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Zwille posted:This is a crude understanding of Germany's legal system by a "Journalist". what is your point in using scare quotes to describe someone who is very clearly a journalist?
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its a community note pending review
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Libluini posted:He should have brought weed And worn a fez.
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Arcarad posted:what is your point in using scare quotes to describe someone who is very clearly a journalist? I would be embarrassed to call myself a journalist at that level of ignorance
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https://techieduniya.com/baldurs-gate-3-the-german-government-wants-similar-games-developed-in-germany/ Baldur’s Gate 3: The German government wants similar games developed in Germany 
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I'm sure there is an Uwe Boll of video games looking for a government grant as we speak
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We already gave you Gollum: The Game. What more do you want? Jetzt erstmal ein bischen ausruhen
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Goa Tse-tung posted:https://techieduniya.com/baldurs-gate-3-the-german-government-wants-similar-games-developed-in-germany/ We're gonna make Das Schwarze Auge a thing again even if it kills us.
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Perestroika posted:We're gonna make Das Schwarze Auge a thing again even if it kills us. Powermove: Someone instead uses the game DSA was based on and is 100x more successful 
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Perestroika posted:We're gonna make Das Schwarze Auge a thing again even if it kills us. I mean, the Nordland Trilogy and the two Drakensang games weren’t really all that bad for their time.
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Apr 24, 2024 14:31
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Get this: Moorhuhn in Unreal Engine 5 with realistic chicken guts.
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That seems like an utterly dogshit source. Guess I shouldn't expect much from a "Games" "journalist". The Spieleförderung in Germany hasn't been exactly generous under conservatives governments. I'd characterise the landscape as actively hostile, even. An Umdenken would certainly be welcomed, but it's not going to survive the Legislaturperiode. FWIW, X4 gets some money from that fond. But the fund is only a few million total for the entire country, which is hilarious when compared to other countries. And of course the Computerspielepreis is an utter farce.
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Perestroika posted:We're gonna make Das Schwarze Auge a thing again even if it kills us. Talked to a friend yesterday I had played DSA with throughout Mittel- and Oberstufe and he barely remembered due to having been so insanely high throughout each session. The sound of the fuckin Bong is indelibly inscribed in my brain, as is rolling Attacke and Parade three quadrillion times to kill some rando.
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Okay thanks, now I have the most German of games ideas for German gamers: Legaler Cannabis-Anbau Simulator 2024 Jetzt mit einzigartigem realen Vorschriften-Dschungel je nach gewähltem Anbau-Bundesland!
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Hopper posted:Okay thanks, now I have the most German of games ideas for German gamers: Combination of Farm simulator and Papers Please. Jetzt kochen wir mit Gas genericnick fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Apr 24, 2024 |
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A game based in the universe of the Dark TV series would be pretty good? Maybe?
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The best game i played last year (also the only one) was a german one. Shadow Gambit. Of course also the last one of the studio 
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Game adaptions of TV shows? Are you mad? The boring answer is that Spieleförderung needs a long-term plan and strategic vision from universities to monetary help to cultural Wertschätzung to re-establish Germany as a Spielestandort. Any plans of the Wirtschaftsministerium will be gutted when the conservatives come to power again.
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Antigravitas posted:Game adaptions of TV shows? Are you mad? Quite, but I had to come up with an interesting German IP and there's not been many since, wait, actually Kommissar Rex would make a great video game.
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spankmeister posted:Quite, but I had to come up with an interesting German IP and there's not been many since, wait, actually Kommissar Rex would make a great video game. Uhm isnt Rex austrian
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Just remake Gothic 2! No, not like that.
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Antigravitas posted:Any plans of the Wirtschaftsministerium will be gutted when the conservatives come to power again. Unless... Bavaria Eterna: Lass das Königreich Bayern wieder auferstehen, mit Maggus dem Großen an der Spitze, verwalte die Landwirtschaft und errichte einmalige Denkmäler für die CSU-Landesväter - Aber sei auf der Hut: Die woken Nachbarreiche versuchen mit Gendering, Gras und grünversifftem Gedankengut, deine braven Bayrischen Bürger zu verweichlichen!
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Antigravitas posted:That seems like an utterly dogshit source. Guess I shouldn't expect much from a "Games" "journalist". That's basically what my game dev buddy said when I sent him the article.
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niethan posted:Uhm isnt Rex austrian I didn't know the difference when I was 8!
