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The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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billyclyde posted:

I didn't mean anything by it. If the Cottagers can get to 10th I'll be tickled.

No, this is the thread where we post/link awful posts with awful opinions from other football forums like RAWK and Redcafé.

You're looking for the monthly Premier League threads if you want to discuss how bad Arsenal currently are

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Feb 17, 2007

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Psybro posted:

If I ever saw Richard Littlejohn IRL I swear I would do time.

I study law and I can say with a fair degree of confidence that seeing someone on the street isn't punishable by jail time.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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Modus Trollens posted:

I study psych and I can say with a fair degree of confidence that he was implying he would commit a crime worthy of jail time, upon seeing little john, due to his mother issues.

I see, thanks for explaining that to me. Mother issues can get the better of the strongest of us.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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That's a great post. There's certainly a few Liverpool players that could do with a good caning.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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The only thing worse than dumb people being dumb is dumb people trying to be smart

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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TyChan posted:



Wait is this a real picture or a photoshop, I'm confused now

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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A youtube comment made me laugh but it's still a youtube comment so it's going here

Posted as a reply to a video of Ben Arfas goal at Bolton

quote:

People need to stop comparing Ben Arfa with Messi. He's good, but he's no Ben Arfa!

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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Yes, the lack of Ryan Babel is Liverpool's problem now. That's it.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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My favourite bit was "they'd lose faith, give up and defend" as if defending is akin to admitting defeat (see also oliwan in the La Liga thread..)

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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Stop pasting my twitter feed into a single wall of text please, guy

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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Xabi posted:

'Tis eerily familiar.

Well you can't blame Liverpool for insisting on that clause to avoid another incident like Konchesky.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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euroboy posted:

The norwegian commentator constantly said "Diamantini".

I'll have a virgin

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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For an incredibly retarded thing to do, that tattoo is at least mildly clever

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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Bovril Delight posted:

Think it was Cantolar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjQwIqkYDeo

It's not that far off tbf

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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That's how us Danes all talk

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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What the gently caress kind of name is Ched anyway

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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I'm not sure this belongs here because I'd totally play Fifa 13: Stoke Harder

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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This doesn't even make sense. It's like the first half is a burn on Chelsea and the second half is a burn on United.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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Wow, he really is the best

quote:

PLEKE ‏@PLEKSTER
FACTS 1) REF SHOULD NEVER HAD SENT OFF TORRES OR IVANYVIC. 2) HERNONDEZ WAS A MILE OFFIDE. 3) SIR ALEC OF FERGUSON IS A HUMUNGOUS CHODE.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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Anything that has a smiling Fabrice Muamba is alright by me :unsmith:

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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flyingkiwi posted:

The Jets aren't even in first..

Players who have scored as many goals as motherfucking Alessandro Del Piero this year in the A-league:

-Emile Heskey
-some other dudes

Players who have not:
-Lionel Messi
-Ronaldo
-The Other Ronaldo
-Maradona
-Robin van Persie
-Yaya Toure

I rest my case

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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I laughed, for I am an idiot

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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I'm not sure I'd ever be comfortable letting "the suarez flow through me"

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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Wrong thread imo.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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Well think about how sometimes on a sunny day you need sunglasses even though the sun is millions of miles away. Now imagine the same thing, but you are the sun.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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I laughed at the polar bear one, I think partially because of the enthusiastic spanish text :smit:

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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8raz posted:

i don't even know if this is the right thread but this came up in my facebook

the caption is:- Martin o'neil in talks with ken bates over the Leeds job



Yep definitely wrong thread. Subway MON looks even more haggard than the real one

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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Ignoring the terrible, terrible joke with racist connotations, the actual source picture itself is hilarious

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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I get that Gareth Bale has a weird face but I didn't see the justification for comparing all the Spurs fans to monkeys too, though I guess I'm a bit of a babby in that regard

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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Scott Bakula posted:

The original image is pretty depressing too yet you found that hilarious purely because of the text.

No I thought the satisfied smile on the carried monkeys face was funny :(


Let me bring the thread back on track by saying that the first page of the discussion forum on redcafe has a thread called "New footage of the red card" near the top...

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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irlZaphod posted:

I can't imagine why anyone would want to pretend to be Carlton Cole, though. :confused:

But he's not! His name is specifically pointing out that he is, in fact, NOT Carlton Cole. It's more than the rest of us have done to avoid that unfortunate misunderstanding.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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Bland posted:

I can't even begin to understand what they were going for with this

honestly I think it was just the red tie waving in the wind when he was celebrating

also he's mostly bald and a complete nutter

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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I'm a dumb idiot but I think that last one is kind of funny in all its stupidity

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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way wrong thread

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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Butterfly Valley posted:

I'd rather be bit than have my brother gently caress my wife behind my back for 10 years

On one hand yes, on the other hand, only one of them happened during a game (as far as I'm aware, otherwise props to Giggsy)

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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Good thing Rabih Hamdan got his name on there, wouldn't want anyone stealing it

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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Who from us would you put in the man utd xi?
Purely based on this season.
De Gea
Coleman Heitinga Vidic Baines
?? Osman Fellaini Mirallas
RVP Anichebe

No centre halfs have stood out. Rm would have been Valencia based on talent, but he's had an eggy season. TBH bar Mirallas no wingers standout from either side. Swap RVP and into our team plus SAF in charge and we'd have pissed the league.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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c0burn posted:

Haha where is that from

I went and visited ToffeeTalk to see what they thought about Moyes switching. To be fair to them, 99.9% of the posts were sensible, but then there was that one

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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The worst part is that even if that banner said Islam CFC (Celtic Supporters Club, as mentioned), those comments would be horrible and racist. It's not so much a case of "think before you speak" as "don't be a horrible bigot"

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The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ4yg7rDjsg

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