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Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Karmine posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium* > Punchsport Pagoda > The All New Wrestlers and Wrestling Fans on Twitter Thread

It's still an awful circlejerk thread.

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Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Dead Snoopy posted:



Stick to Twitter.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Perigryn posted:

According to Santino, it was 72oz.

It'd be this steak here if they were in Amarillo. I've been to that restaurant before and they keep one on display out in the front, it's about the size of a hubcap.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Hirams Bitch posted:

Ha, just imagine it, Raven is in the box. He opens the box and there is Raven. Raven is actually the present. The dog is all expecting a bone or maybe a squeaky toy, but instead there is a full sized human, and that human is Raven. And then the dog is in the Nest/Flock! Such an absurd and hilarious premise. I can't stop laughing at all the absurdity, and also the hilariousness. A dog opens a present, and it is Raven that is inside the present. Big time laughs had by all, except Tommy Dreamer because now his dog is in the Nest/Flock, so Tommy is kind of sad, but still has some little laughs, because the situation is so unexpected and humorous!

When you put it that way, it's like Lone Rogue actually made a funny post and didn't just do some semi-autistic babbling! I'm glad you explained it, because I would have just written it off as some more brain-damaged, uninteresting garbage from somebody who will happily admit they've written 10000 word fanfiction about dead wrestling promotions.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Paper Jam Dipper posted:

I don't know how anyone can believe we will see "Bully Ray" in the WWE. Pretty much you would just get a Dudley Boyz reunion to beat up Heath Slater.

I'm not seeing a downside here.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Critical posted:

Very Theoretical Question: If Rock showed up in ROH for a match would the fan poo poo on him?

They would all love it but the ones who hate themselves the most would try to outwardly pretend they didn't.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Thauros posted:

Dave got fooled by a fake AJ Lee account:



Two days later:



He once reported a fake Swagger Soaring Eagle account claiming they were about to get cut as actual news.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Yaoi Mandel posted:

hehu42 is awesome.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Val Weedis

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Valeyard posted:

And I tweeted that GIF to Maria

Nice... nice.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Chewy Bitems posted:

yeah, pretty certain that was Billy rear end. Which of course leaves the question:

What is Scott Hall's favourite anime?

Beats me, but his anti-convulsant of choice is Kepra

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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DM Punk posted:

I am more annoyed with the use of "ur" instead of "your" than the fact that he used the word pussy in a tweet.

I get annoyed when I read posts by somebody who was legitimately angry that a woman chose not to wrestle after having a miscarriage, but, we all have our pet peeves in this wonderful world.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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I still can't believe that Dusty somehow manages to tweet exactly like he talks.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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sticklefifer posted:

Zeb's tweets are less funny as a xenophobic gimmick when you read about what else was being tweeted during the Super Bowl. :smith:

Nice. Thanks for this link to the public shaming tumblr, which is definitely not extremely retarded.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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LividLiquid posted:

Michaels used #MRA on twitter. Does this mean he's a men's rights guy? Because that would be incredibly disappointing.

You couldn't possibly be any dumber.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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LividLiquid posted:

Because I didn't know about Michaels' hunting group and its name/unfortunate acronym?

I would postulate to the jury that if you follow Shawn Michaels on Twitter and see a tweet like https://twitter.com/JoshIshmaelcam/status/453651313176223744 or https://twitter.com/ShawnMichaels/status/453292822691463168 or any of a thousand other mentions of his hunting show pop up on the timeline, and your first thought is about a totally irrelevant Reddit movement, then, yes, you are a bigtime fucker idiot, who also has the biceps of a little bitch, and I could easily kick sand into your face.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Cory Lidle posted:

Dolph's been following porn stars for a while now.

Dolph's "Ask the Heel" segments in Zack Ryder's old videos were done in the exact style of the Brazzers logo.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Why are you stupid fuckers using Ric Flair as a soapbox to score Oppression Olympics points on each other

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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The ice bucket thing is one of the very rare examples of Raising Awareness actually doing some concrete, measurable good for a cause.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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If the man wants to sell his good product that helps people, well, I say let him.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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LividLiquid posted:

The subject comes up when you're talking about an industry so full of it, and people tweet terrible stuff. Stop making it off limits, and just come up with another thing to talk about that's more interesting instead of arguing with people about it.

