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apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
ModEdit: For those asking about the thread tag:


And the current thread title:



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Seems like only yesterday when Twitter was just me, Stephen Fry and Ultramantis Black. Now, every chancer from here seems to have an account. As such, it is my solemn duty to create this, the second Wrestlehut (or PSP if you insist) Twitter thread. Just like the last one, post on here when a wrestler tweets something ridiculously politically incorrect or just plain twattish.

First up, a list of the tWo members - somehow a far more sprawling and confusing mess than the nWo



The list can also be viewed here. If I've missed you off just give me a shout and I'll add you and update this post: http://twitter.com/#!/apsouthern/wrestlehut You will noticed I haven't bothered posting twitter avatars by these names. That's because some people keep changing their bloody pictures to weird sweaty alien ladies or blooming cat girls...

Alan_Shore
battlemonk
Beasley
Beef Jerky Robot
Beer_Suitcase
BizarroAzrael
CapCityGoofBall
CapnAndy
Captain Charisma
Cardboard Box
chazburgr
Chilly McFreeze
Christian Dinosaur
cletus42o
CM Funk
coconono
Colon Parenthesis
Cracky
Critical
CVagts
DannoMack
Darkstar
DEAR RICHARD
Demp
Dickeye
Edge & Christian
Edwardian
Endorph
Evil Badman
EvilMuppet
Felony
Flameingblack
frankenfreak
Golden Bee
Gonzo McFee
Gavok
Grant DaNasty
Hiram
HulkaMatt
Iskhampton
Jay2KWinger
Jelq Swagger
Joey McChrist
Karma Tornado
Karmine
KildarX
Kilometers Davis
Ktik
Kung Fu Grip
Lamuella
Little Miss RKO
Living Vicariously
Lloyd Van Buren
Lone Rogue
Magneto Rex
Matlock
Matt Cruea
Minidust
MisterGBH
Moose Bigelow
Mr Bling
Mr Carlisle
NAPTIME JEW
Oatgan
Optimist with doubt
Pennington
Perry Normal
Project Halaxy
Rarity
Ravingsockmonkey
reality_groove
Red is Dead
Root Bear
Sailor
Salt In The Wound
Samurai Foochs
Save Russian Jews
Scruffy the janitor
Semiru
servo106
ShaneMacGowansTeeth
Skinty McEdger
smashpro1
Spardot
sportsgenius86
Strenuous Manflurry
Sue Denim
T3hRen3gade
Tarodia
TelevisedInsanity
theduelies
THE GAYEST POSTER
the goog
The_Rob
The Shaman of Cum
thesteelhellion
tigerdriver82
timby
Tiny Godzilla
TL
triplexpac
TylerReksNEffect
Tyma
VanSandman
WeaponX
WeaselWeaz
Yorkshire Tea
Zaqtaro

Somebody fucked around with this message at 11:40 on Jan 13, 2021

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apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier


Arguably the promotion that has embraced Twitter the most effectively, WWE have really pushed the use with their wrestlers (to the point of having Beth & Natalya cut promos on there that are central to their current storyline.)

WWE

SUPERSTARS
Alex Riley
Chris Jericho
Christian
CM Punk
Cody Rhodes
Curt Hawkins
Daniel Bryan
Darren Young
David Otunga
Dolph Ziggler
Drew McIntyre
Evan Bourne
Ezekiel Jackson
Goldust
Heath Slater
Hornswoggle
Jack Swagger
John Cena
John Morrison
JTG
Justin Gabriel
Kofi Kingston
Mason Ryan
R Truth
Randy Orton
Rey Mysterio
Ricardo Rogriguez
Santino Marella
Skip Sheffield
Ted DiBiase Jr
The Big Show
The Miz
The Rock
The Usos
Trent Baretta
Tyler Reks
Tyson Kidd
Wade Barrett
William Regal
Yoshi Tatsu
Zack Ryder

DIVAS
AJ Lee
Alicia Fox
Beth Phoenix
Eve Torres
Kaitlyn
Kelly Kelly
Kharma/Awesome Kong
Layla
Maryse
Michelle McCool
Natalya
Rosa Mendes
The Bella Twins

