Bet On MMA: The Jase Won Thread

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I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

Jase won

# ¿ Mar 20, 2016 17:03

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 00:54

I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

jase1 posted:

I'm not gonna lie it's been enjoyable watching most of the posters in here eat their own words.

I like that you enjoy gambling on mma and it was cool when people were mad that you bet on a sport you had little attachment to but had more of a literal investment in it than they did.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2016 04:20

I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Thats a lot of money.

Jase is a lot of man.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2016 21:04

I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

jase1 posted:

I have alot of bets on the cavs so let me lay them all out.

First I have 10k on them to win the finals @ +400 that I bet at the beginning of the season. I have another 1k on them to sweep the warriors @ +2500 which I know won't happen but the odds are so loving delicious. I have 1k on james to be finals MVP at +225. I will also be betting each game individually. I am also going to game 3 in Cleveland and will most likely bet a shitload of money that night as well. The cavs and MMA have padded my bankroll for the finals so I am going all out.

My man!

# ¿ May 27, 2017 04:16

I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

jase1 posted:

After you dopes talked poo poo on me all these years you might as well send me money and trust me with it. I just won't guarantee that when that bet wins I won't stop at the roulette table and put it on 23 and laugh as all your money goes bye bye.

I have always believed in you. I posted "jase won" as one of my only posts in like 7 or 8 years. Please send me and INRI 300 dollars. At your convenience, of course

I still believe in jase

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 00:48

I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

Gambling is cool

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 22:10

I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

jase1 posted:

My wife is way out of my league so it's worked for me!

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 22:43

I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

this thread is cool

# ¿ Aug 19, 2017 03:54

I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

Fozzy The Bear posted:

All done.
I didn't include the Mayweather fight, it looks like his bookie wouldn't take the bet.

jase1, I think you might have a gambling problem.

This guy

# ¿ Sep 11, 2017 01:49

I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

I bet the house on GSP developing AIDS "tragically" over the next few years of his uh career

# ¿ Sep 11, 2017 03:32

I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

vaginal facsimile posted:

jase won

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 00:47

I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

jase1 posted:

I have a ton of debris in my yard from the hurricane so if anyone wants to make 25 bucks an hour to clean it up I'm paying it. It's about 8 hours worth of work.

I'm in the hurricane too. You're richer than me but good luck goon

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 00:51

I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

Don't make another thread Jase just post your saga in these mma threads. There are too many forums and so many threads. Your crew is here

I bet my brother 20 bucks that OSP eats the air's pussy if he wins. Sucker took the bet lol

# ¿ Sep 23, 2017 02:39

I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

He did it enough to win my 20 bucks. I wish he did it more gross but I think he was siked out by the translator lady

# ¿ Sep 23, 2017 05:46

I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

thanks man

# ¿ Sep 23, 2017 06:23

I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

I have a feeling Bisping is gonna kick his rear end and it'll be ugly

# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 18:35

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 00:54

I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

spb posted:

jase won

# ¿ Jan 20, 2019 18:32

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