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Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

chuggo is BACK posted:

someone find the gif of hodgson giving himself a cupcake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNJ6qITQts0

I think thats it

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Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Cool, let's turn this forum into whiny TFF over a news story that has nothing to do with football. I guess if they'd found a guitar in the killer's house this would have been posted over in the music forum

The only thing that can stop a bad ultra with a street sign is a good ultra with a street sign. imo clubs should start distributing right of way markers to all capos and season ticket holders

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Jose posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jul/16/football-league-investigates-nottingham-forest-takeover-bid-banned-tycoon

Because he's only banned as part of his bail conditions he might be able to buy nottingham forest lol



This is amazing, its like Forrest said 'We see your fuckup county and raise you an omnishambles'

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Kinda surprised Stoke isn't on the list. The club did aggressively try to prune away N40 members from the games though, seems to have worked.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I am not a lawyer but the general idea in contracts is you can't make a binding contract for a illegal act that is enforceable. Another interesting thing I would be curious to know the answer of is whether the right to report a crime would fall under natural justice and thus trump anything in common law or a contract.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Jose posted:

55 clubs have been involved now in the scandal

How many of the clubs are directly implicated vs being affiliated with youth programs that were doing abuse? Last I heard a lot of Staffordshire teams were implicated through a specific youth program that hired the guy from Crewe.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

serious gaylord posted:

Well thats any club who went ahead with that scheme hosed then isn't it.

Also the FA if they didn't notify the police or the Met if they did.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Maybe its something that runs in his family, remember his brother lied about being a used car salesman to pick up ladies

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Soulex posted:

I think being nomadic tends to help too.

Either or Berisha is an OK dude who didn't deserve that poo poo.

I'm assuming here. I fully believe he wears track suits from a fake Adidas or whatever. And can do the soviet squat.

Berisha once tried to have a fight with an opposition player in the carpark after the game.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Fat Lowtax posted:

Isn't that how you get a contract in the A-League?

Our contracts are actually a special type of work visa only open to people fleeing warcrimes warrants from eastern europe

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Soulex posted:

Thanks for this. I always wondered why those leagues weren't bigger. AFL seemed immensely more popular than A-league (I still need to watch a game because I have heard it is pretty much fighting with a ball) when I was in Brisbane. An Aussie actually made a deadline day transfer to Inter which shocked literally everybody.

AFL, Rugby League, Rugby Union and Cricket all pay more and draw larger crowds than Football in Australia so unless you have some cultural reason to prefer football you would never consider it for a first choice. The professional and well done league is also very new relatively to other countries, before then it was dumb poo poo with no worthwhile tv deal or money.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Corrode posted:

Aren't most Aussie clubs originally founded by eastern European migrants?

I used 'cultural reasons' as a nice way of saying wogs and serbs

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Shroud posted:

I still love this Wenger quote from 2004:

"We have had some players come to us at Arsenal from other clubs abroad and their red blood cell count has been abnormally high," he said. "That kind of thing makes you wonder."

Red Meat, tomato sauce and milk Wenger

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Blue Star Error posted:

Anthony Stokes has to pay Elvis Man 230k euros. Thats an expensive headbutt.

Did the headbutt leave him all shook up?

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
So Sandro Rossell is in police custody for money laundering

http://www.elmundo.es/cataluna/2017/05/23/59233d53268e3e01168b45dd.html

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

St Evan Echoes posted:

And as of that tweet last week he can't take the Harry defence either

Is his dog still alive?

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Ninpo posted:

Fuckin expensive trainset

It requires a very large train set to help Enke with his problems

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Ninpo posted:

We're idiots, a framework would be more Gary Speed's area

I don't think the Messi Foundation would cope well with somebody who just won't stop hanging around

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Xabi posted:

Steven Caulker at Liverpool: waking up in the middle of the night throwing up.


https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jun/29/steven-caulker-mental-illness-addictions-gambling-drinking-qpr

Let's hope he gets the help he obviously needs (IMO).

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
dishonorable discharge

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Healbot posted:

Even with these softball questions Sonda comes off as slimeball lmao

Everyone involved sounds like a slimeball, but the barca people worse than the rest

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Tortilla Maker posted:

No telling what this guy is up to but just hasn't been disclosed:



Think about this Bonnie and Clyde pairing

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

GutBomb posted:

If you're training to hard inflammation occurs then I don't really see what's wrong with treating it.

I don't even see what's wrong with doping really. If they just let everyone do it the playing field would be even. Baseball hasn't been as good as it was in the 90s where everyone was doping.

Kick rules out of football.

I know Americans are terminally retarded about doping but you should probably investigate what happens to people who dope heavily for a long time and how different people have different boosts from doping.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Blue Star Error posted:

Have clubs hire doctors for their rivals

I can only imagine the club that got their doctors hired by Arsenal would end up with Michelle Ferrari and his team after Arsenal use their usual medical competence to try and sabotage the recipients

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

JFairfax posted:

Arsenal would end up with Dr Mengele.

and it would be an improvement

They would get the dodgy looking dude in the locker room at Jon Jones' power lifting gym

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

BrigadierSensible posted:

Does the "Therapeutic Medical Exception" cover the IV drip/escort service that Nasri was busted for using?

No because he would have needed to get the TUE before he got the rub and tug

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/xavi-wins-1-million-qatar-riyals-lottery

quote:

Reacting to the prize that definitely isn't a marketing ploy with quotes that are definitely from him, the midfielder said: “Winning the cash prize was an unexpected but welcome surprise.
"I'd opened my account with Doha Bank on December 5, 2016, as I had taken interest in the Al Dana programme after hearing about how Doha Bank encourages their customers to save money, and get a chance to become millionaires as well as the opportunity to win other cash prizes.
"I started to invest with the Al Dana Savings programme, aiming to win the QAR 1 million."

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

lolllll imagine being a literal centimillionaire and driving yourself around drunk in a VW beetle just imagine

Living the dream

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Seems like an extremely successful and well liked coach had his career ruined by spurious claims by a SJW, this is trumps america!

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
NEYMAR could force PSG to sell Edinson Cavani to Real Madrid, after their penalty row, according to reports in Spain.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
What criminal enterprise will Juventus not get involved in?

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Imagine the dark post gender equality future when fat geordies are thrown in jail for refusing to put on a shirt at newcastle matches

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Vagabundo posted:

There's a difference between how Portugal, Spain, Croatia or Japan went about things, and how Equatorial Guinea went about it.

Feel free to highlight cases where the Portuguese, Spaniards, Croats and Japanese fielded Brazilian players with forged documents to fast track them into the national set-up.

Most of the Gulf countries have done this tho

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Bacon Terrorist, if Oyston sues you for outing him as a notorious seaside pervert I will gift you a copy of the new wolfenstein game

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Strawman posted:

What do you do when someone takes a photo of you getting blown then, smartarse? :colbert:

Chase them down the street and repeatedly punch them in the head

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

brocked posted:

He means his check didn't bounce

Coincidentally the entry requirement for his rogue paramilitary involving european UN peace keepers

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Glad that Messi set up a charity with the sole intent of laundering drug money but never got punished

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Kurtofan posted:

every thing you post may be held against ypu in a court of law

You are probably joking but that's actually what it means. Its anything from neonazi ranting to posting song lyrics on instagram

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Bea Nanner posted:

i thought shaqira played for liverpool

Should have never left Stoke imo

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Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

The best part of that is its not even the first time he has gotten busted for lying about his age at a football match

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