OTHERS
(or: The Section Where It Helps To Have A Name Starting With J)
Bill DeMott
Booker T
Howard Finkel
Jack Korpela
Jerry Lawler
Jim Ross
Joey Styles
Josh Mathews
Justin Roberts
Michael Cole
Scott Stanford
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Todd Grisham
Trish Stratus
Vicky Guerrero


WWE ALUMNI
(a rather bizarre list given some recently released stars tweets, but this is the official Alumni list from http://twitter.com/#!/WWE/alumni/members)
Armando Estrada
Bret Hart
Bruce Prichard
Candice Michelle
Chuck Palumbo
Caylen Croft
Chavo Guerrero
Chris Masters
Diamond Dallas Page
Gail Kim
George Steele
Goldberg
Jillian Hall
Jimmy Wang Yang
John "JBL" Layfield
Katie Lea Burchill/Winter
Ken Doane/Kenny Dykstra
Kevin Nash
Lance Hoyt
Lilian Garcia
Luke Gallows
Maria Kanellis
Matt Hardy
Melina
Mick Foley
Mickie James
Rowdy Roddy Piper
Sandman
Scotty 2 Hotty
Serena Deeb
Shawn Michaels
MVP
Rikishi
Shad Gaspard
Shane Hurricane Helms
Stacy Keibler
Sunny
Tara/Victoria
Ted DiBiase
Torrie Wilson
Ultimate Warrior
Vladimir Kozlov
Zach Gowen

apsouthern fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Mar 19, 2012

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
OTHER PROMOTIONS
CHIKARA
ROH
PWG
SHIMMER
TNA
FCW
OVW
WSU
Inter Species Wrestling
Absolute Intense Wrestling
NCW Femmes Fatales
F1rst Wrestling
RESISTANCE Pro
Dragon Gate USA
Kaiju Big Battel
CZW
IWA Mid South
NWA Mountain State Wrestling (for more details see Manflurry's *very* stylish post here)

RANDOM WRESTLING RELATED FEEDS and Lagana
Smart Mark Video (Purveyors of fine Indie Wrestling DVDs)
Silvervision (UK WWE DVD distributors)
Bobby Heenan Said (a collection of Bobby Heenan quotes)
Fox News Wrestling (the wrestling equivalent of The Onion with a devilishly handsome Anonymous Photojournalist)
Dirty Dirty Sheets (really good indie wrestling site, definitely worth a look)
Lagana (follow at your own risk)

apsouthern fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Sep 16, 2011

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
MALE WRESTLERS - INDIE & TNA
There's always a chance you haven't heard of some of these, so feel free to look them up on YouTube and see if you've found a new favourite wrestler (you probably won't though... sorry)

