Nostradingus posted:

It's been out for 20 years, I think it's ok to spoil that Mufasa dies.

trem_two posted:

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Luckily, you have me, your Russian Premier League–watching, tactics board–chalking, Opta Stats–devouring Gandalf,

King Pawn posted:

Soccer (not really my sport, but could be if they implemented these fixes!)

Problem: 0-0 draws are lovely. They really are. Low-scoring is OK, no-scoring is lovely.

Solution: Increase the size of the goals by ~10% in both dimensions. I don't give a poo poo about logistics, I'm Emperor-King. Figure it out.

Problem: Cheating is loving pathetic and can too easily decide games.

Solution: Diving, grossly exaggerating contact or feigning injury will be subject to strict penalties including automatic red cards, and even suspensions for egregious or repeated offenses. These penalties can be applied on the spot or retroactively based on video evidence. Cut that poo poo out, it's awful.

There are other problems but these are the ones that spring to mind and can be pretty easily fixed.

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

it wasn't a completely bad post but the bold parts certainly were

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I just ask that this thread remain for bad posts we can all laugh at. IT IS NOT FOR ARGUING ABOUT THE CONTENT. If the content doesn't seem insane enough to be funny to everyone in here, it's not funny enough to post. If it's sort of borderline it's just going to cause annoying slapfights when someone starts the "Well this post isn't that insane if you look at it in the context ofaaaaaaaaaaaa" who cares gently caress you.

Ravel posted:

Barcelona will of course score 130 goals now that they have Suarez since they scored 100 last year

Slaapaav posted:

so swansea actually play tiki taka?

TelekineticBear! posted:

Arsenal fans like I have been waiting for this day for many years. We always knew that we would have to be patient about our budget as we had to pass the burden of building the Emirates Stadium. After FA Cup and Community Shield, we really feel vindicated. We have kept our faith on Arsene Wenger and the self-sustaining model of Arsenal.

Fans of other clubs, we don’t mind if you still laugh at us. May be, this is our last season to laugh at us. We really don’t mind. Our good time has really started. So, please enjoy yourself as long as you can. We are heading towards becoming the strongest club in England with best manager and best financial model and most dedicated supporters. We really have the winning combination.

Brony Car posted:

20 historical empires that explain the English Premier League

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

Heskie posted:

Ninpo posted:

Strength in depth means having lots of cover for positions, loving hell you're retards it doesn't mean having loving world class players 5 injuries in on a single position ffs.

United have been famous for strength in depth it's how we've won as many titles has we have while being in other competitions. Last couple of seasons in midfield, and now in defence with LVG wanting 3 active centre backs with some cover, is where we lack any depth, but the dumb comment saying we've no strength in depth and that's why we've only sold 7m of players is loving ludicrous.

Thirteenth Step posted:

This si the wrong thread I think

https://twitter.com/TotallyManU

Brony Car posted:

PirateBob posted:

Cynical corporate branding bullshit. Thats all it is.

It started out being filmed away from the ground.
Then it creeps into being pictured inside Anfield, but not on a match day.
Then it's in the fan zone on match day.
Then it's on the pitch with the kids mascots before the game.

How long before it's coming out with the team, and lining up, or dancing and running around the ground giving high fives to the kids down the touchline and other such cringeworthy bullshit.

If anyone thinks this is going away any time soon though, think again.

Anyone who's looked in the main stand development thread, above, will have noted that the plans released of the new main stand, will have noticed that it even has it's own changing room penciled in for future development.

itsjustdrew posted:

So yesterday I went to my first game of the season, got to see falcao's debut, saw my team score 4 and not concede, and even had a few beers. All would be well if there wasn't a fat gently caress with B.O next to me who had to smoke every 12 minutes.

TheBigAristotle posted:

saihttam posted:

Mine says Ribery Im over

Mickolution posted:

Wrong thread.

Paddyb posted:

Gigi Galli posted:

It starts off well enough and it's almost like he's going to make a good, if obvious, point about money in football now but then he goes completely mental with the advanced stats.