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Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
Goddamn, dude.

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Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
Watch us inadvertently shift the line on the fight by following Jase into glorious wager battle. War Spivak.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
gently caress.

Greg.

Hardy.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
loving legend.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

jase1 posted:

I’m gonna hire Spivak personally to go down there with me. I can pay more than the ufc.

This is the most king poo poo possible and I salute you whether you do it or not.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
drat man. You’re a legend. Vaya con dios.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Head Bee Guy posted:

I’ve never properly bet on sports before. What service should I do to maximize the first-time bonuses.

I’m in NY fwiw

Looks like NY decided against running its own books, but they licensed the big betting apps like Fanduel, MGM, etc. I dunno what your best options are there (I got an overseas sportsbook account 15 years ago to place tiny wagers on fights and never bothered to switch after it was made legal in Oregon), but a lot of them will be running promos before a PPV.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Digital Jedi posted:

Winnings are going to be donated to a charity out in Montana

Nice!

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
Me: Never wager on emotion.

Also me: Oh poo poo, one of my old teammates is on the BKFC Montana 2 card, I should put 5 bucks on him, even though he's an underdog. It's fine, I can accept this loss.

09/10 09:00 PM Other Sports M.M.A. Louie Lopez ( vs. Dylan Schulte) +205 for Game
Risking 5.00 USD to win 10.25 USD
Status: Won

:ironicat:

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Marching Powder posted:

gambling can be extremely good if you ignore all the ways it isn't

Haha, exactly.

I also nailed a prop for Nick Diaz by finish at +275 for 13.75 on a 5 dollar risk. Once again, my sportsbook got down around $50 for a couple months, and now I'm a shade over $100. The equilibrium continues.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
I am currently +$17 on my book. Two weeks ago, I was -$45 or so. I only wager in $5 increments, and mostly put money on live dogs and the occasional stupid parlay. I’ve also been able to restock a few times in the past year with free promo prop bets on dumb NFL poo poo, otherwise I’d probably be closer to zero.

My biggest regret was not paying close attention, and misclicking on Poirier vs McGregor 1. I thought I’d won big off of Dustin, and then looked at the drat slip and realized I’d wagered wrong. The line on the rematch wasn’t worth a poo poo. Missed opportunity.

The biggest win so far was putting 5 on Roxy to beat Antonina Schevchenko. Never underestimate a nerd fighting someone with an undeserved ego.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
Decided to put $5 on Matthew Semelsberger to win because I randomly chose a sweatshirt with the same logo as his chest tat to wear today.

Gonna finish my year about +$25 overall. Feeling pretty chuffed about that. The ol' book has been open since 2008, and I've never had to deposit more than my initial $100 stake. I bet they hate me.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
5 bux on Grasso and my book is well in the black for the year. Rusty daggers for everyone!

I like how wagering against Shevchenkos is how I've won my biggest upset pots.

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Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
Sure fine, let's loving go then. 10 bux gets me 92.22 on a Volk/Usman parlay.

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