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edit: fuuuuuuuuuck, wrong thread.
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Jul 30, 2014 14:21
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Ribsauce posted:RE: Chris Rainey getting cut for messing with a fire extinguisher while Jim Irsay doesn't get suspended for his DUI/bag of drugs Yup, you need to put that poo poo in quotes... immediately, son.
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Aug 8, 2014 14:53
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Spoeank posted:Not a football post but this is something some on said to me yesterday: You can probably just tune that guy out from now on. On another note, his father was probably an abusive dick.
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Aug 8, 2014 15:02
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Literally the first time in my entire life I have heard the phrase "bell cow" either literally or metaphorically and the fact that its for a black person makes me really uncomfortable. If you've never heard of a big 3-down RB referred to as "the bell-cow back" you're doing good, because it means you're probably not listening to football news. That being said, are you sure you follow football?
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Aug 11, 2014 16:56
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Mel Mudkiper posted:No I seriously never heard Bell Cow in my entire life You have an avatar of a college football talent pundit/draft guru, and you've NEVER heard someone referred to as "the bell-cow back?" That's impressive.
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Aug 11, 2014 20:17
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warcrimes posted:Hilarious that you immediately jump to it being racial. Isn't that a monicker used to describe female running backs in the south?
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Aug 11, 2014 20:25
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I legit feel like I have stepped into some alternate dimension I feel like throwing out all kinds of buzzwords now just to see what sticks. Game Manager Every-Down Back Speedster Possession Receiver Pocket Presence Swim Move Cut Second Level Nickel Big Nickel 0-technique You know all of these, right? How have you never heard bell-cow back? I'm not mad, nor do I want to insinuate that not having heard this before somehow makes you lovely at liking football; I'm just super-impressed. This is just a boiler-plate term, not some weird-rear end rule that you'd expect people to ask about. Chichevache posted:Hey guys I just heard the announcers refer to how Ray Rice does a great job "hitting that ho" on a run up the middle and I wanted to know if it was racist?!?!?! Never change, Chiche.
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Aug 11, 2014 20:36
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Whelp, I guess it is loving racist... Add 1 more black player for bell-cow Also, alleged is a funny search. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Aug 12, 2014 |
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Aug 12, 2014 00:46
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I've heard it used this season to describe Toby Gerhart's role in Jacksonville.
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Aug 12, 2014 01:51
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Chichevache posted:Well I'm a bandwagon fan who only started watching the Seahawks during the actual Super Bowl, but I've heard it. That's probably because Marshawn Lynch actually is a bellcow back. It makes sense to me that people on the West Coast wouldn't have heard of a bellcow back. The West Coast Offense is passing centric, whereas the smash-mouth brand of football that makes the SEC so popular is built around big-rear end linemen and big-rear end running backs. warcrimes posted:Except it's not, several west coasters(including myself) have already said they're familiar with the term. And then I read this and I wonder if it's just people filtering buzzwords when listening to broadcasts. Does anyone understand half the poo poo Jon Gruden says? No, and he's still loving awsome! Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 12:49 on Aug 12, 2014 |
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Aug 12, 2014 12:45
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Jesus Christ you nerds we have a mega derail solely because people need a hivemind opinion to validate their football intelligence solely because you may or may not have heard the term bell cow before Guess what team doesn't have a bellcow. The Dolphins.
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Aug 12, 2014 20:30
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Anals of History posted:Really want to see a 300 lb. kickboxer. If you google "300 lb kickboxer" right now, you get training equipment, not people. To be fair, he said 300lb body builder... who also kick boxes.
