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God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Chinston Wurchill posted:

William Regal packs more Smiths references into 30 seconds than Matt Striker did in his entire tenure on commentary.

Thanks for posting this. Amazing.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2012 13:12

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:19

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

RandyOrtonIsMyGod posted:

Hailey Hatred.

drat son. More bounce to the ounce baby, awww yeah.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2012 11:08

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

User created WWE 11 storyline. Title: Ashley.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayMvbQ9Sscw

It's a non-playable fetish video and it's hilarious.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2012 12:23

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Tyma posted:

05-06 TNA

drat how far TNA has fallen. In 2005 and 2006 they were really good, and probably the best wrestling on television.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2012 23:18

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

What the gently caress? They fired Johnny Devine from Paparazzi Productions because he wouldn't edit together German snuff film compilations?

Hahahaha... Jesus.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2012 00:34

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlOSLsINK_0

Trailer Park Boys Season 4 Episode 4: The Green Bastard.

Ricky puts on a community day at the trailer park featuring Bubbles wrestling as the Green Bastard. Mr. Lehey attempts a coup when he is being awarded best trailer park supervisor, a title for a position he no longer holds.

Includes cheeseburgers, weed and liquor.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2012 11:29

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Skinty McEdger posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7rTy__sFM

I've tried and failed three times to watch this "intense" promo without bursting out laughing.

It's like he's doing an funny impression of Avery Brooks.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2012 08:18

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

apsouthern posted:

As it's his birthday today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T050N6yx8M

I love this song. Suga Free is one of the most underrated rappers of all time.

# ¿ May 1, 2012 10:02

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Flameingblack posted:

Highspots: London and Kendrick's Excellent Adventure 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKULJWJ1W7k

They talk about :
Ghosts
Barack Obama is Satan
Jerking off

All of that is false burn-out babble, except for the bit about Jean Benet Ramsey being Lady Gaga.

# ¿ May 5, 2012 07:07

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Nobody cares about Steve Corino in PWX, or the NWA any more, or Tommy Rich.

That said, Corino can promo his rear end off, and the top video on his site is a helluva promo.

http://www.worldofcorino.blogspot.com/

# ¿ May 7, 2012 07:34

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Illinois Smith posted:

ABBY JR.'S TRAINING VIDEO ARCHIVE!

You ever read Gopher in the Gilly by Harlan Ellison?

This is depressing.

God Of Paradise fucked around with this message at 08:14 on May 11, 2012

# ¿ May 11, 2012 08:11

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlxwPmrWT8s&feature=related

Pinkie Sanchez has the best entrances in the indies.

# ¿ May 18, 2012 09:54

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

89 posted:

Out of context, it's probably not a crazy bad rear end promo, but at the time it was awesome. From the Matt Hardy/Edge/Lita triangle thing. Hardy gets rehired after this angle was red hot, merging real life issues with wrestling. So, he proceeds to go out on Raw and cut the most boring, horrrrible promo ever in his return and almost kills the angle dead. The next week, Edge puts it back on track:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFeebBx4e_4

Whoa, what's up with the background in that video? It's like Edge's head is center and the walls of the locker-room are rotoscoped and fluctuating.

Or did I eat too much acid as a teenager?

# ¿ Jun 3, 2012 07:17

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Generic CAW posted:

Dolph Ziggler vs Keith Apicary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXnscR4PjeA

Goddamn I friggin love Dolph Ziggler. So how come nobody told me that WWE Download got better after its first awful episode? Thought it was a lame clip show.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2012 08:04

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Lone Rogue posted:

Seems strange to me that for every person who has cried at the Olympics, Kurt Angle got a reputation for it.

Well, he did it with a broken freaking neck.

Does Angle still wrestle well? Haven't seen him since his match vs. Nigel.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2012 08:45

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

HulkaMatt posted:

Posting because it exists:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpnaalVZ6-0&hd=1

Jesus. They need to cue this up in Manflurry's room.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2012 05:13

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

CombineThresher posted:

I am totally making that my ringtone.

Also someone needs to repost the video of Jack filling out forms to donate his brain to science once he dies. It's surprisingly poignant, given that it's New Jack.

New Jack loving rules.

I really love that part in Beyond the Mat when the talent agents discuss him.

"I don't see him as a Denzel, but definitely as Denzel's friend."

# ¿ Jul 4, 2012 09:53

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Critical posted:

New Jack has done the following:

Admitted to murdering multiple people. (In line of work as a "bounty hunter" but he seems awfully proud of it.) Attempted to murder Vic Grimes during a wrestling match by throwing him off of a scaffold onto the ring post. Shot on a 60 year old man during a match with a steel chair and a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Deeply bladed an inexperienced wrestler with a loving switch blade during a match to the point he needed medical attention, bragged about it saying "I cut the poo poo outta that fat boy." Stabbed someone at an indy show due to an altercation about Sierra Mist or some poo poo.

New Jack is a scumbag.

Yeah, as I said, New Jack loving rules.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2012 22:01

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Beasley posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4QqvUWZvLs

Third episode of 'The Underground', a professional wrestling online series I was involved in.

Can you give us more details about who is making this show, and why?

It's cool that you have a very front and center role, and you're not bad as a sleazy MTV announcer dude... But what is this? Tell me about it.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2012 10:44

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Beasley posted:

This is one of Jeff Katz' projects. He was involved with WRP and this series is slightly tied together. They are "in the same universe" but very seldom do other characters mix in. It is a twelve episode series released on youtube.

Do you like doing it? Do you like the show?

