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the sex ghost posted:El-Hadji Diouf's been keeping busy on his holidays: Shall we let his friends know he's having seven shades kicked out of him? Nah, let's give it ten minutes...
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# ¿ May 21, 2013 18:38 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 02:43 |
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Scott Bakula posted:http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/dec/10/mick-mills-denies-stoke-sexual-assault-claims-george-blackstock Pfft someone needs to grow a pair. We used to spray Deep Heat on the new guy's bollocks all the time at work before they brought in all these namby pamby 'dignity in the workplace' guidelines and I became an HR manager.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2013 17:38 |
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Marlon King got 18 months today... http://bbc.in/1nOeyRa
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# ¿ May 15, 2014 20:57 |
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Clitheroe has a fashionable centre? Lmfao.
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# ¿ May 22, 2014 23:06 |
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Jfc I know footballers aren't all rocking a 200 IQ but that is full on moronic.
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# ¿ May 28, 2014 10:31 |
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So did we ever find out what/who Ashley Williams did?
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2014 19:58 |
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Byolante posted:Its liverpool fans who tend to murder random people in the street
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 22:15 |
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Plus you can always rely on scousers to turn up the outrage to 11 can't you.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 16:24 |
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Need to see pics of his Fanny, stat.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 20:52 |
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Jfc no wonder he went for a guilty plea. What a plonker.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 17:36 |
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Facebook is going mental as you'd expect...
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 23:31 |
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Ramagamma posted:That baby is ream Kill you are self.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 14:29 |
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GutBomb posted:That was liquid childbirth.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 23:04 |
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Dear god, reading this article about Johnson and I'm still just agape at how thick he is. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35743015
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2016 23:59 |
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brocked posted:"She's not underage in dog years"
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 00:03 |
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And another... Oldham Athletic footballer accused of sexual grooming http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-36397335
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# ¿ May 27, 2016 13:51 |
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Corrode posted:In terms of where that came from, presumably it's directly from the court report or from someone sat in the public gallery. I dunno, I mean if she was already shagging Clayton and had been okay to consent to that, then unless she continued drinking whilst shagging him, why would she be any less able to consent to SuperChed? Unless she's already agreed to let Clayton get balls deep earlier on I suppose.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 18:48 |
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julian assflange posted:I'm going to stick my neck out and say that the truth is in the middle It usually is, in my experience.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 20:15 |
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brocked posted:So was the victim
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 21:53 |
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HJB posted:The moral of the story, is never have sex. Or at least don't take your mate up on an offer to get up to the buffers in the paralytic girl he's already hanging out the back of.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 13:48 |
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He's gone! http://bbc.in/2emmk76
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 20:58 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:Not a footballer, but related to football: Classy.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 15:01 |
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Lemon posted:Well he's lucky, those who end up more inebriated than planned near footballers usually suffer worse
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 14:18 |
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Xabi posted:That "nurse" isn't even good looking. Having said that, I enjoyed the twitter entertainment. Yeah okay.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 12:54 |
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Bacon Terrorist posted:True, I suppose the most shocking thing about this footballer sex scandal is he managed to do it without a team mate present. Lmao
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 18:37 |
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Bacon Terrorist posted:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/27/drunken-girl-gang-jailed-posting-sex-attack-amateur-footballer/ That's my fetish.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 14:05 |
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gently caress me I didn't realise he was in Moorlands, I only live down the road.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 11:57 |
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Ninpo posted:I'm the top of an Alice band at the bottom of the picture I actually went back to look.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 21:48 |
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Lol Rooney's all over the papers this morning and his Mrs has flown home to deal with him 🤣 https://imgur.com/a/YeECt monkeytennis fucked around with this message at 08:41 on Sep 2, 2017 |
# ¿ Sep 2, 2017 07:46 |
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From that article: Lazio fans have a history of racist and antisemitic behaviour, including a Lazio banner in the city derby nearly 20 years ago aimed at Roma supporters that read: “Auschwitz Is Your Homeland; The Ovens Are Your Homes.”
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 20:27 |
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Blue Star Error posted:Looks like he was... Gary's paed
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 12:53 |
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Pennant taking the ‘players need an audience’ a step too far. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5543191/liverpool-jermaine-pennant-caught-online-sex-romp-wife/
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 14:00 |
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I assume you’ve all seen the pictures on the front of the UK papers today showing Jamie Carragher spitting out of his car at a 14 year old girl? Edit: found a link, sorry it’s The Sun https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5781959/jamie-carragher-spitting-video-spits-at-fan-liverpool-manchester-united/ monkeytennis fucked around with this message at 11:35 on Mar 12, 2018 |
# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 11:25 |
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Ninpo posted:I don't think that's what the manager meant when he said "Go out and get three points".
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2018 15:20 |
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Bacon Terrorist posted:Jermaine Pennant has released an autobiography talking about him and Ashley Cole’s threesomes and how they high fived each other Wonder if the roastee was Chezza.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 12:31 |
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Woodenlung posted:https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/09/12/premier-league-footballer-charged-raping-schoolgirl-france/ Hey I’ve been to Aigues Mort it’s a lovely walled city, great place to visit. I didn’t rape anybody though I just ate some pizza.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 12:50 |
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Well I attempted to speak the lingo (I find the French are more helpful if you make an effort, no matter how small) so pretty humble actually, certainly nowhere near prem level
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 18:56 |
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Bacon Terrorist posted:His girlfriend opted for the gold covered turkey dinosaurs. Lol.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 14:20 |
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funkybottoms posted:maybe he's angling for a career with the Saudi FA
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 11:39 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 02:43 |
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He said something like ‘the fines are small, like the amount I’d spend on a night out in London.’ I don’t think that helps people feel sorry for him, as wrong as that is.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2019 09:41 |