Abyss
Adam Cole
Adam Pearce
Alex Shelley
Amazing Red
Antonio Cesaro
Ares
Arik Cannon
Austin Aries
Axl Rotten
Billy Gunn
Black Pope/Elijah Burke
Bobby Dempsey
Bobby Lashley
Brodie Lee
Brutal Bob Evans
Bryce Remsburg
Carlito
Charlie Haas
Cheech Hernandez
Chris Hero
Christopher Daniels
Chuck Taylor
CIMA
Cliff "Domino" Compton
Colt Cabana
Crossbones
CW Anderson
D'Lo Brown
Darin Corbin
Dave Prazak
Davey Richards
Dean Ambrose
Delirious
Derek Sabato
Devon Dudley
Doug Williams
Eddie Edwards
El Generico
Eric Bischoff
Gangrel
Giant Tiger
Glaad Badd
Gran Akuma
Green Ant
Gregory Iron
Grizzly Redwood
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Harlem Bravado
Hulk loving Hogan
Icarus
Jakob Hammermeier
Jay Briscoe
Jay Lethal
Jeff Hardy
Jeremy Borash
Jigsaw
Jimmy Korderas
Jim Cornette
Jimmy Jacobs
Jimmy Olsen
Jimmy Rave
Joey Ryan
John Zandig
Johnny Gargano
Jolly Roger
Jonathan Gresham
Kenny King
Kevin Steen
Kevin Thorn
Kikutaro
Kurt Angle
Kyle O'Reilly
Lance Bravado
Lance Storm
Louden Noxious
Low Ki
Matt Cross
Matt Jackson
Matt Morgan
Mecha Mummy
Michael Elgin
Mike Bennett
Mike Mondo
Mike Quackenbush
Mike Rotch
Mister Zero
Mr Anderson/Mr Kennedy
Nick Jackson
Nigel McGuinness
Orange Cassidy
Pac
Paul Heyman
Pinkie Sanchez
Player Uno
Prince Devitt
Prince Nana
Raven
Rhett Titus
Ricochet
Rob Van Dam
Robert Evans/Archibald Peck
Roderick Strong
Sami Callihan
Samoa Joe
Savio Vega
Scorpio Sky
Scott "Jagged" Parker
Sean Waltman
Seth Rollins/Tyler Black
Shane Hagadorn
Shane Matthews
Shannon Moore
Shelton Benjamin
Sinn "Kizarny" Bodhi
Sonjay Dutt
Steve Corino
Steve "The Turtle" Weiner
Stevie Richards
Sugar Dunkerton
Tatanka
The Batiri
The Blue Meanie
The Osirian Portal
Thumbtack Jack
Tim Donst
Todd Sinclair
Tommy Dreamer
Trik Davis
Tursas
UltraMantis Black
Vin Gerard

apsouthern fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Mar 23, 2012

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
FEMALE WRESTLERS
Warning: Here be Amazon Wishlists! (not that any of you would be gullible enough to buy expensive electrical gadgets for female wrestlers... would you?)

Addy Starr
Alere Little Feather
Allison Danger
Amber O'Neal
Amy Dumas/Lita
Angelina Love
Annie Social
April Hunter
Ashley Massaro
Becky Bayless/Cookie
Britani Knight
Brittney Savage
Brooke Adams/Miss Tessmacher
Candice LaRae
Cheerleader Melissa
Cherry
Christina Von Eerie
Courtney Rush
Daffney
Dawn Marie
Hailey Hatred
Isis The Amazon
Jackie Haas
Jamilia Craft
Jessica Havok
Jessica James
Jessie McKay
Lacey
Leva Bates
Lizzy Valentine
LuFisto
KANA
Karen Jarrett
Kelly Skater
Madison Eagles
Madison Rayne
Mena Libra
Mia Yim
Nicole Matthews
Nikki Roxx
Portia Perez
Rachel Summerlyn
Rain/Payton Banks
Reby Sky
Rhaka Khan
Sara Del Rey
Saraya Knight
Sassy Stephie
Shelly Martinez/Ariel
So Cal Val
Taryn "Tiffany" Terrell
Taylor Wilde
Tenille Tayla
Terri Runnels
Traci Brooks
Veda Scott
Velvet Sky
Veronica

apsouthern fucked around with this message at 10:11 on Jan 25, 2012

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Thanks everyone. I'm adding people as you let me know. The same goes for wrestlers by the way. If you have someone I've missed and think I should add just let me know.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Lance Storm has joined twitter at @Storm_Wrestling [INSERT JOKE ABOUT HIM BEING A BORING TWEETER HERE]

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
John Cena is a bit of a star when it comes to retweeting people that hate him. He just retweeted this by an @uppo18:

quote:

thought I'd got to the end of raw without seeing you be a boring oval office. Retire everyone hates you

and responded with:

quote:

Don't get me wrong...so many positive messages out there, thank u guys for that. Just saying even when u do what u love....
...and really enjoy it...it always comes with discontent. No biggie. #riseabovehate I bet that dude will be SUPER PO'D when I beat del rio

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Added another couple of ex-WWE accounts to the lists

Mike Mondo: https://www.twitter.com/MikeMondo83
Cherry: https://www.twitter.com/FmrDivaCherry

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
They had some interaction in PWG with Colt saving El Generico from Chuck Taylor and Kenny Omega, but as I don't really watch PWG I don't know what came of it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGqZ4yqkpB8

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
In case you wondered, that's @WWE_MasonRyan

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Regal: That divvy @ZackRyder actually had the audacity to ask me yesterday to be on his daft show.