# ¿ Jul 7, 2012 08:46

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

The Insane Clown Posse have released their annual infomercial for the gathering of the Juggalos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9y_2NbSu_E

It's greatly annoying when things I like are mixed with things I hate, like Kool Keith and ICP for example.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2012 03:23

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Free viewing of ISW Slamtasia 3 on their Youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/interspecies

Thank you man.

I freaking love ISW.

Within the first minute the announcer says, "I loving hate juggalos. Odds are if you see a fat trashy person in Michigan, they'll stand up and there will be a juggalo tattoo on their body."

edit: Fast forward to 102.50 into the video for some good ol' Giant Tiger facefucking action.

God Of Paradise fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Jul 17, 2012

# ¿ Jul 17, 2012 09:43

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

"This guy likes to wrestle with inanimate objects devoid of all personality... You know, kinda like being in the ring with Sheamus, minus all the canned cheers."

WWE Download # 27. Dolph Ziggler is god.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0vIgw5NlNU&list=PL4967B2678A397D66&index=1&feature=plpp_video

It's also hilarious to me how horrible Zack Ryder's show is. What was the appeal? Ever?

# ¿ Aug 1, 2012 09:23

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

VogeGandire posted:

Widely underrated for his promos.

Not to mention this one in particular is terrifying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx_viTCCBms

He's freaking awesome at his promos, and is charismatic as hell.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2012 20:18

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzxOwtjz_iU

Dolph Ziggler hooks up with Comedienne Amy Schumer. The Howard Stern interview.

Their kid would of been an entertainment Serpentor.

God Of Paradise fucked around with this message at 10:43 on Aug 25, 2012

# ¿ Aug 25, 2012 10:35

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Really? Dumpster fire?

To quote the greatest poet of his generation, ODB, "I don't want it if it ain't no slut bitch."

# ¿ Aug 25, 2012 11:51

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Schumer looks alright to me.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2012 21:37

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Kane in Anger Management was the funniest WWE sketch in forever.

"For reasons not explained to me, I have an unhealthy obsession with torturing Pete Rose."

http://www.wwe.com/videos/daniel-bryan-receives-anger-management-class-raw-aug-27-2012-26048297

# ¿ Aug 28, 2012 05:28

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

KungFu Grip posted:

Here's a rather interesting Junior/Crusierweight match I learned of recently that happened in the WWF during 1984.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbPa0JHtuxM

Cobra is a much better gimmick than Jumpin Jeff Farmer. Same guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MISUHTo2NDs

# ¿ Sep 4, 2012 08:17

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

I swear I saw Ryback use The Flying Butt Pliers during a house show.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2012 04:55

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Glad to see Manami can still go. She's my favorite female wrestler ever, and I'm surprised how well her body seems to have held up after years of high-impact Joshi wrestling.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2012 18:45

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

RacistGuidingLight posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19rIJeun-cQ&t=94s
Don't ask for context. Click it. because of a butt.

This video has The Iron Sheik trying to sodomize a man with a beer bottle.

However it misses the best part of the episode, which is Yarp Yarp.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2012 07:34

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Wojtek posted:

Haha, Bautista's strategy is taking a lot of punches to the head and getting a takedown on an obese man.

I wonder how sad he'll get before realizing the spot light's gone?

# ¿ Oct 8, 2012 06:03

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

crazycarl posted:

One of the wrestling news sites reported that the documentary for the new CM Punk DVD is on Youtube, from what I have seen so far this could be one of the best jobs the WWE has done spotlighting a wrestler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTi1Jh2HaEs

the video is missing some of the left side of the shots, but is still watchable

After watching this... I'm guessing CM Punk's next step after headlining Wrestlemania is to quit WWE and go into business with Heyman, running his own federation. Maybe I'm just hoping.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2012 08:17

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

When Punk was doing a Q & A at Wizard World in Philly, he mentioned that a lot of conversations went like this:

Punk: "I'd like us to cover (insert thing nobody talks about on any bio DVD ever) or have music by (insert band production team has no pre-existing relationship with here).

Production "We can't do that"

Punk "I guess we can't do this DVD, then"

Production "Let me call somebody and see if we can do it"

And then it would turn out, surprise surprise, they COULD do that.

Another thing. Punk's a belt mark in the best way possible.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2012 19:58

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

apsouthern posted:

Vice.com have recently put together a documentary about UK "underground" wrestling, focusing on Insane Championship Wrestling from Glasgow. Part One is up now, with parts 2-4 going up each day apparently. It's very sweary and very Scottish, but there are subtitles on it. Worth a look if you've eight minutes spare

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/rule-britannia/the-british-wrestler

That's a good gimmick.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2012 10:51

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

People do this because they are young and feel protected and entitled. They feel protected by assuming that they won't be hit back by the entertainer. If you notice, one of the two guys antagonizing Punk looks to be about 16 years old. I think that has a lot more to do with it than not being afraid of Punk's physique.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2012 21:31

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Bray Wyatt kicks so much rear end. Can't wait for him to debut on TV.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD3-dWA-JG4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyoGOKXvLk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCjaGy1hXXQ

# ¿ Oct 17, 2012 10:35

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Animal-Mother posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU8H_6pPX0M

Daniel Bryan, Tyson Kidd, and that one Johnny Saint spot.

The Johnny Saint spot the rolling around in a ball?

# ¿ Oct 22, 2012 03:03

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:19

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

joshtothemaxx posted:

This video is even funnier now that Bryan Danielson is the star and Paul London is the nobody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSh2s_lmthI

I'd say Danielson was a bigger star at the time. Sure, not everyone knew who he was, but he still had tons of fans.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2012 07:46

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