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Just found this thread again after O.J. died. Trying not to laugh in public as "I see OJ and he lookin' scared!" flashes in my mind has been fun. Also my sister has a dog named Fred, and I realized that I say "Hi Fred" to it exactly like Crazy Alice. "Hi Fred. Gotta go outside and go potties?"
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Former Human posted:Recently one of the writers on the show, Sam, said she's going to eat her placenta after having her next baby. Robin immediately got on board about how that's so important and natural and blah blah. When Howard asked what it's supposed to accomplish, neither Sam nor Robin could give an explanation, just vague crap about how western medicine doesn't know everything and some cultures have been eating placentas since ancient times so that makes it legitimate. was robin a nurse longer or shorter than artie was a tough, brute longshoreman?
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Robin was a nurse in the Air Force so I assume she did at least 4 years there then as a civilian after. I think Artie work at the port for less time.
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Lifespan posted:"Zsa Zsa Gabor has mammoth oval office lips" - Ed McMahon Tell us something we don't know, Ed
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Here's....the thing...when it comes to the van...my dad's a bit of a...mileage....nazi
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I hope his dad got a good trade in value on the van when Eric was eaten by the werewolves in New Mexico
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GodspeedYou!Witchy posted:Here's....the thing...when it comes to the van...my dad's a bit of a...mileage....nazi My Dad…might…send me…to the…lake…house.
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Apr 15, 2024 01:15
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Poor Eric the Shitcock, what a terrible hand he got dealt. Great content for the show, he remains a legend.
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Cool Eric. Take care.
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Apr 15, 2024 02:22
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Bye shitnuts! Shu ut up fatass!! Why do you have to be so mean to me? Be because I thi nk you are an rear end hole That's not very nice either
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Apr 15, 2024 04:06
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Eric the agent, where Eric picks the hottest stripper, and they get to live with him rent free, but have to give him 50% of their income, and he will try and get them into Playboy, but he doesn't have 1 contact there.
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Burden posted:Eric the agent, where Eric picks the hottest stripper, and they get to live with him rent free, but have to give him 50% of their income, and he will try and get them into Playboy, but he doesn't have 1 contact there. Man, this is probably my favourite Eric saga, overall. Like zero point zero is a great bit, but this whole days/weeks-long thing of him being delusional enough to think this would actually work...
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Burden posted:Eric the agent, where Eric picks the hottest stripper, and they get to live with him rent free, but have to give him 50% of their income, and he will try and get them into Playboy, but he doesn't have 1 contact there. Eric if the girl is crying and begging you to leave what will you do? Well…I guess she could..go
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Apr 15, 2024 15:14
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Wasn't the thing that killed that bit was when he sent a bill for $8k to Johnny for a weekend trip to see WWE in LA?
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Man, this is probably my favourite Eric saga, overall. Like zero point zero is a great bit, but this whole days/weeks-long thing of him being delusional enough to think this would actually work... People spent so much effort feeding into his delusions as a kid that he never really learned the difference between fantasy and reality. Also, he's a sociopathic little prick that doesn't give a poo poo about anyone else.
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Apr 15, 2024 16:00
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hi sign please sign this contract that says you have to live w me for 8 yrs. dude would have been the next weinstein if he had any actual power.
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I actually think sarno is legit tho it gets oversold
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I mean, there’s definitely a powerful mind-body connection, which is generally ignored or filed under “psychosomatic” by mainstream medicine. And back pain is one very common way for mental stress and unhappiness to express itself. But it is definitely not true that *all* back pain is entirely stress-induced, nor that all back pain can be completely alleviated by leveraging the mind-body connection, as Howard believes.
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Lifespan posted:Wasn't the thing that killed that bit was when he sent a bill for $8k to Johnny for a weekend trip to see WWE in LA? Yeah I think so. He charged Johnny an hourly rate while he was sleeping. Edit: He also almost got Johnny sued because Eric didn't want to go to some porn convention because Brandy Taylor wasn't there. Then he almost got eaten by a snake. 
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There will never be another like Eric
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Tried listening to the show today. It was a rerun. I guess oj died a week too soon.
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He thought that the snake was smiling at him because it liked him.
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Apr 16, 2024 02:31
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Riley and Eric would have done so well if social media was a thing back then.
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wesleywillis posted:Tried listening to the show today. It was a rerun. I guess oj died a week too soon. Thanks for the effort
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Bonzo posted:Riley and Eric would have done so well if social media was a thing back then. yeah 
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He would have had a few TLC shows for sure. Maybe even show up as a guest judge on Chopped.
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Bonzo posted:Riley and Eric would have done so well if social media was a thing back then. To be fair, it was. It started with MySpace, but Eric was a big Twitter user. The problem was that Howard was totally right about him, he was only interesting in the context of the show.
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Apr 16, 2024 03:26
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Follow..... me. for...american. idol... highlights...... on stickam
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Lifespan posted:To be fair, it was. It started with MySpace, but Eric was a big Twitter user. The problem was that Howard was totally right about him, he was only interesting in the context of the show.
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YOU. DUMB. gently caress. I DO NOT SHOVE CRINKLE FRENCH FRIES UP MY rear end. I WOULD RATHER EAT THEM AND I LIKE WAFFLE CUT.
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Riley would have found his calling on Cameo
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I need...one...2. liter. bottle of Pepsi... as per. diem.... every......day of the....contract or I won't. sign you, assholes
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EngineerJoe posted:Riley would have found his calling on Cameo Not kidding, I absolutely would have paid for that (within reason.) You understand...
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Eric kind of did cameo, he had a thing where you could talk to him for a brief amount of time or he would call you and leave you a voice mail when you bought his autographed 8x10. I really regret that I did not do that.
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Burden posted:Ore Ida Potatoes #1 fan on twitter. Big veiny tits #1 fan as well
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It's short for Da Bad rear end
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Lifespan posted:Not kidding, I absolutely would have paid for that (within reason.) You understand... But you know he would have jacked the cost up to $500 a call and ruined it.
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Lifespan posted:To be fair, it was. It started with MySpace, but Eric was a big Twitter user. The problem was that Howard was totally right about him, he was only interesting in the context of the show. I'm talking anything after 2009-10 when facebook exploded. When was Vine? EngineerJoe posted:Riley would have found his calling on Cameo Are you kidding? Q would have worshipped him. Here's a perfect example https://www.thekingdomofcanada.ca/ He'd at least be a regular on History channel. Or there'd be a good story as to why the History Channel fired him for showing up.....with um...food poisoning. Ether Frenzy posted:It's short for Da Bad rear end lol 10k spent on camgirls. Wonder what Kissyphur is up to these days?
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wesleywillis posted:I don't know if cameo does reviews, but t I can see a whole bunch of people that would pay for a cameo call from etm, when he called, they would just berate him for being an ingrate (which he was) he'd hang up and theyd write " not worth the $74.39 to get him to call you".
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