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I Love Loosies posted:The best game i played last year (also the only one) was a german one. Shadow Gambit. Of course also the last one of the studio Yeah, Mimimi is a sad loss. Kinda crazy, they show up, resurrect a dead genre, make 3 of the 4 best entries in it, and leave.
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I always assumed that all Förderungen for videogames are sucked up by Star Citizen, somehow.
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aphid_licker posted:Talked to a friend yesterday I had played DSA with throughout Mittel- and Oberstufe and he barely remembered due to having been so insanely high throughout each session. The sound of the fuckin Bong is indelibly inscribed in my brain, as is rolling Attacke and Parade three quadrillion times to kill some rando. It's not often that I feel so much as a pang of patriotism, but o7
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spankmeister posted:Quite, but I had to come up with an interesting German IP and there's not been many since, wait, actually Kommissar Rex would make a great video game. Are you really not gonna mention the most obvious one? It's Biene Maja. Either a Wirtschaftssimulation where you manage the financial future of a bee hive or a flight simulator where you have to fly an aerodynamically accurate simulation of a bee on missions like transporting Nektar from flowers to the hive.
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Antigravitas posted:Game adaptions of TV shows? Are you mad? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpRvaAl-EJk The sequel was cancelled, it was about how after solving the Mord in the Blumenbeet our main character accidentally joins the Waffen SS.
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GABA ghoul posted:Are you really not gonna mention the most obvious one? It's Biene Maja. Either a Wirtschaftssimulation where you manage the financial future of a bee hive or a flight simulator where you have to fly an aerodynamically accurate simulation of a bee on missions like transporting Nektar from flowers to the hive. Flip is a versiffter Grüner though, he will probably object to blatant turbocapitalism in the Hive Manager. ("Hü-HÜPF!")
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There will never be a big game development scene in Germany because German culture seems anything playful to be insincere and uncouth. If it's not in a textbook approved in 1975 it won't be done. The only thing we can hope for are spreadsheets visualized in a 3d engine. Or police simulator.
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Lord Stimperor posted:There will never be a big game development scene in Germany because German culture seems anything playful to be insincere and uncouth. If it's not in a textbook approved in 1975 it won't be done. The only thing we can hope for are spreadsheets visualized in a 3d engine. Oh please! Our textbooks are from the 90's now!
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Can you fax me a sample?
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GABA ghoul posted:Are you really not gonna mention the most obvious one? It's Biene Maja. Either a Wirtschaftssimulation where you manage the financial future of a bee hive or a flight simulator where you have to fly an aerodynamically accurate simulation of a bee on missions like transporting Nektar from flowers to the hive. Biene Maja was one of many Japanese-German co-productions, so I could totally see Nintendo making a Pikmin-style bee game. Now someone just needs to convince them to buy the rights
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They did a Sendung mit der Maus game for the Game Boy back in the day and from what I remember reading it was actually quite good.
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 I just looked at Google and Biene Maja games already exist - on GBA and DS. Yes Nintendo, die Klatschmohnwiese ist in Gefahr, in der Tat. 
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My Lovely Horse posted:They did a Sendung mit der Maus game for the Game Boy back in the day and from what I remember reading it was actually quite good.
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Libluini posted:Biene Maja was one of many Japanese-German co-productions, so I could totally see Nintendo making a Pikmin-style bee game. Now someone just needs to convince them to buy the rights Gimme a Captain Future Game! But it would probably be a half baked Starfield ripoff...
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Hopper posted:Gimme a Captain Future Game! But it would probably be a half baked Starfield ripoff... ... running at 12 fps, as intended.
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mcbexx posted:Flip is a versiffter Grüner though, he will probably object to blatant turbocapitalism in the Hive Manager. ("Hü-HÜPF!") Yes, you see, this is a fundamental part of the game design. Bees(being an eusocial species (COMMUNISTS!)) have an inherit preference to socialize the means of production(the honey refineries, brooding chambers, flowers, etc.). But the player is not the bee state but a private bee corporation. So your challenge is to buy up as much of the bee economy as possible to generate bee profit. You have to convince the bees to privatize everything. Like, your first investment could be a bee heroin den that reduces productivity and then a bee newspaper that blames the ineffectual bee administration for low productivity. Slowly you build up a political majority for privatization of the honey refineries. It's a darker, grittier, more mature take on the Biene Maja franchise.
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