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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

My twitter is GrantDaNastySA, although I don't tweet very often.

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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Personally I chose to believe every rumor and scummy story in wrestling, everything from the dildo blender to Lita getting pissed on by El Dandy. So Michael Hayes getting mouth fun from a diva isn't that much of a stretch for me.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Cardboard Box posted:

Wait now, what's the Lita/El Dandy story?

Oh wait I was mixed up.

-El Dandy's banged both Lita AND Fishman & Lola Gonzales's hot daughter.
-Lita has been pissed on by Steve Corino and Danny Doring.
-Lita took off for Mexico in the 90s and bang anyone down there that would "train" her in the ring.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Sue Denim posted:

You'd have to be so fickle and desperate to spend multiple tens of thousands of company dollars on unneeded talent for a single blow job.

But it's not his money, and more importantly, it is his dick.

Lone Rogue posted:

It comes from a big list of wrestling rumours that was circulated. If you buy into the, "All rumours are true" theory, then Lita just got pissed on by a lot of wrestlers.

I don't know where it was originally posted, but I found it here: http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=21720

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

MrBling posted:

So does Cliff Compton just follow back whoever follows him?

Basically and he'll retweet almost anything positive you say about him.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Lone Rogue posted:

Daniel Bryan: 5'10"
Eddie Guerrero: 5'8"

Remember how big Eddie was at the end of his career? He wasn't that tall, but he was juiced to the gills.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

FishBulb posted:

Are you people seriously having a "which pro wrestling personality could beat up the other one for realsies?" argument...

The answer to these arguments is always Haku.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

It might be kind of cool to have Necro Butcher crashing at your apartment for a few days. Sitting around smoking, playing video games, and hearing him tell road stories.

But then I'd have to explain to my girlfriend why I have a scary looking homeless man sleeping on my couch.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Lone Rogue posted:

Does hell wrestling invade heaven wrestling like the nWo?

If a hell wrestler turns on his team and helps heaven wrestling, is he redeemed?

Christianity is so confusing :eng99:

I remember marking out like crazy when Hollywood Jesus turned on Paul and Peter and joined up with Lucifer and Beelzebub forming the New Heaven Order.

Then poo poo started getting old when every show ended with a demon run-in.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Jelq Swagger posted:

Why doesn't Steiner have a podcast yet?

Holy poo poo that's a good idea. I would be willing to pay a dollar an episode for that.


"LET'S GO TO THE CALLERS!"

"Hello."

"HUH!?"

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Steiner is like Nash where I find their personalities interesting, but I wouldn't want to see either of them ever wrestle again.

There has to be a place in wrestling for an obnoxiously loud, ridiculously roided-up man that wears sunglasses and a chain mail over his head.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Flameingblack posted:

They stuck Steiner in India for the Ring Ka King promotion.

I know comic book analogies are played out here, but the first thing this post made me think of was Dixie, Hogan, Bischoff, and Jarrett having a secret meeting in Orlando to trick Steiner into a plane and ship him off to India.

Next year will be World War Steiner.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

I imagine the Wrestlemania payoff is their version of a Christmas bonus, and JTG had a Clark Griswold-style meltdown.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

VJeff posted:

Boy, I'm glad Shelton Benjamin didn't get pulled over for speeding over the past few days.

https://twitter.com/Sheltyb803/status/961289317028114432

https://twitter.com/RandyOrton/status/961290544893825025

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/thesamicallihan/status/986798395640696833?s=21

Is this real? Who the hell is going to agree to work with this guy?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/PeteDunneYxB/status/1043860151743238145

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/DavidArquette/status/1064667622560559104

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/1065063620122476546

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Jerusalem posted:

That tweet lead me to this rather heartbreaking story

Goddamn, I always wondered why Morishima wasn't a bigger star post-ROH but I didn't realize just how far he'd fallen :smith:

That article is a bummer. He's only 40 though. Hopefully he can turn himself around.

"Morishima never married as he said that due to his size, he didn't think any woman would want him" reminded me of this picture and how awkward he looked with his hands down firmly at his side.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006


Is that really Killian Dain?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/therealdisco/status/1101234785723179014?s=21

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Randy Bo Banders has a lot to answer for here

https://twitter.com/RandyOrton/status/1123483945453195266

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/RandyOrton/status/1124033887569686530

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/Goldberg/status/1124331339707064322

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

edit: nevermind, it's already been posted

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

"Oh my son is going to live for a very long time..."

"...."

Vince opens the door, "Has she absorbed your life force yet?"

"...what?"

"I'll be back," Vince closes the door again.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Let's play "Spot the Ketchup Bottle".



Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/RandyOrton/status/1125450732457611265

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Wrestler butt advice from Lance.

https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/1126308089303425024

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Does this require a :nws: warning?

https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/1128052560995266561

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/1129449299501355011

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Bryan Alvarez is a monster.

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1135628190183911429

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Djarum posted:

It’s not just Bully now, Delirious is involved as well. Pretty sure they are both screwed.

At least we all might get our wish and have a new RoH booker.

How much does NJPW's relationship hinge on Delirious being the booker?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006


I think I found the shirt. Check out the back of it.





Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

oldpainless posted:

Mark calaway is racist, the undertaker is not much as hulk hogan has a ten inch dick but terry volleys does not

Undertaker, the character, has a history of leaving burning crosses in front lawns.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/Dnellicious/status/1140493852245209088

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Big Sexy dropping wisdom in a Twitter thread debating abortion.

https://twitter.com/RealKevinNash/status/1139430657090867200

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/sabuuuu3/status/1147482708894875651

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/lschnur132/status/1150193465831186438

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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006


All I can see is Poindexter from Revenge of the Nerds.

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