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I started listening in probably 1997, during Scott the Engineer's push-up contest. I was a heavy smoker in my early 20s at the time and listening to everyone constantly berate Scott about his pathetic addiction was one of the things that motivated me to quit. I didn't want to be a loser like SCAAAAAAT!
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Even his nose is too fat to fish
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wesleywillis posted:I'm going to start an email campaign. RIP Calfy
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Jesus Artie you look like a pug
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:I mean how do you even do a proper line of coke with that nose situation? Same way he did it inside the pig prosthetic.
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pray 4 artie
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Sometimes I like to do an impression of Artie doing an impression of High Pitch Eric pretending to be Kelly Clarkson.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e4mChUKRG4 This is the best Shuli story
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Richard has to shower every day for a year now.
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In 1999 Giuliani tried to get the Brooklyn Museum closed down because of an exhibit which had one piece that offended his delicate religious sensibilities. https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.com/library/arts/092499brooklyn-museum.html?mcubz=3 Rudy Giuliani posted:
He sucked then, he sucks now.
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Came here to say I was at the zoo with the family the other day and they have a new baby gorilla. I was tempted to say (in a Don Rickles voice) "So there you are, tubby. Look like a bucket of lard on a bad day. You baby gorilla”
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I always love it when Fred is mostly quiet during a bit but then suddenly something gets to him and he lets out a short evil laugh like “MUAHHAHA!”
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I am Dr. Remulak
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beep by grandpa posted:One of the best things about the darth nihilus clip is iirc in the full clip that nerd wasn't taking any poo poo lmao He handled himself well against the scornful malevolence of Gary Garver
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It’s literally a phobia.
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Former Human posted:Remember when John claimed he found maggots in his orange juice and was going to sue Tropicana? gently caress I love this bit 
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Yeah but Richard has the gock
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Mghaydghay! Mghaydghay! I’m on fiyah! I repeat! I’m on fiyah!
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Sal and Richard will finally get to release that CD of extra special secret prank calls they got screamed at by Howard for drunkenly blabbing about at some live event.
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I think the Princess Diana stuff was happening right around when I first started listening to the show. IIRC a big part of the relentless goofing started when Elton John rewrote Candle in the Wind with new lyrics about Diana and it shot up to #1. Howard saw that as a lazy cash-in so he recorded his own completely tasteless Diana song to the tune of She Loves You by the Beatles. The angry calls started coming in and Howard was like “what’s the big deal, if Elton John can do it, why can’t I?”
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Nothing will ever beat Crackhead Bob, Elephant Boy, and Beetlejuice doing Twelve Days of Christmas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSjuZAAOGqs
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“The gun shot Fluffy’s rear end in a top hat off” call sounded like it almost got a laugh out of the swap shop guy. 
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Artie, whose idea of good music is the most basic white boomer rock imaginable.
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I’m pretty sure he once said something along the lines of “I’m not a pussy okay, I listen to The Who”
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I did the classic “had to pull over and stop on the side of the road on the way to work because I was dying of laughter” when KC was chasing a terrified and nearly nude High Pitch Erik around the studio with a dead fish like a middle school bully.
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I always felt that although goofing on Scott and his black cloud made great radio, Howard’s viscousness toward the guy was often uncomfortably real. He really got off belittling Scott and seemed to genuinely hate him just for existing.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Maybe I'm mistaken, maybe I don't fully understand the depths of Howard's viciousness toward Scott over the years, but it seems like Sal sort of replaced Scott as the resident pin cushion. Correct me if I'm wrong. I think the big difference is Sal worships Howard and seeks out his abuse. Scott was just a shlubby downtrodden guy who was an easy target for Howard to bully on the air.
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Tim poo poo on the light switch lol
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I didn’t watch the game but I checked this thread first to find out who won. Sorry Richard 
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the ultimate Richard Christy joint https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz2N619cwMI
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I have a hard time not pronouncing banana like “bayanna” it is.
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Let’s keep it real because I’m keeping it real.
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Eric the ACK ACK tor
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Snark posted:
WhHAt’s wRonG WiTh my picTure, BITCH?
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I had a baba booey dream last night lol. For some reason we worked in the same office and I walk by his desk and say Heyyy Baba Booey! He gets pissed off at being called that by me so I say come on Gary, I’m the only one around here who doesn’t call you Baba Booey. I was staring at his big teeth and suddenly realized my own front tooth was about to fall out.
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I dunno, Trump was basically what Dice as President would look like but with nursery rhymes. Kinison could get the GOP nomination with his “execute the homeless” bit alone.
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