There's a reason you get a chorus of people telling you to shut the gently caress up every single time you go on one of these self-righteous tangents, and it's not what you think it is.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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LividLiquid posted:

Nobody on Earth has ever cared about anything you have to say about anything.

Post wrestler tweets or relieve us of your input.

It's absolutely comical how loving stupid you are.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Liar Lyre posted:

The best part of Dusty tweets is that I can hear his voice in my head the entire time.

I have absolutely no idea how he manages to type exactly the way that he talks.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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OmegaBR posted:

He's Lumbee, if I remember correctly.


I've heard tale of a Canadian who purports he's an Hispanic in charge of an orphanage.

Seriously though, I was raised to believe that malice was the thing to get offended by.

You're right, and the people you're explaining this to have been going out of their way to demonstrate who is the most viscerally upset about anybody associated with WWE doing anything that can be interpreted as insensitive or offensive in any context, some of them uninterrupted for the better part of a decade, so you're not going to score any points here.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Gonzo McFee posted:

Don't dress up as racial stereotypes especially if your ancestors probably have a hand in their genocide thank you very much.

You're such a hypersensitive, well-intentioned retard that there's indelible documentary proof you thought Vince McMahon was going to have Michael Cole call Barack Obama a negro on live television. This is not a funny ironic exaggeration or misinterpretation, your hosed up rear end retard brain actually thought that would happen on the basis of the Spanish word for black being used to differentiate a guy wearing a black mask from a guy wearing a blue version of the same mask. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3441241&userid=165453#post396359465

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Yuriy posted:

can you quote this for people w/out archives so we can all have a laugh

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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TheJoker138 posted:

I don't think a lot of people realize just how insanely racist and inaccurate those costumes, and how native americans have been portrayed in all media since we came to America and started murdering them all, is. Probably because unless you live in a few specific states you're about as likely to meet and interact with a native american as you are a yeti. It's a weird disconnect people have.

I hear if you screech three more times about this, you'll unlock the Valiant Martyr achievement.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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I'd like to hear Dusty try to explain DST to him.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Jerusalem posted:

Is Meltzer the one pranking people into watching or the one being pranked?

It's almost 2015. You've been reading tweets for several years at this point.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Piss in my rear end posted:

personally i'd prefer to hang with nikki bella so i could just tune out whatever she is saying while i stare at her boobs and butt

My nigga

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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I'm so ashamed that I'm blocked on Twitter by Big Sexy.... if I could take one thing back it would be asking him to retweet Barnacle Jim's face.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Ribsauce posted:

Miz is great because he is one of the only guys who can get legitimate heel heat. I don't think anyone in the WWE gets an entire arena booing better than the Miz. He gets the kids, adults, "smarks and marks," everyone booing.

Seth does a really good job of getting mostly boos as well.

Miz is so good at what he does that he made Alex Riley look like he had a remote possibility of being anything at all. Hell, he even fooled me on that one.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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pressedbunny posted:

I've spat tea everywhere, very well played. drat. drat, son.

Shut up, dumbass.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Nerokerubina posted:

hey if someone actually legitimately creeped on sunny and entrapped her for the sole purpose of having a funny on twitter that is infinitely grosser than piss

It's actually extremely funny.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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DarkstarIV posted:

If I recall, Cena loves videogames. Like, a lot. I'll see if I can dig up the article somewhere.

He mentioned being a big fan of one of the Command and Conquer games in an interview one time.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Mob posted:

I don't think even the most skilled impersonator could pull off how undeservedly full of himself Virgil is

Virgil is definitely involved in his Twitter, the same way Sheik is involved in his, but people on here really like to get upset about the Magen brothers being involved as well for some reason I don't really understand.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Onmi posted:



Big E's twitter is gold. (Reversed reading)

It's still necessary to point out how to read Twitter conversations from screenshots to some people on here so it's a good thing you added that note.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Deadspin is a supposedly sports focused Gawker site that also just happens to publish guides from Weird Twitter women about how to properly take pictures of your dick and how to send them sex messages every so often, which, hell, if that's your bag, so be it.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Paige's real last name is Bevis.

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Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

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Luigi Thirty posted:

Remember the stories of Raven and Saturn setting up a slip and slide in a hotel hallway with dildos on their heads and a girl sitting at one end? That's better than this.

I'm afraid I don't remember these stories.

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