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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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Seahawks fan here. Will gladly trade you 3:1 all our qbs for Romo.


Kalli posted:

"Almost every player in the NFL. Most of them would be in prison or dead if it wasn't for inner-city football programs."

Black Men: Death or Prison, You Decide!

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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FizFashizzle posted:

Where in any of my posts did I say Cam was top ten? Lets be real here Romo has been a starting QB in this league since 2006 and has had top talent around him from the get go, and yet he has ONE playoff win. The guy has done absolutely nothing, when the games matter. The guy will never take that team anywhere because he doesn't have it in him. You can have great stats and regular season wins, but they don't mean jack poo poo if you can't win the ones that count. If you are going to compare the two you should use their first seasons. Don't compare a valueless six year career to a record breaking rookie...in the end neither have a ring, but if I had to put money on which one would get their first give me the rook. When the smoke clears Romo will still be a choke artist with no ring and if he doesn't do something soon he'll have a new team.

Nevermind the idiocy about Romo, that's old hat. Who on earth doesn't think Cam is top 10?

Rodgers, Manning x2, Romo, Brees, Brady, Cutler, Stafford, maybe Schaub or Ryan?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Rap posted:

It really pain ham to say it but Ben...

Edit oh yeah and Philip Rivers.

I just woke up. I wasn't thinking. Cam is a top half talent, at least.

I just watched and read Samuel Beckett's Endgame. I think it is a metaphor for football offseason.
http://samuel-beckett.net/endgame.html

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

The 2000 Ravens
The 1985 Bears
The 2012 Bills

Well sure the offenses are comparable, but what about the Bills d?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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I've had people randomly inform me of their sexual assaults. Both victims and victimizers, and it did not lead to fun conversations. It was more like an episode of the Office. Extremely awkward.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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TEBOW 3 16 posted:



Rest in peace, sweet angel.

:c:

Details. Now.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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I'm marrying a black woman so that I'm safe during Obummer's race war. Plus when our kids act up I can say I'll smack the black off them and it will be funny and not racist.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Rap posted:

I don't even know how much I would pay to see one of these put 'em in dresses guys get hit just once by Julius Peppers or Patrick Willis. Brian Dawkins would serve in a punch. TJ Ward for the worst of them.

Have them spend five minutes in a small room with James Harrison all tramped up before he goes dancing with the girls.

p.s. make sure Harrison is menstruating so he be madder

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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They needed to have Gronk lay a hit on him next time. He did the same thing to Terrel ducking Suggs blindside.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Lblitzer posted:

So this is how Tavaris Jackson must feel.

you better check yourself before you wreck yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4UvKrdafqY

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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AdamD posted:

thats one of my new favorite football youtubs

I love TJax and it still gets me every time. You have to love his dedication.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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AAA DOLFAN posted:

Learn to deal with your WR busts with class, 49ers fans. Make a gif about it. Learn from Miami.

edit: Although Crabtree has been improving every year so not sure what that guy wants.

Jerry rice or nothing

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

There's also the fact everyone thought the Niners were incredibly lucky to draft him, since everyone thought the Raiders were going to snatch him up (instead they took DHB because Al Davis). Then he held out on his contract until MC Hammer talked him out of it (this literally happened) and since then Crabtree's been a competent but not world class WR like we thought he might be because holy poo poo lucky draft pick.

And there's also that Jerry Rice thing, though considering how clownish our offense was until last season I doubt even Jerry himself could've done much to improve our situation.

He could have played quarterback better than smith.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Niners only had 1 qb last year, and he never turned into Kyke Boller.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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K is right next to L. I'm sorry Jewish mom!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Nail Rat posted:

Previous post plus your avatar plus the reply, awesome synergy.

Adolf has judged me, and Adolf has found me wanting.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Statler posted:

What the gently caress? I mean I have seen some bad football opinions, I have had a few my self (loving Matt Ryan... I can not believe I thought you might be decent.). But..