Ryder: I'm working really hard on getting @RealKingRegal on Z! TLIS...again

Regal: Only if you talk to Teddy Long and get me a World Championship match on Smackdown in Liverpool.#Regalfirstenglishworldchamp.

Regal: You need to beg or get me my championship match

Austin: dude...you would totally spike the ratings. Regal+Long Island Iced Z =ratings.

Regal: He put me on 3 times and they were the highest rated shows but he edited them to make me look bad. He's jealous. I'm so over.

:allears:

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Just changed Claudio's twitter to Antonio Cesaro and added a couple of new accounts for Steve "The Turtle" Weiner and Jessie McKay (from SHIMMER). Also added everyone's favourite back from the dead wrestling promotion IWA Mid South...

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Hey ap, maybe it's just Chrome, but the text in some parts of the OP is all sorts of meesed up. See pic.



And I just checked in Firefox, and I had no problems, so it looks like it's a Chrome issue.

So it is, looks like Chrome sucks balls

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
I'm going to go out on a limb here and point out that, while I think there is a level of desperately clamouring for attention and approval from DM Punk, as far as the "creepiness" goes he does buy a lot of gifts for male wrestlers as well.

Of course, that could just mean he alternates sitting in his room, crying and masturbating to Sara Del Rey with sitting in his room, crying and masturbating to Gregory Iron. But in the interest of fairness I feel I should bring that up.

Also, Chrome sucks balls

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

Tommy Dreamer posted:

1 half of the greatest tag team of all time @TestifyDevon in now on twitter. The other half still can't fit on twitter. Ohh My Brother!!!

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

Saint Jimmy posted:

Anyone else think it's kinda strange that CM Punk talks to the girl from Paramore on twitter? I wouldn't think Paramore would be his kind of thing. I know people can have eclectic musical tastes, but Punk has a Bouncing Souls tattoo, Shouts out Sick Of It All before every match, and is in an H20 video. Just seems strange.

Isn't she engaged to the singer from New Found Glory? Pretty sure I've seen Punk mention them on twitter so maybe that's a connection?

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

TylerReksNEffect posted:

Oh, uh, I changed my Twitter name, so I guess fix my link to point to ReksEffectSA. Figured it would be a little easier for people outside of the tWo to recognize me.

Changed that, thanks

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Not quite sure why this guy copied me in on his tweet to Beth. Bless him
...

@CaseyClass09 posted:

@TheBethPhoenix @apsouthern beth you are very beautiful if things were diffent i would marry you

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

@KiddWWE posted:

Best part about being either Sin Cara? Having the mask means you don't have to show your face after that performance

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

Chuck Taylor posted:

Tonight I propose to KANA at CHIKARA. Tomorrow I marry her in the ring.

:ohdear:

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

Atticus Finch posted:

Occupy RAW :doh:

I hope they introduce a new cop wrestler that loves pepper spraying people and he's the face.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

@RealKingRegal posted:

Dear Dean,I'm sat on the plane about to leave for Tampa.For what you are about to receive may my children forgive me.Best wishes,William.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
John Laurintis making Simpsons references? Bloody hell, I'm not supposed to like you John!

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

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apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

The Batiri posted:

Dark Ops Mercenary Obariyon strikes again dropping Gadhafi with a flying DDT from a chopper. It's hard to kill the ones you call friends..."

Edit: in case you're not sure, this is Obariyon of The Batiri and his flying DDT - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QUtKs_IuKA

apsouthern fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Oct 20, 2011

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

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apsouthern fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Oct 25, 2011

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

Chris Masters posted:

So if I had to tell you one smackdown diva who gave freebird hayes an "Oral" agreement to keep her job.Who'd you guess?

