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nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Facebook Aunt posted:

The best thing to do with an old church is a bar.
Call it "The Narthex". Sounds dirty, but is actually (somewhat) technically correct!

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nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

canyoneer posted:

I imagine a snail setting it and then fleeing at top speed, while the rock slowly cracks over his shoulder
:v:

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

wolrah posted:

From reddit:



Man, executive washrooms have gotten small these days.

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

kid sinister posted:

You know, diamond windows used to be popular for accents, like in doors.

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

mycomancy posted:

I'm guessing that it's still live too, I'll have to figure that out here soon.
http://www.homedepot.com/p/Klein-Tools-Non-Contact-Voltage-Tester-NCVT-1SEN/100661787

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Cindy Shitbird posted:

aatrek's vuvuzela was tuned to the key of A minor
:master:

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

PainterofCrap posted:

Now, that's a fire!
Good for cooking brontosaurus burgers!

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006
The Something Awful Forums › Discussion › DIY & Hobbies › Crappy Construction Tales: They have an easement and a jackhammer.

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006
That just gives you something to do after waffle stomping.

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Buff Skeleton posted:

It would be a fun place to play hide-and-seek as a kid if it weren't for all the creepy dolls and mannequins and poo poo everywhere.
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006
(skip to 2:47)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4Bydg9Qudg

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUP3PMLdoOs

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Wasabi the J posted:

Also please don't use Gypsy as a pejorative.
From now on I'll refer to them as "Roma People Cabs".

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Jerry Cotton posted:

A lot of people don't realize that electricity is not actually solid, it's a very slow-moving liquid.
:vince:

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006
"When we put them up, they were bags of concrete, and, well, time makes fools of us all."

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Sandtrout Catsuit posted:

It's fine. They're going to flip the house.
:vince:

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006
And with that, hopefully they'll be tailing off.

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006
He calls it "The Chomper".

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Youth Decay posted:

How do you open the oven door?
With a Portal gun.

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

there wolf posted:

Who wouldn't just put a couchtrampoline at the end of that so it actually becomes a shortcut?

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

null_pointer posted:

Crappy Construction Tales: A Pedophile Privacy Palisade

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Mercury Ballistic posted:

This house near me got a double take from me:
This can't be right, can it? https://imgur.com/gallery/QjB9L
It looks like the builders just kinda gave up after building the front part of the house.

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006
:catdrugs:: the house

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

kid sinister posted:

How do you jerk off with that many windows?

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

kid sinister posted:

When I fart, I want to hear the echo, god drat it!
There's an echo if you sit on a duck?

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nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Darchangel posted:

I'd like to get a clearer picture of what those are made of
Graham crackers, apparently.

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