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Available online at University of Frankfurt http://publikationen.ub.uni-frankfurt.de/frontdoor/index/index/docId/8429 The file link is somehow protected so idk hit up the university to see if you're eligible to access it. Found it via DNB: https://portal.dnb.de/opac.htm?method=showFullRecord¤tResultId=%22arbeitstag%22+and+%22wochenende%22%26any¤tPosition=0 e: wait, in English translation?? , nur
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 19:40 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 06:26 |
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Was ist schon ein bißchen flüchtiges Eindringen unter Blutsverwandten
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 19:17 |
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Gibt es ein Verfahren zur nachträglichen gerichtsfesten Feststellung der Eindringtiefe oder verläßt man sich da auf (weniger Hartgesottene jetzt bitte Riechsalz zurechtlegen) Hörensagen?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 13:47 |
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How many Amerikaner are currently trying to follow this conversation using Google Translate and going all "wtf that can't be right"
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 17:20 |
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We will get to the bottom of this yet!System Metternich posted:Not to distract from the thoughtful and profound conversation we've got going on here, but I just wanted to turn your attention to the fact that Austria is officially a failed state now that manages to poo poo up an election so bad that what originally was set for April 24th now hopefully will end on December 4th, lmbo I do not expect anything good to come from the election so any additional day they manage to postpone the inevitable is fine with me.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 18:08 |
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Wer ist aktuell vorne in der Thronfolge? Es war nicht alles schlecht! e: I break together: quote:Karl Habsburg absolvierte die Volksschule in Pöcking und anschließend das neusprachliche Gymnasium in Tutzing. Obwohl er ausschließlich österreichischer Staatsbürger ist,[18] durfte er aufgrund einer rigorosen Auslegung des Habsburgergesetzes in seinen ersten Lebensjahren nicht nach Österreich einreisen. In seinem ersten Reisepass, ausgestellt vom österreichischen Konsulat in München, stand nach seiner eigenen Aussage noch folgende Sonderbestimmung: „Gültig für jedes Land der Welt, ausgenommen Österreich.“ Einen Tick fescher könnte er sein: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/SKKH_Erzherzog_Karl_von_%C3%96sterreich.jpg https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Habsburg-Lothringen aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Sep 12, 2016 |
# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 21:59 |
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Sometimes I'm like maybe POTUS Trump and chancellor Petry is what we deserve.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 00:13 |
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I don't think Berlin has had a cool politician in living memory. Even the Piraten were just Fremdscham pur. e: I'll accept Ströbele despite being kooky and older than balls.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 22:35 |
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Hope they go Rot-Rot-Grün, not a fan of GroKos fuckin everywhere.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 17:25 |
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Sereri posted:Meinst du etwa die bauen noch nen Flughafen? Ein ganzer Flughafen aus Lidlbrötchendingsbumsen #AfDwählen #denwahnsinn(s)toppen aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 10:13 on Sep 19, 2016 |
# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 09:54 |
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That honestly seems like the exact thing I would expect from the CSU feed Also man check out this slimy fuckface I am shocked, shocked that this dude would turn out to be a total dipshit
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 15:10 |
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If you look at votes for greens as a sort of rough gentrification indicator that map is pretty impressive. Is there any indication of the process slowing down or is Berlin headed for being the new Freiburg in a couple years? Where are all these Müslibourgeois even coming from?? Also man the Piratenpartei-Sexmörder is kinda hosed up and only getting more so. He allegedly transported the corpse 15 km on a Sackkarre? Also wtf is "stumpfe Gewalt gegen den Oberkörper"? aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 11:33 on Sep 21, 2016 |
# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 11:29 |
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Riso posted:Blunt force trauma on the thorax/upper part of the body. Danke, Blödtröte. I meant did he use a baseball bat or sit on the guy or what does killing someone that way look like in practice. Wipfmetz posted:Prenzlschwaben? How many Hipster can there even be left in Schwaben at this point. Idk how the demographics of this look. Just the yearly FU+HU out-of-state student intake settling down? aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 12:37 on Sep 21, 2016 |
# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 12:21 |
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Was passiert, wenn ich ein Glas Milch zu meiner Mohnschnecke trinke??
