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Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
I am going to bet on MMA for the first time next ppv. What websites do people here use?

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Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
I was going to put $20 on Rashad, since he is such a huge underdog. I also have $20 too much in my bank account, so I figured this is the best way to get rid of it.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

BlindSite posted:

Ian McCall is opening as the underdog against benivedez McCall is 2.89

Doesn't seem like a terrible flutter considering benivedez hasn't looked good his last few fights.

You mean like his last 19 fights where he only lost to current 125 and 135 lb champions?

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
I want to put $100 on Weidman, I live in USA, what website should I use?

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

MrSmokes posted:

I always went with 5dimes.eu, never had a problem with em.

What is the difference between Money Line and Total Points?

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

DannoMack posted:

Bet way more than I can afford to lose on the Undertaker.

Are you making a joke, or did you gamble on a scripted tv show outcome? I don't get it.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Avenging_Mikon posted:

the safest sports bet

Is it really a sport?

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

DannoMack posted:

Bet way more than I can afford to lose on the Undertaker.

Found his ticket

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

outy posted:

I think Johnson is pretty formidable at 205, very aggressive and hits like a truck. He's in zero danger of getting KO'd here, and while I think Davis is right to be favourite, the odds are generous.

So post how much you bet on him so that we can laugh at you after.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

willie_dee posted:

Put money on Jones and Rumble Johnson because I want their opponents to win

You cursed us!

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

outy posted:

Glover Teixeira @ 5.00
£7.00
Return £0.00

Tim Boetsch @ 7.00
£5.00
Return £0.00

Anthony Johnson @ 2.80
£23.00
Return £64.40

I like rooting for the little guy :)

If you post your bets AFTER the event, it doesn't count.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
I put $20 on Erick Silva because I'm an rear end in a top hat.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Fozzy The Bear posted:

I put $20 on Erick Silva because I'm an rear end in a top hat.

And I go 0-2 on betting in MMA. Your welcome PSP.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
$72.50 down the drain, thread delivers again. Not one winning bet.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

origami posted:

god bless

What? NO! We like Lawler... Unless Jase1 has now switched to only betting on winners.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

I see 3 fights left for the night that I can bet on any requests?


Edit: Ah gently caress it the only fighter I know on the card is Lawler. I remember him almost getting his leg kicked off then knocking a dude out. So $500 to win $850 on Lawler.

THANK YOU!!! Jase1 is now the king of MMA betting.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
If anyone wanted to bet on Jon Jones, now would be the time, last I saw he was at -170

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

No, its about Master Sensei seagal.

Wants to show DC some moves.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Marching Powder posted:

I must have misremembered.

Pretty sure you are right, but then after he claimed he was exaggerating his bet amount. Great... now I have to go searching for it.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

DannoMack posted:

Bet way more than I can afford to lose on the Undertaker.

DannoMack posted:

My site didn't have a limit.

and then

DannoMack posted:

I can't imagine anyone here actually believed me when I said I found a site that let you bet an unlimited amount of money on pro wrestling?

Fozzy The Bear fucked around with this message at 06:08 on May 25, 2015

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Thiago Alves +230

Can you let us know how much money you put on these lines?

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Seltzer posted:

Bovada doesn't allow people from NJ to sign up apparently. Anyone know of a site that's easy to sign up for? 5dimes requires a bunch of crap like sending copies of ID cards iirc. Don't feel like doing that.

http://www.nj.gov/oag/ge/gamingsites.html

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Seltzer posted:

You can play casino games online in NJ but you can't sports bet for some stupid reason. That's what all those websites are.

Contact your state gov. :-(

Do these work for you?
http://www.sportsbetting.ag/
http://www.betonline.ag/

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Chad "Money" Mendes $100 to win $135
Dennis "The Menace" Bermudez $20 to win $8.89
Brandon "Rukus" Thatch $20 to win $12.12

Chad "Money" Mendes wins by submission $1 to win $5.50

Chad vs Conor ending in a draw is 66/1, can't bet that though.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Another goon ( who has since made it big and stopped coming here):
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJrR1f_VAAANgiD.jpg

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

HAHAHAHHAHA
drat

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

You idiots why would you ever bet on MMA.

Go find Jason Somerville, he's there in Vegas. He was the $10k bet. :-(

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Lloyd Boner posted:

I got Nate for $50 at +425 last night. I wasn't gonna post about it for fear of jinxing myself but gently caress that I ain't no bitch.

I feel he is more of a +420 value

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Duzzy Funlop posted:

46 grand on the lawlor, tate, diaz parlay?

Lawlor lost

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Ty1990 posted:

I bet on josh koscheck to beat Robbie lawler once

Mods?!?

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Captain Log posted:

Those are pretty honest odds. Despite the threads riding high on Diaz I think it's a coin flip fight SLIGHTLY favoring Conor.

Want to take Conor, I'll take Nate on a week probation bet?

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

Wasn't even watching because I forgot the fight was tonight. So when do I get a thread name change dedicated to me? Yeah my ego is a bit out of control at this point but gently caress it this thread is a loving profit machine for me.

You are going to get banned from another bookie.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

1k on Joe lauzon at -105
1k on Enrique Marin at +290 just because it would be funny to see sage lose again.
1k on Frankie Edgar at -130
5k on Mark Hunt at -165
5k on Silva at +400

That's why they call it gambling! :nono:

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

7k on Lawler to win by ko or tko at +150. If I lose this it will be a losing month for me in gambling overall. Breaking a 14 month streak too so I need this to happen to keep the streak alive!

God danmit, you are suppose to bet on the fighter we want to lose.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Someone start from the beginning and count up all of Jase1's bets, I'm curious if he is up or down over it all.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Skip My Posts posted:

Tito bet 50k on Nunez lol

Jase, how does it feel to join the ranks of people like Ryan Bader?

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

Since I'm still awake and a bottle of scotch deep and I just literally shut down a 2-5 game by busting 3 players in less than an hour and then doubled my money at the roulette table in 20 mins I am putting 15k on Chael Sonnen @ -180. That's the exact amount of money I won at the casino today minus the the tip for the dealer. Last time I bet on Chael he got embarrassed by Anderson Silva so I'm hoping he redeems himself.

Oh poo poo
:homebrew:

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

Hello friends, it's been awhile. I have mostly been betting on the NBA. Stipe is fighting tonight so I have to put money on my hometown homie.


5k on Stipe @ -135

5k on edgar at -115

5k on Maia @ -120

I shouldn't make fun of you if I have no money on the line, so I put $100 on JDS at +110.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

If maia wins ill throw another 5k on stipe. My bookie is here with me tonight and is 2 fisting my expensive scotch after that asswhoopin. I have been on a hot streak after winning 11k on the cavs sweep.

Shame to throw all of your winnings away on a guy who is going to get KO'd

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Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

Upping the stipe bet to a total of 10k. Freerolling for 20k makes for a fun night!

Could I borrow $100?

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