When Footballers Go Feral: big Tom givin a horse a handbeezy

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Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

This deserves to go in here

:nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUH40Mgr0N0

# ¿ Apr 30, 2012 15:06

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 23:47

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Not content with pissing his own money up the wall, owen's got rooney at it too

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/09/wayne-rooney-pippy-last-chester

# ¿ May 9, 2012 21:53

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

I suppose this should go here.

http://elpais.com/elpais/2013/02/06/inenglish/1360174143_583309.html

Real Sociedad made payments to notorious doping doctor Eufemiano Fuentes and had him on a �13,000 retainer

# ¿ Feb 14, 2013 22:06

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Cars are far more safe the bikes though. You could potentially walk away from a high speed smash in a super car but on a bike they'd be picking up bits of you for miles. The thing I don't get is that I thought they paid those horrible oval office agents 10% so they didn't have to trawl compare the market during international breaks.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2013 01:06

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

NinjaSteve posted:

You could at least have a front four of Ched Evans, van Persie, Remy and Nile Ranger, they'd score a lot between them

Johnny Evans and titus bramble as Center backs.

# ¿ May 15, 2013 14:30

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Guess this should go here

quote:

Uefa: New drug-testing plans and 10-match bans for racism

Uefa will retrospectively study 900 doping samples given since 2008 as it attempts to combat use of performance-enhancing drugs in European football. Though it will not lead to future punishments, the governing body intends to identify the scale of steroid use. Uefa will also carry out blood testing in more competitions from 2013-14, and consider using biological passports.

A proposal for 10-match European bans for players and officials found guilty of racism has also been ratified.For racist incidents involving spectators, a partial stadium closure for the first offence and a full stadium closure for a second, coupled with a fine of 50,000 euros (�42,800), will be applied.

The new measures were on the agenda at Uefa's executive committee meeting, held in London prior to Saturday's Champions League final between Borussia Dortmund and Bayern Munich. In February, Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger said he had asked Uefa several times to implement new drug-testing procedures. "When you have a doping control at Uefa, they do not take blood, they take only urine," the 63-year-old said. "I have asked many times [at Uefa meetings] in Geneva [for that to be changed]."

The World Anti-Doping Agency's president has also accused football of not doing enough to stop doping. Talking about the blood-boosting drug involved in the case of disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong, John Fahey, said: "I simply say this about football - they are not testing enough for EPO. They can do more and we encourage them to do more."

Previously, blood testing has only taken place at European Championships.

The extent of the use of performance-enhancing drugs in football was hinted at in the Operation Puerto case in Spain. While that investigation, which led to Eufemiano Fuentes being found guilty of running one of the world's largest sports doping rings, centred around cyclists, the Spanish doctor has boasted of a client list that extended into a number of other disciplines. It may never be known if that was the case, as the blood bags used to convict Fuentes have been ordered to be destroyed, a ruling Spain's anti-doping agency (AEA) plans to appeal.

Can't believe they are going to let people get away with having doped if an old test sample tests positive. Retroactive bans are a big part of deterring people from substance that don't yet have tests for them. Football's anti-doping regieme has long been a total joke especially when you have a doping doctor bragging that he had to turn down a serie A club because he had so much work in la liga and the response is to destroy the evidence (gently caress spain!).

# ¿ May 23, 2013 20:59

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

euroboy posted:

I know players who play amateur football in the fourth and fifth tiers of the regional football leagues in norway that regularly receives messages from mystery profiles on facebook and twitter promising them money to lose matches, concede a lot of goals, get sent off etc. It's unbelievable that it's even possible to bet on matches from these leagues.

Yeah I don't get how that's possible. Surely the gambling companies are sensible enough to realise that if more then �100 gets placed on a match like that it's dodgy as gently caress and they should suspend betting.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2013 13:48

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Spot fixing is almost certainly happening in the premier league most weeks. Even high paid stars are going to be take part when it's basically no risk to get a yellow or concede a free kick at a certain point in the match.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2013 18:37

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:

If she wasn't in blackface she would just be a nun, and then religious nutjobs would be angry at her instead. Case of pick your poison really.

They aren't even remotely similar, this post is insane.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2014 22:48

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Would you say David James's financial situation is a calamity?

# ¿ May 17, 2014 08:47

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

I've just discovered a documentary on this subject i've been meaning to watch is now on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okFEZCgE5ag

# ¿ May 19, 2014 19:08

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Kurtofan posted:

The Irishman without rules has a nice ring to it.

Good tag line for a B-movie

# ¿ Jun 27, 2014 10:33

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

euroboy posted:

TRP legend David Ngog has gone AWOL.

http://touch.metronews.fr/sport/mais-ou-est-david-ngog-le-stade-de-reims-ne-sait-pas/mniz!I8FL8JQ7mI9CM/

Has gyan been seen in france recently?

# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 13:10

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

In my day you could post pictures of a girl getting roasted and your boss would email you to thank you about it.