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Aug 14, 2014 11:21
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Oh man, here's an all-star post from the SBNation Falcons board regarding the topic of bringing Michael Sam to Atlanta. Falconitus posted:Not trying to be mean but And the hits... Falconitus posted:Really? Holy poo poo Falconitus posted:I read that but couldn't figure out if  Falconitus posted:Yea, I hear tell he has moves Wow, That was a loving thread that kept on giving. I need to figure out if Falconitus has a twitter feed, because I think it would be proof of a creator. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Aug 31, 2014 |
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Aug 31, 2014 12:03
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I decided the SBNation Rams board needed to be checked in on. richromeo21 posted:Applaud the Football decision He finished strong but he started off with a whopper. When is America going to stop attributing pedophilia to homosexuality? Who the gently caress started that anyway? Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Aug 31, 2014 |
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Aug 31, 2014 13:29
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Great White Hope posted:Given that the biggest football news story since O.J. Simpson was the Penn State situation, putting that disclaimer is entirely fair. Yeah, man, I guess I just don't feel that kind of distinction is necessary, but since the rest of the post was coherent he probably deserves the benefit of the doubt. Most Rams fans were lauding Sam and seem genuinely bummed he didn't make the roster or the PS. Falcons fans were discussing him because we have basically no one who can get after quarterbacks consistently except the Osi, who had a down year in 2013. Not confidence inspiring. Falconitis was a diamond in the rough, even on the Atlanta boards, his story needs to be a cautionary tale. African AIDS cum posted:Whats the point of finding posts that make you mad and posting them here, I get it if they are funny but you're just digging up stuff to be offended by. That's what this thread is, man... from the OP: Detergent posted:Any branch of Rivals, 247, or any small, team specific site is full of this kind of poo poo. Also applicable, the comments section on sports articles on newspaper sites, Facebook arguments about football (blur out names) and horrible political chat from football sites. Just basically anything from a football forum that exemplifies the contempt you feel for so many of your fellow fans of the game. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Sep 2, 2014 |
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Sep 2, 2014 13:22
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Zifnab posted:Hawks forums are currently busy yelling about the backup RB competition 
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Sep 10, 2014 14:09
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African AIDS cum posted:I saw a black guy line up as the punter on the weekend (forget if it was NFL or College) and I immediately assumed the team was trying a trick play. 
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Sep 12, 2014 00:41
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 That's right, we got child abusers, wife beaters, and gay's in the NFL. Those are all things that belong on 1 image macro.
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Sep 17, 2014 21:49
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Thermos H Christ posted:I see what you mean, but to me it just reads like a simple "rule of three" joke, where the whole idea is that one of these things is not like the others. Maybe I'm giving too much credit to the person who made that, idk. Maybe the guy who made the image macro was thinking that. If that's the case, he's effectively trolled the true colors out of a lot of people who are reposting it.
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Sep 18, 2014 03:25
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Chimeric posted:I saw this one pop up on Facebook earlier: That's another brilliant one. Josh Gordon's barely registered weed infraction and "being gay" = domestic violence, animal cruelty, child abuse, rape, murder and corruption. This is like having an FBI's most wanted list with the neighbor kid, Chad, on the bottom row wedged between the known terrorists.
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Sep 18, 2014 04:40
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African AIDS cum posted:Its just a joke meme, relax a little It's not a funny joke. None of those tiles are actually funny, it's a loving rap sheet. I'm sure we could come up with better poo poo, like Sexy Rexy: Hide your booze, DJ Swearinger: Hide your knees, Tom Brady: High your fives (or just hide your fives), Lions FO: hide your star players' poo poo opinions. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Sep 18, 2014 |
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Sep 18, 2014 04:53
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African AIDS cum posted:NFL front office = 95 IQ retards literally bathing in cash who got insanely lucky to have "executive" jobs that are easy as gently caress Haha, how's that working for ya, St Louis?
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Sep 18, 2014 12:20
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Cole posted:Sorry Send it to Rap too, he's got final approval and it'll save me the button press.
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Sep 18, 2014 21:56
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I'll pm you anytime someone laughs to see if the joke was worth a chuckle.
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Ribsauce posted:How can you see your monitor with your nose so high up in the air? It's hyperbole. How do you see your monitor with your nose being such a gigantic piece of poo poo?
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Sep 21, 2014 00:51
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A post about Kroy Biermann from SBNation boards: A Brief History Leason Why did we pick up Ray Edward in FA? Because Kory wasn’t able to apply pressure and teams would double JA55. Kory highest sack total in any year was 5 and in my opinion, what made Kory such a fan favorite was when the Falcon’s played Payton Manning and he was dropping 20yd in coverage. That’s when names like; Jack of all trade, Swish Army knife, and other multipurpose tools was used to describe him. Most multipurpose tool does man things well. In Kory’s case, he does one thing well and that’s being a backup. The Falcon’s need to dig deep in the FA good bag and look for a dope to take Kory for a draft pick. Maybe someone will give back a 6-7 rd pick. Then this year draft we need to focus on 2 OLB/DE and a RT. Lets double dip in the 1st and 2nd on OLB/DE and get a RT to Take over for Sam Baker. If the Lord is welling, maybe we can get 3 games out of him and can replace Marshmallow Holmes.