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 15:41 |
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Das mit den Bömbchen ist irgendwie ungeil. Also nicht dass ich von dem FAZ-Kolumnisten ablenken will jetzt, ich sag nur.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 16:32 |
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JaucheCharly posted:Mahlzeit, ich ess nichts wo Schweine durchfurzen. Ich kriege diese Referenz
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 22:37 |
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^^^ I bought a silver dollar because I'm a huge retard who loves shiny objects and it was cheap enough to impulse-buy and now about every second day I forget where I put the drat thing and look for it for ten minutes. 0/10 would not buy again. No political relevance but this is the most hosed up thing I've read today: https://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/article158425612/Unterkuenfte-werden-zum-attraktiven-Ort-fuer-Paedophile.html Guy allegedly molests six-year-old, police is called, handcuffs him, the kids dad tries to stab the handcuffed suspect and is shot and killed by the police. e: okay more precisely I'm not posting this as a hurf durf criminal refugees story, I guess there are valid political concerns if you read the article about the standards in refugee accommodations. aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Sep 28, 2016 |
# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 16:40 |
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Remember train stations on Friday afternoons in the 90s, with the little "besonders geeignet für Familienheimfahrten der Bundeswehr" Anzeigen on the Bahnsteige, and Regionalbahnen with drunk conscripts sitting / singing / barfing on their sea bags in the aisles? All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 12:16 |
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He apparently used his shirt. Guess that's something that the jail can't really take away from him for security reasons. Gotta say naming the guys who turned him in as coconspirators was a pretty choice bit of assholism, if it's not true.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 14:53 |
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What in the actual gently caress. Stop this Republik, I want to get off.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 20:28 |
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e: blah
aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Oct 14, 2016 |
# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 16:09 |
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Merkel's attempt to increase military budget to meet the NATO spending goal meeting the cold hard labor market reality should be kinda interesting. It would be pretty sweet if we developed terminators.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 18:02 |
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We should probably really disarm these dudes. That or drone strike, I'm not picky. They're not citizens of this country so it's legal
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 16:43 |
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Conne Island calling the cops is pretty loving funny though.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 17:30 |
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I don't get why you wouldn't rule that out before informing the press though. e: ^^^^ yes. Basically DNA evidence as practised by the German popo appears to be a total loving crapshoot.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 13:50 |
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This would all be funny but you just know that some fucker somewhere is in jail on zomg bulletproof DNA evidence for something he didn't do
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 14:39 |
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Nach SPIEGEL-Informationen ermittelt die Staatsanwaltschaft München gegen Facebook-Chef Mark Zuckerberg und andere Manager des Konzerns. Es geht um den Verdacht auf Beihilfe zur Volksverhetzung. http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/facebook-staatsanwaltschaft-ermittelt-gegen-mark-zuckerberg-a-1119746.html
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 17:06 |
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Sereri posted:I personally vote for eternal Bundespräsident Ronald Reagan. What's more German than a man telling his neighbor to take down a wall he doesn't like. Fickend LOL
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 11:36 |
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Seriously guys, determine what party best, even if kinda sorta roughly, fits your thing and join up. God knows it loving sucks to sit at the Ortsvereinssitzung with the rambling pensionierte Lehrer and kleb Wahlplakate that the Lehrers' Pensionärsbandscheiben won't let them kleb anymore and talk to unmedicated schizophrenics at the Wahlstand in the sleet and be saddled with being Schatzmeister, oh god it sucks so bad, but this poo poo is only going to get better with normal people joining the loving parties in massive numbers and putting in some time. Join the loving parties already. Look at the loving clowns in charge of the parties now, you can do a better job than those fuckers.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 01:50 |
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In the recent US wars I've generally been able to believe that they're genuinely trying to improve the situation, however horribly. Russian leadership has just been hey let's grab this stuff we want and wreak some chaos so our rancid, corrupt authoritarianism looks like the preferable alternative.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 06:03 |
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Also Fadenkonsens ist, dass es Jacke wie Hose ist ob Ami oder Iwan? Das ist aber auch irgendwie deprimierend. Muss aber gestehen, dass ich die Irak-Öl-Geschichte komplett vergessen / verdrängt hatte.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 12:12 |
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AfD is dropping a little in the Sonntagsfrage atm, they're at 12% down from the 15 or so they peaked at. I just read their Programmfaltblatt and CDU and SPD seem to have fulfilled most of their demands already. Wiedereinführung von Diplom und Magister stünde noch aus.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2016 11:15 |
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Wagenknecht is Seehofer for Ossis. If you're gonna fawn over a Linke pol fawn over Kipping, who loving owns.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 12:22 |
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Drone posted:On the topic of making stereotypically German stuff, I kinda want to give making my own Apfelwein a go. But two big things are stopping me: I'm in Südhessen and Apfelwein is already everywhere, and it's also like a euro per liter to just buy it off the shelf, so it's not worth the effort. Every once in a while I get this intense jonesing for some motherfucking Sauerbraten. And then I go and get some, and I eat the gently caress out of it.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 13:25 |
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Riding the ICE from Basel to Berlin in good weather and just looking out the window is great. You see the Landschaft gradually change and there's some spectacular stuff in there, Rheinschiene, some really nice hilly poo poo around Fulda-Hildesheim, the Brandenburg Sand-und-Kiefern-thing. A great way to spend seven hours. And both Basel and Berlin are well worth staying a couple days. I mean everybody is gonna say Berlin, but Basel is extremely beautiful due to the not getting bombed to poo poo thing and has museums out the fuckin wazoo. Recreational train-riding is very cool :autism: Reserve a window seat! Basel is not technically Germany but yknow.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 20:17 |
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blowfish posted:This. Schulz should depose Gabriel after Gabriel drags the SPD down to 15% in the election. Then Schulz can All the SPD needs to get out of its current slump is a
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 17:26 |
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Es ist ne Parabel ihr Blödtröten. Die Dame ist der Wähler, die Neubesitzer Angela Merkel, die Kellnerin Dunya Hayali, die Pfeife Lutz Bachmann, der Mann mit dem Hut ist Bernd Lucke, die Klotür ist die AfD, und der Vorbesitzer Adolf Hitler.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 21:11 |
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Man beachte die allzu beflissene Versicherung der Dame, "keinen Ofen" zu haben, während der Gestank von Auschwitz (Rauchen im Restaurant = Zivilisationsbruch) in der Luft hängt.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 21:23 |
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Every time I ride through Monnem with the ICE I wonder what it's like to have sex with someone who speaks Kurpfälzisch.
aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Nov 27, 2016 |
# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 16:24 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 06:26 |
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Babies Getting Rabies posted:Friend of mine had a one night stand with a girl from Schwaben and because he's a giant idiot, he didn't use a condom, which led to her exclaiming mid-sex: "Kannschd laufe lass, i beh off do Pill." Sometimes I understand Björn Höcke; there is so much beauty in this country
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