JEW posted:Coming up with a Seinfeld related Xbox Live name is feeling like a lost cause right now. Everything is taken. I don't know the character limit so forgive me if these are too long. FrankCostanzasLawyer NextStopPottersville ShtickleofFluoride TheJimmyLegs TheJimmyArms IzzyMandelbaumSurvivor26 MaidDiddler FugitiveSexFiend Mmmm_IStoppedShort
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Aug 31, 2012 17:23
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Coffee And Pie posted:Is TractorStory taken? This is without a doubt the greatest thing I have ever seen.
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Aug 31, 2012 21:34
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Newman taking care of the muffin stump problem is a take on Harvey Keitel getting rid of a body in Pulp Fiction.
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OldSenileGuy posted:Maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. This is probably my favorite scene in the entire show. The idea of having a library cop is just absurd, and it would seem that he was destined for that job with the name Bookman. Pee pees and wee wees
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