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kylej posted:"Wide Spring Gold bangle with pave diamond monogram is beautiful! Wear it alone or with the Thin Galaxy." Do they sell those at Bloomies?
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ETM: Blah blah blah Artie: Eric...do me a favor...when you're done with that, go downstairs...open the microwave...and get inside. ETM: ...my...er...house doesn't ha-a-ave a d-own-st-airs. Goddamn do I miss Artie and ETM.
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Ether Frenzy posted:Hey Richard, this is your dad. We done got in to that cheesecake you done sent, it was pretty good. The two snappin turtles, snappy and crappy. We think one is a boy and ones a girl, we don't want 'em livin' in sin.
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Streebs posted:BART! I gotcha! "THE LAST NUMBER TO CALL THIS LINE WAS SIX-SIX-SIX, SIX-SIX-SIX. SIX-SIX, SIX-SIX"
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Speaking of ETM and Idol... http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/12/showbiz/celebrity-news-gossip/diana-degarmo-ace-young-dating-ppl/index.html?hpt=hp_bn4 somewhere there are tiny midget tears falling upon a crusty bedsheet.
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ETM with parents in tow with a psychologist in studio would be like fantasy radio. He is just endlessly fascinating to me, especially his outlook on women.Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Oh this. There must be some heavy-duty manipulation in those calls. Especially if he's talking about going down to meet her and poo poo. He was using his disabilities very well for a stalker. This is right on the head. I remember back when I heard the Eric and Carrie Underwood prank call, I found it so odd that one of the first things Eric said about himself was that he was in a wheelchair. Then later on, when he had on-air "phone sex" with Brandy Talore, she asked him to describe himself and the first things he was listing were all his disabilities. For the longest time I always thought "drat, Eric. Try to list some strong suits FIRST, try to make yourself look as good as possible to ease the landing a bit when they find out your many, many disabilities. Jesus, sell yourself a bit." But I came to realize that he WAS selling himself the only way he could think to - manipulating people. This is why at the end of the terrestrial run, the last thing he was demanding was for Howard to have Simon Cowell basically force Carrie or Kelly Clarkson into a "date" with him. He just figures that in his presence they'll just give in to him not because of charm or wit or anything, but because he'll push the right buttons. Its truly warped. By the way, anyone wanting to hear the "Three Wishes" stalking fiasco, its here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPY_XCCIGds
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-Atom- posted:I don't care if things like this are pre-planned bits because Eric the Midget is absolutely psychotic. Also, anytime I attend an Oakland A's game I hope he's there so I can yell mean things to a disabled midget and feel great doing it. The only person I can think of who would have generated dozens and dozens of hours of great radio even better than ETM is Chris-Chan. Imagine him as a wack packer. On dates with porn stars, the prank calls, Steve Langford out interviewing people in his town, Artie going "YOU'RE A RE-TAAD. A VIRGIN RE-TAAD." It would be glorious.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Extra points if you make him try to flip you off. Erh, ah, erh, ah-er-ah-AHH erh uhh ER agh.
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I'm gonna go re-read the Amazon comments for her dumbass dog book again. Oh man those were great.
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Streebs posted:Look at the tags, they are the best part: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/tags-on-product/1439160295/ref=tag_dpp_cust_edpp_sa hire a dog walker(4) taco tico(4) triple crown winner(4)  so loving hard. loving taco tico is my faaaaaaaaaaavorite.edit: holy poo poo http://www.tacotico.com/ their website has autoplay midi and animated gifs. Its like a time mac-hine.
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beergod posted:"Hey Eric. Who's Blue Iris? This is Katherine McPhee. Oh my god, Katherine McPhee loves to have her pussy licked. I want to suck your cock!" What a grumpy munchkin! gently caress that, I'll go suck Taylor Hicks cock instead.
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Kelly posted:I just cannot. There is no amount of money that could make me have sex with ETM. And anyway, he's all twisted, they can't actually be having sex, right? They probably just blow him. This makes me wonder - as a woman, which would be more gross or more of a violation...sex with ETM or blowing ETM? I imagine blowing him would be so much more disgusting, condom included, than loving him with a condom. I mean, I rather have gross things going on down by my junk than IN MY MOUTH.
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Eric with Tia Carrererrrerrackack http://oi42.tinypic.com/108ag79.jpg ...and more!      
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Back in 2008, Kendra's camwhore website listed her as 24. Now, 4 years later, it lists her as 22. Wild thing indeed.
