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The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

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poo poo yes

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The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT
Glad that the tournament got expanded. Time to have no idea what I'm doing managing Suns Out Guns Out.

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

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Neurion posted:

All these big people with weapons :ohdear:, this is not the friendly party Noserubbed thought it would be! Tunicate, Pickled Tink, Lorrdernie, if you want to collaborate on builds, my e-mail is black_dragon_neurion at that yahoo place. Alternatively, Skype user ID that's the same as the e-mail, minus the domain.

Coordinate? I have literally no idea what I'm doing and plan on staying that way thank you very much. :colbert:

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Neurion posted:

So this is what it feels like to be the richest dwarf.



:argh: I am so indecisive about who to bet on! I want that first place!

In response to my team's matches I am honestly surprised how well my fratboy troll is doing so far. I guess being swole gets you a long way. It apparently does not stop you from passing out when shot through the leg by a crossbow but I suppose that's just life.

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT
I'd say I'm willing to cooperate but honestly I'm just trying to figure out if it is worth putting any points at all into dodging.

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT
I'd be in for it if I can get a password reset.

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT
Oooo hot troll on troll action for my first fight!

You're going down Sir Scissor :black101:

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Podima posted:

After this test tournament, are we finally going to see a new thread with Jazz as the rightful OP?

This might be a good idea since the thread was originally posted way back in 2011...

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT
It'll be interesting to see which fighters are more negatively affected by the lava. Small gladiators are more likely to fall in by dodging but if a missed charge will send you tumbling in as well then we could see a lot of big guys charging straight into death.

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT
Since I made a bigger dude it'd benefit me to have lava but I think I'm still against it. Maybe for the next one if little guys totally dominate here but it just seems like it's unnecessary. Plus people getting sliced up/beaten to death is more entertaining and varied than countless dodges into lava.

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Haystack posted:


Sir Scissor would like to compliment Puncture Wound for her appropriately prophetic name, and wish her a peaceful rest in Wonderhome

Biting still worked surprisingly well tbh

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

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Doobeedoo posted:

...I am already planning a stupid gimmick build for the next tournament.

Having multiple shields increases the chances of blocking, right?

I am shocked and disturbed that my brilliant Troll biter plan didn't work out.

Clearly a fluke and I should try again next time.

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT
Tiger Millionaire is ready to rumble!

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Bad Munki posted:

Finally, you people are getting on my level.

Theme and concept are way more important than things like "winning"!

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

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Podima posted:

Oh bullshit! :argh:

Truly he is the cruelest creature in the universe.

My level of confidence in this result can be seen in the bets..

Bad Munki posted:

I know, right? It's absurd. I mean, look at this.



Not only is there not nearly enough money on the fight, it's all obviously on the wrong side. :confused:

You all know I gave him an adamantine maul, right?

I base my bets firmly on the fighter names.

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

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Bad Munki posted:

I AM SO SORRY, IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, I SWEAR

I was almost certain I wasn't going past round 1 so I don't believe you. :colbert:

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

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Bad Munki posted:

My winning streak, nooooooooo :(



Tiger Millionaire got used to dodging law enforcement during his time in finance. :3:

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

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GRONK I AM OFFERING YOU THIS BRIEFCASE OF TIGERBUCKS FROM MY CONSIDERABLE FORTUNE TO THROW THIS MATCH!!!



DONT JUST THINK ABOUT YOURSELF WHAT ABOUT MRS GRONK AND THE GRONKLINGS AT HOME!?

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO...

IS LOSE

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

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Wait I won again? This is bizarre...

I mean...

YOU COULDVE TAKEN THE EASY WAY OUT GRONK!!!

THE COMMISSIONER TALKS ABOUT MY CRUELTY BUT YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME!!

WHATS THE HATE OF LOSERS TO A WINNER!?

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

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Geez twice as much money on me as on the mole...

I hope y'all know something I don't...

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

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My eyes have cleared from the haze of last night and now I see that it's simply because I am the people's champion.

Just look at my adoring fans!

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT
Yep, thats about what I expected. My only real hope was to target the sword arm rather than a leg first and I guess Tiger wasn't feeling it.

Mygna posted:

Looks like someone finally ran out of money to bribe commissioners with :colbert:

What really happened was that the commissioners realized the exchange rate of tigerbucks to dwarfbucks is about 1 billion to 1.

The ideology eater fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Aug 24, 2015

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT
At least I am champion among tigermen!



The build for anyone curious:
He has the following equipment.
Silver Mace
Silver Maul
Silver Helm
Silver Mail Shirt
Silver Greaves
Silver Gauntlets
Silver Low Boots

He has the following skills.
Level 8 Fighting (Expert)
Level 12 Hammer (Master)
Level 7 Dodging (Adept)
Level 10 Armor (Accomplished)

Edit: Also the reason that kittycat eyes didn't work was likely that one of them was totally pulped. Probably looked pretty brutal.

The ideology eater fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Aug 24, 2015

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The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

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Bad Munki posted:

You could have gotten that win one fight sooner, you know. :mad:

Molemarians are OP :colbert:

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