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Man I didn't even ever read Ender's Game and that was like a requirement to be a basement-dwelling nerd growing up where I live.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2013 16:49 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 21:16 |
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my cat is norris posted:
So PC's will be shot with a crossbow bolt on the toilet PS4's will be viciously stabbed by its friends Wii U will poo poo everywhere all over a field Xbox One will travel with a young child to the frozen north to meet a powerful wizard Is that what this is saying?
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2013 15:24 |
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SA now is different from SA 6 years ago... which was different from that SA 3 years before.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2013 15:35 |
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Man, and I was feeling old just for having been on here for almost four years. Yet, I'm still a babby.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2013 15:46 |
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Sophia posted:I've been a goon for over 10 years but I've been a pathetic human being for much longer than that. You are all summer children to my Old Nan, except IRQ. IRQ is like the fuckin Bloodraven of Wild Cards. Joramun posted:(going by this ) drat, where do I sign up to play a kid with cerebral palsy on a hit TV show? I want to be surrounded by topless women too. Contra Calculus fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Jun 18, 2013 |
# ¿ Jun 18, 2013 20:57 |
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We need to buy him your current avatar first.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2013 23:42 |
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Bulletproof Tiger posted:Uh, if GRRM had an account, he would obviously only post in Goons With Spoons and the Football Funhouse. He'd totally watch LP's. Come on, you all know this. He wouldn't read the screenshot ones though because that'd be
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2013 00:54 |
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LooseChanj posted:Y'all are talking about the books right? You better be talking about the books. ...Believe it or not, yes actually.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2013 03:43 |
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I'm pretty sure everyone will end up dying horribly at least once or twice in this series.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2013 04:42 |
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rypakal posted:Is Ned saying he will tell Jon snow about his mother a show invention? The opportunities for it to appear in the text are dwindling I think it was, but I haven't read the first book in like forever.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2013 05:41 |
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While I'm sure this was already posted, I just thought I'd share what ASOIAF would be like if it was written by TVIV.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2013 23:27 |
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How the hell has this thread made it to two years? Oh well, happy second anniversary, you shitdicks. Have a Wild Cards 4th of July.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2013 15:53 |
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The best-fitted to rule is no one because monarchy or any form of single supreme power is inherently a flawed form of government.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2013 17:56 |
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Y'all best be finishing Game of Bones 2 or Clash of Cocks or whatever it's called. My dad apparently started watching the show so I want to show him how I contributed to its content via reading and chewing in a microphone. BTW, haven't been posting in this thread a lot because of school and work poo poo. Hope y'all are discussing the deep character of Gerold Dayne and whatnot.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2013 18:13 |
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Blitz7x posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqcqapoFy-w Imagine a GRRM's foot stomping on your face forever like that guitar. That is what it is to be one of his fans.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2013 19:32 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:"The next book" is a collection of Littlefinger quotes next to pictures of anal fisting and semen-covered lips.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2013 02:21 |
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drat. I've been gone for months and I swear to god this thread hasn't changed one bit. Also, what in the gently caress happened to GBS? edit: VVV Well, duh! Contra Calculus fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Jan 8, 2014 |
# ¿ Jan 8, 2014 22:36 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:They removed all rules. The first few weeks were pretty rough, and if you go in there you should maybe turn off sigs because the fyad/fyadlite tradition of colossal, ugly signatures migrated to GBS as well. Sigs were never on for me. Huh... weird. Yeah, well at least the Abe gets Owned thread was a good read.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2014 17:22 |
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I feel sick. I think I'm going to have to change my avatar. Goddamn gently caress the show.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2014 23:43 |
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kcroy posted:Maybe the show is pointing out that Jaime IS a child killer and rapist, and always has been.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 00:15 |
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Kafka Esq. posted:Think he's saying that this sex scene we're all talking about was a rape regardless of how Cersei acted in the book. I guess I didn't notice it as much because it was like two sentences rather than a full-on scene. It's lovely, but it didn't seem as rapey to me at the time. To be honest, in the book it seemed more like she was saying 'no' due to the location. Not 'no, I don't want to do this right now period' like in the show. Joramun posted:Nevermind that he pushed an 8-year-old child out of a window right in the pilot, now all of a sudden he's a bad guy who one surely wouldn't want to be associated with. The difference was that he was at least on the path to redemption after that point.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 00:35 |
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Eh, fair enough points. Either way, the show did it way shittier. I mean when you handle something less-tactfully than Gurm, there's something wrong with you.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 00:44 |
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LEFTENANT RIGHTIE posted:That's a sign of drat good writing. Brutal rape scene that is completely out of character: the sign of drat good writing
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 01:14 |
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LEFTENANT RIGHTIE posted:he raped her until she liked it or he kept raping her until she changed her mind and then it was okay.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 01:23 |
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As many times as you need to get off to your own supremely lovely posting and mental gymnastics.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 01:32 |
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I kind of thought they were the same in the beginning, just called different things by different cultures.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 02:31 |
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I'd still like to see what Asshai is like. I mean I know it's just Australia of... whatever planet ASOIAF takes place on, but it'd be interesting to see the Red God cult's headquarters.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 02:57 |
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I think someone in here did something like that and wrote about Mireen being bombed out of existence.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 03:26 |
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Well, he's Frankenstein's monster now.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 03:43 |
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There's always a bit of cum in every chapter Gurm writes.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 14:49 |
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Intel&Sebastian posted:http://www.avclub.com/article/george-rr-martin-nikolaj-coster-waldau-and-directo-203689 Well, it's certainly accurate about Gurm.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 19:38 |
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Welp, FYAD's new title sure is a thing.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 20:24 |
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Let's be honest: anything to do with this series is a reference to the rape in some way.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 21:33 |
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Smiling Jack posted:i made my first post in a SA GRRM thread nine years ago There will never be an end to this series. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2014 04:22 |
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Then you'll be posting in The Book Barn in The Bad Thread for years on end.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2014 04:39 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 21:16 |
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Hi everyone. Contra here. Haven't posted in a long-rear end time but here is a GURM picture: The caption reads: "I like my cheese tacos and my icecold coke. In Westeros, someone like me wouldn't survive for long." It's from the German political magazine Der Spiegel, from the 10th November 2014 issue where they have an interview with him. I could translate the full article if anyone wants.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 07:26 |