What are these forums coming too?

# ¿ Oct 24, 2014 11:46

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Pat Mustard posted:

David James in bad-at-saving shocker.

lol

# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 13:19

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Bland posted:

I'm sure he's guilty anyway though. The dirty evil nonce bastard.

What if they were in love?

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 12:36

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

pointsofdata posted:

HCM is a real thing too and is common even in athletes who don't dope. I think its the most common reason for non accidental death in atheletes, but those stats might be fudged by dopers getting passed off as people with hcm

Yeah except footballers aren't nearly fit enough for that to be the issue

# ¿ May 1, 2015 17:21

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

For all the poo poo cycling gets the biggest doping doctor of the 00's had to turn down work because he was so busy with football teams and a certain tennis player.

# ¿ May 1, 2015 22:34

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

serious gaylord posted:

Saudi Arabian FA calls for international refs to officiate this derby because its so over the top. Scottish FA send a team who proceed to give out 8 yellow cards and 3 red cards in the match, one of which results in the player girly butting the ref.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr0ErURtvos

The refs from Motherwell mate. You need to do better than that to even make him flinch.

Lmao the lads clearly used to his servants cowering in front of him.

Death to the middle east and all who reside in her

# ¿ May 12, 2015 22:05

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

stickyfngrdboy posted:

don't be daft it was a shoulder charge, he didn't mean to kill the kid.

the prosecution calls our first expert witness, Sir Alex Ferguson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkuBvL0rCSA

# ¿ May 14, 2015 18:45

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Byolante posted:

you are right, an idiot diving through the air at a stationary player is the one doing the sensible thing.

Lmao you are outr� level insane

# ¿ May 15, 2015 16:17

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

sassassin posted:

Some Swansea players out for a few drinks last night.

Just because they play for your team that is no excuse for what they did to you

# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 11:20

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

The number of boats coming across the bristol channel is starting to get out of hand, the navy need to start doing something

# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 14:19

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/nov/10/arsene-wenger-football-doping-arsenal

Wenger again says that football also has a doping problem. Arsenal are the only clean team. Moral champions 1996-current

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 00:00

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

So apparently the mauritanian president got bored during a 1-1 game and in the 63rd minute ordered some penos

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/dec/01/mauritania-president-super-cup-orders-penalties-63rd-minute

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 18:09

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

wrong thread

# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 21:57

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

What sort of name is chedwyn?

# ¿ Apr 21, 2016 10:53

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Monkey Dust got footballers so right

# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 19:25

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Just put him down already

# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 22:16

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

100% record, englands greatest ever manager

# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 19:22

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

blue footed boobie posted:

I'm not really getting what Jimmy was supposed to have done.

yeah 50 grand to go speak in the far east and he'll sign player if theyre good?

# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 23:01

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

julian assflange posted:

I thought this as well but then I know gently caress all about the case besides that

She went to the hotel willingly with the friend although while drunk. Ched turned up later and went into the room to have sex with her then left via a fire escape which is why the friend didn't get convicted

# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 16:52

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Wrong thread

Loving Africa Chaps fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Nov 11, 2016

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 19:51

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Jose posted:

top of the league

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/2016/11/24/newcastle-united-top-list-football-banning-orders-wolves-plymouth/

There's a forums poster on that list

# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 14:59

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Woodenlung posted:

lmao

# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 00:06

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

trem_two posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/ed_aarons/status/814136673994936320

lmao

# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 17:13

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Soulex posted:

What!?

WADA infusions over 50ml without a TUE are considered doping violation and the drip whores do litre bags of fluid + vitamins

# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 07:26

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Soulex posted:

I mean is it the process of getting the IV to begin with or just any type of intravenous infusion? I really don't give a gently caress but for them to be like "oh yeah, you have to ask us to get a saline drip." Would be pretty bullshit level of "this is where we have to go because people are goddamn pedantic and will say we never told them they couldn't do drugs on their own."

Also 50ml is super loving small. The drip chamber is that.

Any type of IV infusion, you don't have to ask WADA directly but a doctor needs to file a TUE with them.

50ml is not that small. Most medications if needed to be given can be diluted in 10-20 ml if needed.

A drip chamber is about 3 ml not 50 and there's generally only 1ml in there in normal use with 4ml deadspace in the line.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 07:38

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

You don't need an IV for normal recovery, there's an increasing body of evidence in medicine that IV fluids are harmful if given inappropriately.

The reason they are so up tight about IV meds is it becomes a slippery slope. Once you are shooting up whatever bullshit vitamin concoction your quack doctor has come up with every day it's much easier to slip into full on doping. It also makes it much easier to police because vast quantities of IV equipment at your team camp us now much more suspicious

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 23:47

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Ninpo posted:

For the unenlightened, what is a TUE aside from the day before we piss on Wazza?

Sorry it's therapeutic use exemption so you have a doctors note for why you're using something that's otherwise banned.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 12:05

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