Metal Thread 202X - lol they suck a bunch, I'm already in an Uber home, bitch

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MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

hey, anyone want to hear a cool thing?

https://mortuuscadaver.bandcamp.com/album/cemetery-debauchery

# ¿ Feb 22, 2022 21:20

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 03:01

MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

do you not know how old your mother is?

buddy, I have to do math to remember my own age.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2022 16:25

MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

hello, welcome to the weekend.

please listen to this album which is one of the greatest of all times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iobIHa8-8Iw

and marvel at how they got the drums to sound like a helicopter in that first song.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2022 18:47

MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

The Kins posted:

Diggin' this. Anyone else got recommendations for more stoner/doom with female vocals? I've found a few good'uns like GAUPA and Devil Electric, but they're more on the stoner rock side I guess? Genres are weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw9jSzHx49c

# ¿ Apr 18, 2022 10:35

MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

# ¿ May 21, 2023 13:50

MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

hello thread, if you were looking for the good death metal, I found it.

https://garoted.bandcamp.com/album/bewitchment-of-the-dark-ages

# ¿ May 28, 2023 10:57

MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

hey, who wants some cool death metal from Malaysia?

I found these fellas the other day https://humiliationosdm.bandcamp.com/ and considering they've been around since 2009 and have a whole bunch of albums out, I'm surprised I never came across them earlier.

Its just nice chunky mid-paced death metal.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 12:33

MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

X-Ray Pecs posted:

What?

So .. on a random website (http://www.mattjohnsen.com/archive/2005/11/into_the_eye_of.php) that reviewed Realm of Chaos, Karl Willets from Bolt Thrower told a wild story in the comments.
I remember when I first found this, completely at random and I had to share it with the metal thread here, so the story is in one of the old threads.

quote:

Heres my account of the NJ Riot...It is a memorable point in the history of BoltThrower...

We where told before to expect some poo poo at this venue, we where greeted by a somewhat jumpy female promoter, Nazi skinheads had recently been walking into gigs and trashing the place and causing brawls, rumour had it tonight was to be no different.

We met with the guys from Immolation , top blokes...off their tits on PCP, the load in was amusing...I'd had a bit of crystal meth that night which may have added to the overall weirdness of the night. Robert Muller our German freind from Century Media Records was also there, he kindly gave us the loan of his pet slugger(baseball bat), which we removed from the trunk (boot) of his car and surrepticiously hid behind the stage.

I remember throughout the support bands these nazi pricks had started to do that stupid arm streching routine a lot...I got on stage and told them to stop..(no suprise they didn't...but they'd had a warning....)

When we went on stage I was furious, I remember some small black dude, well into the band and metal who was petrified by these animals, I think I warned them a couple of times...but the only thing these idiots would react to was direct confrontation.

I launced myself off the stage aiming myself at this one gangly twat whom had annoyed me particularly, and between me and the sound engineer from the venue we had them cornered, I looked out the corner of my eye to see this huge Neaderthal coming right at me, with adolf hitler tattoed on his chest, at this point our Tour Manager intervened with the German slugger!

I saw the nazi monster collapse to the fllor with blood pissing out of his head, the backswing to the bat almost killed one of the skinhead kids whom must have been about 12.

The place descended into chaos, the security guards where related to the skinheads, it could have got bad...We loaded our gear out superquick thanks to a more together immolation! and high tailed it out of there.

As we left, Baz remembered we left the baseball bat in the venue, he went back in to retreive it just as the skinheads returned to the venue for vengeance...I have never seen a man move so quick through a melee of flailing limbs!

We drove off and we then thought that we where being followed by carloads of nazis after our blood, so we pulled over to confront them, yelling as we approached the stopped vechiles, until we realised it was some fans just making sure we got away ok....

A great yarn, to tell the grandchildren..(!?!)

Posted by: karl Bolt at November 23, 2005 10:15 AM

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 21:21

MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

Oldstench posted:

gently caress discord - taking all the good posters from here and phiz (obv why I still post here)

I'm sorry, I ran out of posts.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 17:52

MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCx-qH1z6pU

this is my all-time favorite 90s death metal albums

You know what is good 90s death metal?

https://youtu.be/3YXHLkvaH3A

# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 12:04

MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

hello

please listen to these guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nMNMjbg2Xs

they're from chile and they play cool death metal, and also they only have 12 subscribers on their youtube channel.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 19:34

MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

I don't know if you guys know this, but there is death metal out there and you can just listen to it.

https://mortuarysickness.bandcamp.com/album/what-lies-beyond

https://grandcadaver.bandcamp.com/album/terminal-exit-skinless-gods

# ¿ May 5, 2024 09:10

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 03:01

MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

this band is called Sarcoughagus, because its a little jokey name rather than them being unable to spell.

https://rottedlife.bandcamp.com/album/remnants

it also happens to be exactly how I want my death metal to sound.

# ¿ May 11, 2024 10:45

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