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Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

MindlessHavok posted:

I agree with the guy that Snyder thinks he's doing what's best for his team he's just obviously doing it the wrong way.

The guy even follows through on his logic. Snyder's doing his best, so he must be the best!

# ¿ Aug 2, 2011 21:17

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 22:43

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Rap posted:

Shhhhhhhh sh sh sh why you makin a scene girl?? WHy you carrying on when you and me both know: Flirting Happened. You did flirts upon me and now....*unzips pants* its a gray area.

ahahahaha

# ¿ Jan 21, 2012 17:18

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

excidium posted:

From ArrowheadPride.com

Oh wait, the thread isn't awesome posts from other forums? My bad.

This may be my cousin. He just posted a similar rant on Facebook that was tidied up a little bit.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2012 20:05

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

I think he's rapping or something. The ellipses are like some sort of pentameter.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2012 01:23

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Truly a new hero for our generation.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2012 14:55

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

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~~~▄▄██▌█ ░░░░▐Elway's butt streching device to prepare
▄▄▄▌▐██▌█ ░▐ for Manning's pringles can
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There, I wanted to make this a thing. Let this now be a thing on TFF.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2012 22:30

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

huge foggot. mike vince u r a huge foggot

# ¿ Jul 25, 2012 13:22

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Calling the Chiefs the Chefs always got me. Is "Chef" an insult? Chefs are pretty cool, right? I mean, they cook and stuff. That's pretty neat.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2012 01:39

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Toymachine posted:

Oh, you mean the Queefs?

Yeah. Still not as bad as the Panty Drawer Raiders.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2012 01:46

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Are raiders fans really posting about acid trips they take in which they discuss football with former legends who appear to have strange speech impediments?

You seem surprised. That sounds like the most Raider-like activity I can think of.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2012 17:10

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Arschlochkind posted:

At least he plays fair.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2013 22:40

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

gohuskies posted:

The Seahawks fan obsession with Kaep is getting a little weird. The "look at all the thug pictures Kaep posts and the old white guy pictures that Wilson" posts thing was weird, but now it's weirder that it's such a trend.

It's called a rivalry. You irrationally hate the other party to a bizarre and confusing degree. Also, did I mention, John Elway is a loving Nazi????

# ¿ Sep 30, 2013 22:05

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

drat son

# ¿ Nov 5, 2013 15:37

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

XxGirlKisserxX posted:

Actually probably a safe assumption.

yeah "butt" is a perfectly fine word to use in public :jerkbag:

Pardon my french also

# ¿ Nov 9, 2013 22:44

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Chichevache posted:

Honestly if I were a Steelers fan I would love being able to respond to fans of the Browns, Bengals, Seahawks, Lions, etc with this sig.

I don't know why, but it is infectious.

Wow, that actually made me a little mad.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 21:38

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

I'm a heterophobe. I'm a honkeyphobe too. gently caress the normies.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 23:45

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Tremendous Taste posted:

I agree the Seahawks were pretty average and the broncos terrible op

I'm down.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 03:39

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Chris James 2 posted:

He's right about the conferences though. AFC is for the common man and the NFC is for the arrogant snobs :colbert:

# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 23:02

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

A.o.D. posted:

I love you, TFF. The other football forum on SA.com may or may not be the worst forum, but I'm now convinced it has the worst human beings.

Soccer fans?
Bad?
WHAAAAAAA

# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 23:21

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

He should have just done "Sin-Sin-atti" or some other derivative. He almost had it, though.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 22:04

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

NC-17 posted:

This is actually perfect! I enjoy it and wish to see more like it.

# ¿ May 19, 2016 01:13

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 22:43

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

NC-17 posted:

So here's a crazy question and idea...
Can a coach be traded? Lets say We win the next two games with Jacoby at QB and they are outstanding wins that show our OC as being outstanding as well. I'm not sure when we would have to trade Jimmy before we would loose the chance but lets say we put it out there that we would trade both Jimmy and Josh to a non-AFC East team.. Is this something that would be even doable?
Like I said, crazy question.. But after doing some reading on past interviews Josh had about wanting to try Head Coaching again I though hmm...

I, for one, would love to drop a first on Josh McDaniels

# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 22:40

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