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He was horny. That was also the secret in the oregon runner project they killed late last year.
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Also if you are a Prof at the BW-Uni and you have to travel to a conference you cannot just book a hotel room; you have to contact the closest Kaserne and ask them whether they can offer you accomodation. (From what I've heard the request is always reclined though.)
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Ika posted:I thought Bavaria had the massive explosion in cases cause of all the starkbierfeste that were supported by local politicians instead of being canceled, when places like NRW already had banned all kirmes etc. That was indeed the reason behind the outbreak in the nation's most heavily affected Landkreis, measured by total cases per capita. In this metric, Tirschenreuth is almost as heavily hit as New York (1.5% vs. 1.7%)
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Combat Theory posted:Milzbrand. Haha, thank you for using the German word here. It made my day start with a laff, because it made me remember that once my birth Land had a Ministerpräsident by the name of Milbradt (a terrible technocrat), aptly nicknamed Milzbrand.  He was bullied out of his Amt by his fellow CDU cronies because he was so visibly terrible it tanked the Umfragewerte really hard.
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aphid_licker posted:Kackwurst-Mikado *sitzt total hilflos am Boden* Mods Mods bitte
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Die Spannung steigt, die Erwartung ist groß, ...Simply Simon posted:Does anyone itt know/like Rainald Grebe? yeah, me. I think I have binged through all of his stuff available on youtube. Was bound to see his current show sometime mid March, but then the 'rona hit. Welp. 2 hour Streifzug through his career/best songs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Hk-kvVgvA
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elbkaida posted:In East Germany in the 80s there were tons of jokes about the regime and also a lot of the general form "Reagan, Gorbi and Honni are doing X" Can confirm, although for me it was later, so Bush instead of Reagan. Those three are at the entrance of a cave, Honni goes in, runs out screaming "Eww there's a fat spider in there". In goes Gorbi, comes running out screaming "Eww there's a fat spider in there". In goes Bush, fat spider comes running out screaming "Eww Bush is in there". Hilarious. (for a nine year old)
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idgi, why is a region only region-worthy if it's defined by that OneBigCity, or two?Mithaldu posted:the problem is, technically both predictions are true yeah, and to teach our international posting-friends: what they are doin here is called a Milchmädchenrechnung
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Zwille posted:Mein Hirsch hat auch keine Augen, worüber du redest That one took me a couple of minutes, ich denk manche Leute hier overdriving it a little 
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pidan posted:It depends, in rural Brandenburg you can get a whole Herrenhaus for 1€, one hears. Is this a symbolischer Euro tho? (Only 90s kids will get this)
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AndreTheGiantBoned posted:Vaxx chat: the first biontech shot left me tired for the day (I went to sleep early that day), I was bracing for an awful reaction to the second shot but it did not even register. 2nd ing this experience, but with the AZ Impfsahne instead. e: lmao Sereri 
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Zwille posted:A walnut gotta be like 2 liters at least Glad nobody got this, so we get the other derail instead.
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I specifically requested the opposite of this 
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"unser buntestes* Outfit" *mostly white
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Zwille posted:Was macht man wenn ein Wal durchs Fenster kommt Repeating the joke??? Die Nüsse an dem Typen...
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ähm good start everyone but thats not complete yall, whaths with the Jungian thought and all that. Gotta keep the meem correct and so...
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yea really it's some first worlds problems poo poo
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niethan posted:Kringelig Hier kommt der Eiermann
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I voted, meine Kerl:innen  Being in a very red city within a very black Bezirk the strategery was not hard for me... mcbexx posted:Another classic Luschi quote "Don't threaten me with a good time", and so on... Otoh the (alt/no real) right would use 'Systemveränderung' as well so this is a  quoteLibluini posted:CDU-Wahlkampffgeschrey ftfy
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frankenfreak posted:It's possible Grün-Blau-Gelb-Dunkelrot gets a majority found the Milchmädchen 
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GABA ghoul posted:Harte Strafen für gewaltbereite Softwareentwickler! Do you have a link where I can report my former boss, for they
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Hmm, sounds logical. But how could that work in practice, which Behörde could verknüpf those two data points? Would 'someone' need to report them (in Minecraft)?
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Thanks for the answers my Kerl:innen, especially you Plankalkuel for giving me the idea that action here is possible and then thisMy Lovely Horse posted:depends on the Bundesland. Might be the local Landratsamt or the police or whoever.  ) I can ask about local permissions... Monday is the first day I will see them, lets see... The NPD army buddy I dont know by name so no game here but it sounds like theyve already got aware of him if they deny him promotion.)
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"Peter Hartz war noch glücklich im Bordell Ach die Zeit vergeht so schnell." Grebe song
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Ok I puke. I hope Sitze numbers > percentages. Lets see.
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KoGro then, sorry. Joining team "drinking myself to death tonight".
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Spice World War II posted:Scholz won't be Kanzler  Spice World War II posted:the FDP are much better at sticking to their guns than die Grünen, who will justify the Jamaica coalition by just shouting Klimaregierung over and over, and they'll even believe it themselves.
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New RKI Farbe just dropped. For Inzidenzen größer 1000. It's black. Dies ist fein.
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Goons Are Great posted:ant thread Just found this couple days ago, it's a great read (is noch in Arbeit...) Clear recommendation to everyone e: think this is my first snype so I think I have to do this ordentlich link to ant thread Spin And Speed fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Nov 10, 2021 |
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voted, but imoaphid_licker posted:splinter the Pimmel vote
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Son of Rodney posted:Friend of mine works at a doctor and got this Letter in the Mail, frankiert with 80 cent Naja Wissenschaft ist eine Meinung soo I'm cc: Oberbefehlshaber der Streitkräfte der Vereinigten Staaten?
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Libluini posted:I did not expect this thread to have this many active readers, holy poo poo. Never underestimate the number of lurkers, you seriously don't want to know how long I read these forums... WAY longer than this thread existed; just checked, and... Page 1 survivor spotted 
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GABA ghoul posted:So the new Coronamassnahmen DLC is now out. 3g in Öffis, 3g am Arbeitsplatz, de facto lockdown for ungeimpfte when hospitals are full, impfpflicht for pfleger in pflegeheimen. But no mandatory home office?? So I have to go back to office next week with my ungeimpfter idiot colleague?? 
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Zwille posted:
Sadly I cannot find a strong Quelle on this, only wischi-waschi stuff like "soll wieder eingeführt werden". Even rewatching yesterdays ARD Spezial in the Mediathek. Anyone have a definitive source on this?
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Where were you when that got posted I ejaculated on Sparwasser's grave, OP
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Zwille posted:so I figure him suffering adequately Crazy how this guy has power over the Impfdebatte just bc he is good at football...
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In other news, if one of you cares, I had to go back to the office Montag+Dienstag just because??? At least my idiot ungeimpfter Coworker wasnt there becox they were "at home with a fever" (test outstanding). Home office starting yesterday (company's not doing anything before the laws demand it). Thats surely curb the 700er inzidenz alright
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Serendipitaet posted:Lmao at your company doing something because of „laws“. 8/10 employees at my workplaces have been going to the office on their regular schedule Ah no I wasnt clear enough sorry. "The law" is just "you have to offer HO where possible" "But people dont have to take the offer, its their free choice :aluhut:". So yes the situation here vor Ort is as you describe, 80% Belegung. Im just saying Im glad to be able to take the sensible way out (thanks Gesetz) and go full HO
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mcbexx posted:36 hour days äääh what, have you überwunden the Grenzen der Zeit 
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