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Sep 21, 2014 15:09
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Chichevache posted:I get that the post is poorly written, but I watched all of Hard Knocks and I am at a total loss as to why anyone thinks Biermann is a starting player in the NFL. No, he's just pure poo poo. I hope he gets benched and soon. I posted it for the lovely writing, not the opinion.
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Sep 21, 2014 22:18
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Chichevache posted:Yrah, our parents. That's why we are typing about sports online instead of making millions like the Gronks (or the Jacksons). If my dad beat me more maybe I'd be ftfy
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Jan 24, 2015 23:54
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Dexo posted:This is twitter, Can we do Twitter? Who cares this is the hottest rear end hot take I have ever seen in my life. #hottakes
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Jan 28, 2015 21:01
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quote:As a Saints fan, you'll get no sympathy from me. quote:No, attempting to injure another player is not worse than piping in crowd noise.
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Feb 2, 2015 15:55
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Where can I find this person to avoid them at all times A Saints homer who posts on the Falcons and Saints SBNation sites. I've always found it odd that fans of other football teams would bother registering an account on a rival's fan site. I wouldn't be shocked if he's got a Panthers account too. Why even bother trolling the Buccs, though?
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Feb 3, 2015 16:38
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To be fair, I thought he might have been trolling. But then I remembered the caliber of every Saints poster that ever replies to Falcoholic stories and welp
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Feb 3, 2015 16:43
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Seriously I love it because I'm never gonna stop busting my Falcons fan friend's balls about how they had to pump in noise to their terrible team, I don't know why we'd want to scare them away from more hilarious proof they're the Milhouse of football. It's cool, bro, I'm never going to let you forget how I heard two grandmas, over the TV broadcast, having a conversation in the upper level of the Superdome during the 3rd quarter of that Carolina game where Drew Brees and Jimmy Graham forgot how to play football. hth
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Feb 3, 2015 21:19
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This entire comments section: http://www.thefalcoholic.com/2015/2/10/8013013/no-the-falcons-should-not-pursue-greg-hardy-in-free-agency
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Feb 13, 2015 22:28
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I was a fan of the time Johnny Manziel pretended to be talking to the coach on the sideline but was just barely in bounds It worked too, but was called back for holding on the line, right?
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Mar 15, 2015 03:41
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swickles posted:The play was illegal from the start because its against the rules. Is it against the rules? What rules?
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Mar 15, 2015 03:57
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Smiling Mandrill posted:THE COLLAGE! Its pretty funny that one of the fastest ways to find out if someone went to college is to have them spell the word college. I think that's a quick way to determine if they graduated from high school.
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Apr 17, 2015 15:10
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Ehud posted:For anyone who doesn't go to the FART thread on a regular basis, I do a thing called Twitter Hot Takes that is similar to what this thread is about. This poo poo is inspired, man Ehud posted:Cowherd: I’m not gonna make it. Also, thank God, now I'll never again have to accidentally hear Cowherd on 790 when Buck and Kinkaid become insufferable. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Jul 28, 2015 |
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Jul 28, 2015 15:56
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NC-17 posted:Can't watch the video right now. What does he say about Incognito? Nothing, just insinuates that Philbin and Ireland put no emphasis on leadership in the locker room, and that caused Incognito to basically run rough shod over his teammates.
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Aug 5, 2015 16:00
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PantsFreeZone posted:Jeff Ireland has a 33% hit rate on anything other than offensive linemen. Bad news.
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Aug 8, 2015 00:03
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Chichevache posted:Me too. Dude, aren't you from San Fran?
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Aug 14, 2015 22:24
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if I were to choose a team based purely on the fans I'd be associated with, I would go back and cheer for the Raiders or Titans.