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Oh man, that sounds so goddamned awesome. I'd be 10x more excited to see Eric than Howard. I don't even know how I would react to him. Part of me would want to shake his hand and thank him for the dozens of hours of amazing radio, another part would just want to go up to him and go "AUGH...ERR...ACK ruhh MUYH RAUHH". Maybe just tell him off to see him get mad.
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musclecoder posted:48 minutes of Tradio calls - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy8i1x6puxs How about two and a half hours worth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQEX-g9xlzA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ9CQ2V-fnc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhdjtBchIyw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kafKx_8-24 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxQuP8wkz-g http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8d2NzNkvQ0
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Today is the 30th aniiversary of John Belushi's death. I wonder if Artie is gonna talk about it tonight. YOU'RE OUT. EXPELLED, YOU'RE THROUGH HERE AT THE JFSC, I WANT YOU PACKED UP AND GONE BY 9 O CLOCK MONDAY MORNING!
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chiz posted:Let's face it, the show died in a congealed pool of blood in december 2009 in an apartment in Hoboken, New Jersey. Amen. Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn_TMfNWXCw
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...and today, the three foot chicken McNugget known as ETM is another year grosser. "Do your parents refer to the day as three-eleven?"
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Kt88 posted:Howard seems more and more prone to not discussing 'white elephants in the room' By far the most ridiculous example of this was the first show of 2010. Everyone knew about Artie's suicide attempt, everyone knew he wouldn't be on the show, everyone was concerned. Howard could have just opened with 30 seconds of "Artie is not here, we wish him well, and for the sake of his privacy we aren't going to discuss this." But nope, he just pretended nothing happened, and then had the nerve to be shocked a couple days later by the typhoon of angry and confused listener feedback.
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Bonzo posted:
I was married for two years and my wife did this. She never, ever could just concede that she was solidly in the wrong, ever. Even if she did apologize for something it was a yell of "OK FINE I'M SORRY *sobs running away*" If they divorce I will go right back out that same day and buy a whole new radio. Its about the only thing that could bring me back into an Artie-less show.
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She won't walk it, she didn't train it, and she won't pick up its poop, but she'll tattoo its name on her. Goddamn what a loving nutty ditzy broad. Sometimes its amazing how much looks, and then later on money, can just warp a brain that probably wasn't firing hard on all cylinders to begin with.
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Artie is to sports what Victor Borge is to piano concertos. I love it.
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Qaz Kwaz posted:The new Stern AGT commercial was great. I'm pumped. Link? Nothing on the AGT website, as far as I can find.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh6JdX5EjYk Oh man, the memories.
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chiz posted:this is the best troll of ETM Howard has done Second best. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUhQV-ZhDpg
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Kelly posted:- Howard hit the buzzer on a seven year old rapper and made him cry. SOLD
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prefect posted:Best part: Sal holding Ronnie back with one arm, and then Ronnie gets pissed about it. Ronnie is so unintimidating, but is in such denial about it. When its actually shoved in his face he reacts like a compulsive liar caught in a lie.
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His teeth are yell like peeeeeee
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SOMEONE PLEASE STOP STERN FROM SULLYING UP OUR WHOLESOME FAMILYSHOW
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AxeManiac posted:I think Jimmy Kimmel sent it to him for that reason. If I ever meet Kimmel all I am gonna talk to him about is Eric.
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Brocktoon posted:There's a theater here that has fully-reclinable La-Z-Boys and is 21+ only. It is well worth the extra money to go there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3eeC2lJZs
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prefect posted:"Let's visit this unusual burger joint and see what kinds of fascinating burgers they create!" ...and a glass of water on the side fer dippin'!
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 He's aged 15 years in the four years since his studio visit. I love the 'lil guy so much, he's given so much good radio. I want him to live another bitter angry 40 years of getting goofed on, stalking 19 year old reality show stars, booting people out of the JFSC, scamming the Bunny Ranch, and bad acting performances.If he dies and I am anywhere near the funeral, I'm gonna stand outside with by hands full of balloons. God speed, little guy.
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Brocktoon posted:Watched another episode of Jon Hein's horrible show last night. It's fascinating to see what locations have him there live and which ones are voice-over only... God he is creepy.
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Vakal posted:I'm surprised the little turkey hasn't called into Artie's show yet. Don't fill my head with such dreams
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:I feel like blowin' my mind up! ITS FREDDY KRO0O0OGIR! BWAH, BWAH, BWAAAAAAAAAAAH
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