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England player Kyle Walker has been pictured appearing to inhale 'hippy crack' from a balloon while on a night out.

The 23-year-old right-back, who played for England against Moldova in Friday's World Cup qualifier, allegedly sucked in the potentially deadly nitrous oxide several times during a night out in Sheffield, the Sunday Mirror reported.

The laughing gas, which is decanted into balloons and sold for as little as £1.50, is a legal high.

mrg220t posted:

What if the couple don't have kids and the wife doesn't give up her career, do the ex wife still get the future earnings? Or is it dealt on a case by case basis?

Jose posted:

Monaco's owner has just lost half his fortune, £2.7b, in his divorce. Wonder if it'll stop him spending silly money on the club

Byolante posted:

In that moment it was not my hand, it was god's. Also, my only regret is that it could not have struck paul scholes' - Diego Maradona

Crazy Ted posted:

So the gist of all this is that Ryan Giggs has been an absolute oval office for multiple decades now and shows no signs of stopping

vyelkin posted:

Elliptical Dick posted:

He really puts the infant in infantino

harperdc posted:

Copa Del Rey Mysterio is a very good potential username, amazing.

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Lol that owns

paddyboat posted:

happy kepa day to those who celebrate

https://twitter.com/hltco/status/1629138933723299841?s=46&t=wAtPgeqcQhTAA4jRh5-2tQ

Thanks Ants posted:

I'm afraid we are going to have to relegate them all to keep the honour of the Premier League intact

blue footed boobie posted:

Apparently the accusers were a group of women who attended parties at his house and one was filmed having “enthusiastic” sex on an occasion she claimed she was raped. They also apparently texted and left voicemails about their encounters with city players that were really inconsistent with being assaulted so it sounds as though this all very much fell apart.

But yeah he’ll be off to Saudi Arabia. Hope he gets some money for his retirement tbh.

ozmunkeh posted:

Concerning!

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1682002579482394624.html

vyelkin posted:

i hope manchester united football club are destroyed by a meteor

Dave Angel posted:

BBC are reporting that 11 (ELEVEN) members of the Spanish women team's coaching staff have resigned in protest, which would leave manager Jorge Vilda on his own.

vyelkin posted:

Well I'm convinced, destroy TikTok

monkeytennis posted:

Manager goes feral. Lmao.
https://x.com/nocontextfm1/status/1713488131331153938?s=61&t=kZzNggVAQVMbD6Gfx_cTFA

the sex ghost posted:

Lmao at all of this

Ungratek posted:

I now see why he gave a lot of his money to open schools

joepinetree posted:

I posted the picture in the funny football poo poo.

A lot of his fans are saying that the picture is misleading, he just has a puffy coat on. Which might even start to convince you, until you realize that he was in Rio, where it is summer.

vyelkin posted:

The opposite of a feral footballer, Jude Bellingham might get in trouble for calling Mason Greenwood a rapist during Real Madrid v Getafe

Dell_Zincht posted:

The bloke who played Boro's mascot, Roary the Lion during the first decade of the Riverside era turned out to be a paedophile.

So, there's that.