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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Brony Car posted:

Do Manchester United say they won the league 20 times or 13 times?!?!

Yes.

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Flayer posted:

If you think that the premier league and the old first division are in any way different you are a corporate muppet

Or a philosopher

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Simple enough way to end the league right now fair and square.

A team carries its last season position and passes it on to whoever defeats them. I.e. Liverpool were 2nd last year and they retained it all season until Watford took it off them, and then Palace beat Watford. This works for all placing except relegation spots.

The method is reversed for relegation, where the three promoted teams carry a 'relegation' tag and passes it on to whoever they beat.

Here are the results:

CHAMPIONS & TOP FOUR 2019/2020

Champions & UCL: Crystal Palace
Norwich beat reigning champions City
Burnley beat Norwich
Leicester beat Burnley
City took it back from Leicester
Wolves beat City
Liverpool beat Wolves
Watford beat Liverpool
Crystal Palace beat Watford

Runners-up & UCL: Crystal Palace
Watford beat last year's runners-up Liverpool
Watford beat Liverpool
Crystal Palace beat Watford

3rd Place & UCL: Crystal Palace
Man Utd beat last year's 3rd-placed team Chelsea on the opening day
Palace took it off Man Utd
Spurs beat Palace
Leicester beat Spurs
Liverpool smashed Leicester 4-0
Watford beat Liverpool
Palace beat Watford

4th Place: Crystal Palace
Newcastle beat last year's 4th-placed team Spurs
Liverpool beat Newcastle
Watford beat Liverpool
Palace beat Watford

5th Place & UEL: Crystal Palace
Liverpool beat last year's 5th-placed team Arsenal
Watford beat Liverpool
Palace beat Watford

6th Place & UEL: Crystal Palace
Palace beat last season's 6th-placed team Man Utd in August
Spurs beat Palace
Leicester beat Spurs
Liverpool beat Leicester
Watford beat Leicester
Palace beat Watford

RELEGATION

Brighton
Villa beat Everton, who beat Wolves, who finally got a win against Watford, who beat Norwich* in November, who then beat Everton, who then beat Chelsea, who beat Spurs the first time in December, who beat Brighton, who beat Bournemouth, who were winless in the league until they met Brighton again.

Brighton
Norwich beat Newcastle, who then gave it to Spurs, who gave it to Palace, who beat Norwich*, which leads to the same sequence as above.

Spurs
They beat Palace, who then beat who beat Man Utd, who beat Leicester, who then beat Spurs, who beat Southampton, who held it until they beat Watford in December, who then beat Man Utd, who then gave it to Newcastle, who beat Chelsea, who then beat Spurs the second time in February, who now holds it.

SUMMARY

- Palace are champions and go straight to UCL semi finals due to qualifying for UCL 4 times over
- Spurs relegated to the Championship
- Brighton relegated twice to League One
- Palace beat Watford

***

TL;DR

Palace beat Watford

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


*rushes into the thread two days late*

Sheev Malbranque

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Nute Gunraydogan

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Padme Amidele Alli

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Eric Cantonese posted:

Often opportunistic and a quick finisher?

Ruthless instincts, you can't teach that

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://twitter.com/CFCDaily/status/1359903081849315328

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Shrapnig posted:

Hmm, I think six of the Arsenal players in that photo would start in that Liverpool team, maybe eight.

Vieira, Henry, Campbell, Bergkamp. Who else?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://twitter.com/MrPaddyMurphy/status/1392160951609217030

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Bundy posted:

liquid football

feat. Darren Fletcher

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Arsenal are some bad fail for sure but I'm not convinced that someone having a bad mental health time is particularly hilarious, no matter the cause.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Elaine?!

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


The 2003 attempt is much better, at least the majority of the players had solid international careers.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://twitter.com/JohnTerry26/status/1477258855549739010?t=Z_p0saVmYgjWEGLQSPeJyg&s=19

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Ryan Shawcross is a good lad who never did anything wrong

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Crazy Ted posted:

Wait didn't Barcelona get to legally dope Messi as an early teenager because of how small he was?

HGH out the wazoo since he was 10, by rights he should be about 4'6

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