Looks like you still have bad opinions dude.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Declan MacManus posted:

This is also valid. If Matt Ryan were a play, he'd be curl flats. (Tom Brady of course being a mesh, Vick being a naked bootleg, and Tebow being a FB dive)

Kolb would be a fake

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Wow. New England fans really are the worst. I can't wait for you guys to have 50 years of failure now.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Valdearg20 posted:

Ugh. The fact that they're just as insane and stupid regarding football as they are politics is sad. They're really just that detached from reality, huh?

I want to hear what they have to say about Tony Romo. Wait, I probably don't.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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AAA DOLFAN posted:

What the hell is that? Who is he talking about? Guys under Joe philbin? Ho boy

After winning the Heisman Reggie Bush performed miserably because he did not believe in himself.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Epic High Five posted:

I THINK they was saying that the whole "positive thinking on its own creating palpable things in the real world" is the hippie thing and they're claiming that quantum mechanics is being proven to be the cause.

"don't get me started on nonlocality either" is probably my favorite part. If nothing else expressed their tenuous hold on the subject matter, this should.

Ask them to post the mathematics behind his proposed thought-reality bifurcation balance mechanism.

Not too mention the metaphysical difficulties.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Wrong thread. That post is awesome burn all Sanchez merch 420

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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I got a probation for saying Tony Homo in a GDT. I can't believe anyone thought I would seriously sully his name.

Not like the San Francisco Forty Whiners.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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KettleWL posted:

Unlike my team, the bastion of white pride that are the.... oh wait*

*Oh wait does not apply if you're a fan of the New England Patriots or the Houston Texans.

Packers


I think Dirty Birds is a tremor endearment from fans, isn't it?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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AAA DOLFAN posted:

Are raiders fans really posting about acid trips they take in which they discuss football with former legends who appear to have strange speech impediments?

If you ever visit the Bay Area I can take you through Oakland/Richmond and we can hit up a few house parties.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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AAA DOLFAN posted:

Only if you can guarantee I'll see Don Shula floating on a cloud while playing ping pong with Dan Marino and Lamar Thomas.

When did Dan Marino die?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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I just spent 8 hours watching a grown man masturbate into his clothes while telling everyone they're going to hell or heaven depending on his mood. I'm pretty sure he is more cognizant than that fan.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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LARGE THE HEAD posted:

Other than that, how was the Glenn Beck rally?

:golfclap:

I work at a psychiatric ward that holds 5150s and due to HIPAA I can not discuss Mr. Beck's status. His status is "sticky."

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Oh, sorry...from other forums.
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Washington is better than Baltimore and Seattle y'all. You heard it hear on TFF first.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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AAA DOLFAN posted:

That's a ton of money to flip burgers my god

In California that is practically minimum wage in some places.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

God it's like every negative stereotype about girls and sports gained sentience and posted on the internet. I refuse to believe it's real. It's some extremely sophisticated social satire about gender roles that I'm just not intellectually equipped to understand.

A Midfield Proposal

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Epic High Five posted:

Like all of us w/ making out with dudes.

The Fella Frenchers are in a league of their own.



I wish I could contribute more to this thread, but every Colts forum this year has just been "RG3 vs Luck!!!" or "Oh man, that Manning guy :swoon:" which doesn't make for a very compelling narrative.

Mods! Please change TFF to The Fella Frenchers! Thanks!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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AAA DOLFAN posted:

Wow at least he's being realistic about it being a ground and pound game where New England dominates lol

Hasn't the New England run defense been absurdly good lately?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Danica! posted:

I said should.

Should and will are two different things.


Go Pats!

What is that magical smiley?:allears: buy it.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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They should name it after me.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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MonsterWalk posted:

Quick someone trade Sanchez!

Or give him a Rare Candy.

That's not how evolution works you fool! Rare candies raise your level. However they do not turn your charmander into a charizard. No, if Sanchez ever wants to reach the level of white he must practice and gain experience to evolve. There are no short cuts for racial advancement.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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JesustheDarkLord posted:

It will turn your charmander into a charmeleon if used at or after level 15 though.

Sanchez is still an egg and you can't use candy on eggs. :colbert:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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swickles posted:

What if Tebow and Sanchez had an anchor baby?

Sanchez would ask Tebow to abort it and they would break up.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Dan Snyder killed RW3's playoff dream. Now he's going to Mandingo fight Red Bryant

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