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

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Rarity posted:

Y'all shouldn't have accepted those cyber beers

followed today by

quote:

sorry to those of you who were caught off guard by last nights CYBER STUNNER...nobody said this Twitter thing was gonna be easy...DTA.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

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Sue Denim posted:

It's hard to judge the fairness of the review without having seen the show but I can very much imagine the review being accurate.

He's not great: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYjbhnZRME4

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

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@ChrisRettBrand posted:

please sign my petition to help me get accepted into the Matt Hardy Wrestling School!"

@KILLSTEENKILL posted:

Are you out of your loving mind?!"

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

Tim Donst posted:

Im thankful for @TheBatiri for staring in one of my fav movies Earnest Scared Stupid.

The Batiri posted:

Thankful that @tdonst fulfilled his dreams on getting that role as a fluffer on that adult film Charlie's Anus. We hear you were the best..

Tim Donst posted:

Im thankful that the @TheBatiri tweets arent family friendly and they talk during movies so there prob be fired soon

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

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apsouthern
May 24, 2007

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coconono posted:

Why is that not a tag team?

Irish Kofi?

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

AJ Lee posted:

6 hour drives are as fun as training bra shopping with your mom. I may have done one or both of those this week.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
In before this derail gets shut down, as mine is apparently reviewing Joshimania

quote:

I'm watching wrestle for not the whole the Del Rey/Hamada rematch. I'm watching & sorry, only 559 people.

and so this isn't just about me

CM Punk posted:

If my 500k follower can guess what song I'm listening to the moment he/she follows me they will win my Slammy and a ten dollar gift card.

The gift card will be good only at coltmerch.com. The Slammy can be redeemed for a free pass to get a pic with me at any flyport at 4:30am

In addition, I will throw you a birthday party at titan towers and we will bob for apples with Vince and Sean Mooney. And @JoeVilla_WWE

Second place gets a Steve Trout Topps card (not mint) and an option for two draft pics to be named at a later date.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

Batista posted:

"excuse me! did i hear that right? Daniel Bryan World Heavyweight Champ. ummmmmmm.....ok."

"man did that comment bring the tough guy haters out. well i'm at Gracie Fighter Tampa daily. 6333 s. dale mabry hwy Tampa FL. stop on by"


"so to clear up any misunderstanding about me hating on Daniel Bryan...actually i've been a supporter of his for years,unlike most of you Johnny come lately smart mark supporters. we actually had a hell of a match together that was originally supposed to be a squash match until this old broken down ex bodybuilder who never deserved to be champion and only had it handed to me because HHH was my boy...refused to job the kid out because i knew how good he was and wanted to have a f*cking match with him before i left the company. and a hell of a match we had considering where our respective places in the company were at the time. so yes im aware of all of his accomplishments and hard work through out the years and i'm thrilled to death for him....but still...World Heavyweight champ???ummmmmmm...ok. opinions are like *ssholes. my Twitter account,my opinion. and to all the bitch rear end haters who just dogged me out and bitched about how horrible i was.....i've worked with HHH, the Undertaker,Rey Mysterio,Randy Orton Stone Cold,Edge,John Cena,Chris Benoit,Ric loving Flair!!etc.etc.. and they all respected me and my work. Eddie Guerrero respected my work. so don't expect your little bullsh*t remarks to actually carry any weight. in your b*tch rear end faces!! "

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

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The Increasingly Desperate Axl Rotten posted:

RAW in Philly 2nite. old school ECW fans going? I'd Love an "AXL ROTTEN" sign on TV. I'll Give a shirt & signed 8x10. Need proof it was u!

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

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Sharks are so passé…

@steveaustinBSR posted:

Folks...you're not gonna believe this...let dogs out to do their biz...and I was attacked by a Sabre Tooth Tiger...I'm ok. Details tomorrow.

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apsouthern
May 24, 2007

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Ziggler just posted something along the lines of "Twinkies going bust makes my 'All you can eat Hostess parties' sound anything but PG #HopeYouChokeOnYourCreamFilling" but then deleted it really quickly

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