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side_burned posted:Feast and Dance did feel less like cohesive books and more like a collection of serialized chapters. I hope he finds writing WoW more fun than the last two, even he seems to think that the last two books covered a part of the story that wasn't very eventful. Killing the 5-year gap was probably the worst thing that could have been done, in terms of poo poo happening. Ugh.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2011 03:38 |
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# ¿ May 18, 2024 10:53 |
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There are probably a couple decent chapters somewhere in Dance. Unfortunately none of them form a decent novel, let alone piece of a series.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2012 01:54 |
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General Battuta posted:You are actually the only person I have ever met who likes the last couple Frank Dune books, and I've been at writing workshops and SF/F conferences pretty regularly for the past five years. I'm not saying they don't exist but they're a rare sort of bird. I think they're okay. Not as good as the first ones but I wouldn't hate life if I had to read the later ones again. There's some neat things in them but they just don't assemble into a good story. I think you'd pretty much have to know nothing about good storytelling to think they're better, though.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2012 00:46 |
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I don't know what the gently caress is wrong with you people, of course it's pronounced ho-door, as in look at those hos use that door, and I didn't even realize there was another way to pronounce Arya at all.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2012 19:07 |
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Ross posted:was something new that he wrote recently Ross posted:something that he wrote recently Ross posted:something that he wrote Highlighted the classical logical fallacy here (assumptio of gurmwritio).
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2012 20:12 |
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Well, gently caress me for not reducing it all the way.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2012 20:56 |
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Man the description of that soup was possibly the one thing I wholeheartedly enjoyed, without reservations or qualifications, in all of Dance. Makes me hungry just reading it, every time.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2012 11:01 |
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IRQ posted:I want to see this with the Gurm of cinema in it, George Lucas. But what school auditorium has a green screen?
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2012 20:07 |
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Maytag posted:Actually for a short while it really affects his character. He's already a dwarf, then he becomes a dwarf with a hideous disfigurement. Then it's not really mentioned for that whole last book. Well see if he had a nose, he could just follow it to wherever whores go.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2012 14:17 |
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Trico posted:you're thinking of froot loops That's no way to talk about a male prostitute.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2012 14:59 |
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My god I wish I could completely block the entire chapter about her diarrhea from my mind like you have.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2012 02:31 |
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TheManWithNoName posted:Does anyone have the link handy to the combined reading order of AFfC/ADwD? Thought I'd give it a try to reread ADwD. I hear it's at the corner bar. They give it out to everyone who gets drunk enough to remember nobody should ever reread Dance.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2012 10:35 |
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Gurm writes in accordance with Zeno's paradox of the turtle. That's during the ten minutes of the year when he actually writes at all, of course.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2012 04:35 |
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Simon Draskovic posted:and now I'm wondering what the Game of Thrones erotic fanfic shipping community is like. It can't be worse than some of the stuff we've had in this thread, can it? You know nothing.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2012 05:46 |
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It's okay, lots of people hate their mothers.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2012 20:39 |
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What's wrong with me that the first thing I notice is what an awful turn of phrase 'queried pleasantly' is?
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2012 04:28 |
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IRQ posted:You write erotic fiction for money. Better sex scenes if nothing else, with a more honest intent.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2012 05:11 |
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Either way, he likes people with dicks.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2012 05:55 |
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Fog Tripper posted:What say you, Wildcards? Should I pull the trigger on the purchase? Would be refreshing to read a series like that of the GURM, but actually with an ending. The prose is very YA but there's a legit good story if you can get past that. The only rape is implied but there's enough violence to make anyone happy.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2012 02:06 |
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The sight of their space-arousal was space-arousing.
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# ¿ May 23, 2012 19:08 |
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Captain Mediocre posted:I've come to the conclusion that GRRM must be one of these people who is terrified of answering the telephone. Of course he is. Picking up the phone risks talking to his editor or publisher.
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# ¿ May 23, 2012 19:47 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:You're stupid. This is stupid. Then who's Londo, Mr Smarty-Pants?
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# ¿ May 24, 2012 00:38 |
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IRQ posted:Isn't there only like one black guy in ASOIAF too? Londo Mollari, you philistine.
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# ¿ May 24, 2012 03:43 |
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rejutka posted:Varys could be Bester. Quentyn is also that pilot dude from season 2. Shows up out of more or less nowhere, accomplishes nothing during the brief period he's around, dies uselessly. Also, it involves doing some re-arranging on Dany, but I present to you: Jorah Mormont is Lennier.
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# ¿ May 24, 2012 18:51 |
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Professor Shark posted:Speaking of which, does anyone have any serious theories as to how the series might end? With a heart attack and burned notes.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2012 19:16 |
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whowhatwhere posted:I care about Meereen more than I care about Dany at this point. Please don't screw up the global economy and further hurt the people you screwed it up for If only it were the slightest bit interesting to read. Instead, we get 'the sight of their arousal was arousing'.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2012 10:07 |
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Man the last time I took two weeks to read a book I was seven years old. It wasn't her chapters that kept me going.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2012 10:16 |
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thornghost posted:One of the loading screens in the game has details on how to bake a specific type of lamprey pie. The TVIV geniuses were mad because they didn't know lamprey pies featured in the story. What, seriously? Man, they're nuts over there.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2012 17:23 |
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# ¿ May 18, 2024 10:53 |
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ruddiger posted:awww, rewatching that scene, I realize now that Theon says "Our war cries will echo through eternity" when I originally thought he said "Our war crimes will echo through eternity" which would've made that speech a million times more metal/ironborn. Goddammit. It's all the same thing in the end, really.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2012 06:10 |