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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Thanks Ants posted:

Seems like Wolves have started a game of process of elimination

https://twitter.com/Wolves/status/1783077219293651307

The only speculation I saw about Wolves was a single Reddit post.

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Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007

Thanks Ants posted:

Seems like Wolves have started a game of process of elimination

https://twitter.com/Wolves/status/1783077219293651307

PR FIGHT PR FIGHT

surely this is for the best for all parties involved, and not a weird + cowardly reaction for no reason

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

i really hope 18 other clubs come out with the same statement now

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
or they just don't want reddit detectives incorrectly accusing two of their young players of being rapists

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Bogan Krkic posted:

i really hope 18 other clubs come out with the same statement now

'Bagsy not it' but for players being charged with rape. Incredibly bleak

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

I honestly don't think Wolves would issue a statement like that in a vacuum. I'm guessing some young Wolves players actually did get harassed or threatened on socials or even on their personal phones/at home, which triggered the club to take action by way of that post.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

They were the only club I saw openly mentioned by name, and the only club with two 19 year olds who played this weekend other than United (Garnacho, Mainoo)

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Did any article say they played ? Could've been reserves at the stadium.

In any case I hope it's like the F1 thing and all 20 premier league clubs come out with a statement like that

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

No, this is all speculation from one reddit post

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

jesus WEP posted:

i miss when this thread was about someone crashing their lambo into a fence or punching a dj in a dispute over phil collins :sigh:

look once a footballer becomes an international fugitive for being involved in a major drug operation while playing football in russia theres no coming back

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I saw Liverpool mentioned a few times

bradburypancakes
Sep 9, 2014

hmm. hmmmmmmmm
Watch a British libel suit be the thing that finally does SA in

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

"Pooshited" - Oxbridge-educated KC at the Old Bailey.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

We know it's not Chelsea, there's no way they'd have 2 19 year olds and not lend them out to a random shithole like Galatasary, Heerenveen or worse, Newcastle.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
You could probably do with a good functioning left back right now

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

The Mirror says that the two alleged rapists have been suspended by their club.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/premier-league-players-rape-suspended-32667375

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

So they can't say which club suspended their two players, but can sports pages report that x club have suspended two players for unknown reasons?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




I will never get used to the differences between the UK and US press in reporting crimes

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I will never get used to the differences between the UK and US press in reporting crimes
It's especially fascinating when considering that his recent death means a lot of people are reliving the loving media circus that was the O.J. Simpson Murder Trial.

Not only could you watch the whole trial on TV, but you could watch a pregame & postgame on Court TV, and if you were in L.A. you could go get street food and merchandise right outside the courthouse.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
This is not a crime, but he has very definitely gone feral.

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Rascar Capac posted:

This is not a crime, but he has very definitely gone feral.


You say feral, I say hilarious.

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
lol

‘However once I got her up in the sky it was smooth all the way from there and shout out to my instructor Geoff who was guiding me all the way. This is an experience I will cherish for the rest of my life. Fail Park looks like an even bigger sh*t hole from the Sky.’

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Rascar Capac posted:

This is not a crime, but he has very definitely gone feral.



lol

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


lomzus posted:

lol

‘However once I got her up in the sky it was smooth all the way from there and shout out to my instructor Geoff who was guiding me all the way. This is an experience I will cherish for the rest of my life. Fail Park looks like an even bigger sh*t hole from the Sky.’
lmao what a boss

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
Finally, a heartwarming tale

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Rascar Capac posted:

This is not a crime, but he has very definitely gone feral.



this dude rules

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

ilmucche posted:

So they can't say which club suspended their two players, but can sports pages report that x club have suspended two players for unknown reasons?

Also it's going to be pretty obvious, like that time an Everton player aged 31 was arrested and they only had 2 and one of them played the next game and Gylfi Sigurosson didn't play for them again for some unknown reason.

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat

Rascar Capac posted:

This is not a crime, but he has very definitely gone feral.



This made me want to look more into Ryan Burge, and I gotta say, lol

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

as far as I can tell his grievance against Port Vale is that they didn't allow him to become manager, as a 28-year-old nonleague player with zero background in coaching

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

FullLeatherJacket posted:

as far as I can tell his grievance against Port Vale is that they didn't allow him to become manager, as a 28-year-old nonleague player with zero background in coaching

could this be because you're getting your information from biased websites like Wikipedia rather than objective sources like Ryanburge.co.uk?

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


So that domain is available

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Create an infinite feedback loop by buying it and making it a redirect to his wikipedia page.

EDIT : Someone literally already did.

Dudley fucked around with this message at 12:46 on May 3, 2024

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


It wasn't me but lol

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020
I like that his first example when responding to a wiki editor is that he is six feet tall but their article lists him as five ten.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Transfermarkt says he's 6ft.

It also says he's been playing for his current club "Career Break" since 2017.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Dudley posted:

Transfermarkt says he's 6ft.

It also says he's been playing for his current club "Career Break" since 2017.

same, transfermarkt, same

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Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

I should probably let them know I retired from International Football.

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