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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

regional accent slapfights itt

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I'm from where Enzo's from, don't hate on Enzo.

I'm from about 15 miles south from you and I say verse, but this is literally the stupidest possible linguistics argument to have at any point in time so

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Shine posted:

Booyaka booyaka, page 6-1-9.

booyaka booyaka, that's my page snype

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Gavok posted:

They should just get John Cena's cowboy hat-wearing twin brother (who taught him everything he knows about wrestling) to sub in for him. In fact, they might as well just rename him "John" in his injured brother's honor.

It's like John Cena never left!

Wow, his AA is even faster than Cena's!

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Xavier proves he can still be an effective heel to his target audience by saying bad things about From Software games

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

DeepDickPizza posted:

I miss that "all wrestlers are awful carnies" thread. What happened to that? It upset Kane, didn't it? :ohdear:

it got weird at the end

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

flashy_mcflash posted:

Me too. Tyson could work as an agent since all this cruiserweight talent is coming into NXT.

just put him in charge of naming all the tag teams

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

This guy swooped in and had sex with all of our moms after Kevin Nash was done.

so what you're saying is he still had to cruiser-wait

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

it's sure as hell lost on me

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


amazing they'd call a 110 year old man to the jury pool

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

rovert posted:

Sasha whinging about fans on Tumblr AGAIN:



so which one in the crowd is you

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


lmao well played

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

it's vince

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

cody rhodes took the wrong things away from the Hard Times promo

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

magnum_valentino walks past a man on the street wearing a Dark Side of the Moon shirt, mutters under his breath "i bet you've never even listened to Echoes, you piece of poo poo."

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

magnum_valentino posted:

Nah, I only dislike Xavier Woods, as I've made clear.

what if i told you the man looked to be about 20 years old

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Is Vince McMahon secretly Bob Page

cena is walton simmons

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

6EQUJ5 6 7 posted:

Who is that?

the guy making the tweet is the former Biff Buisick, ZZ is the loser from Tough Enough who the fans kept voting for, potentially as a joke

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

FAROOQ posted:

Isn't he that guy who sexually harassed a twelve year old on twitter?

the resounding bitterness toward former SA posters who become successful off site well never stop being the funniest thing about this place

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

keevo posted:

what the gently caress

being able to get people to eat nasty poo poo on a live stream is one of many powerful abilities dan ryckert possesses

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

they can trade tips on how to get their hair to look as dumb as possible

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

the rock only got where he was because he was rocky johnson's son

vvvv: because that's clearly a coffee cup duh

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

yep just gonna go to the bar with my case of miller lite

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

roman reigns daughter, roman is actually 46 years old

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

vince mcmahon told simon gotch to pull out a gun and shoot enzo amore in the head on live television, thankfully gotch went into business for himself and tried to just make it look like an accident

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i am a big fan of Friendly Local Politician Rhyno

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

5 star talent



everything is wrong with this

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

He's got one Stardust glove on in the first pic, if he turned around he's probably half half his face done up in the paint

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

oy vey

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

it already did

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

there is literally zero middle ground between Ospreay/Ricochet and Big Daddy/Haystacks Calhoun, you have to pick one or the other

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

they already gave fit finlay a leprochaun

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

DICK

TO

GO

gently caress yes

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

what about that time he started managing the harris brothers and talked about the internet a bunch

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

no, it will be me, the one who defends the babymen in florida

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

sticklefifer posted:

I hope this means she's pregnant so we don't have to see her wrestle.

wasn't she released like a month ago

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Super No Vacancy posted:

hes better looking than busted-rear end ibushi but he sure as hell aint sanada

sanada's too handsome to be a wrestler i dont want him to get hurt

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

oldpainless posted:

I honestly wonder why you would think this.

why it's gross or why SA would be above it

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

oldpainless posted:

Why SA would be above it.

i agree with you

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

MassRafTer posted:

Easy, Mark Hunt is way cooler and better and Brock is kind of a dingus.

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