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Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Hey you wouldn't make fun of someone for being close to their dog, leave him alone.

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Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




He was always on the take from agents, dunno why the FA would be surprised.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Did anyone used to watch Dream Team on Sky One, that drama about a fake football team wearing purple?

Well anyway in that the players were basically incapable of having sex by themselves, their first thought when they pulled was to call their teammates to hide and secretly watch them or to have them join in, often in the club locker rooms.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




No way. Why would Ronaldo do this. Messi is the one carrying his printer over to a girl's house.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




What if you faked a kid's age, pumped him full of HGH from a young age, and brainwashed him into a kind of football autism?

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




A flare up the bum is quite ergonomic really, but a machete, loving hell.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014






https://www.theguardian.com/football/2010/feb/11/adam-johnson-manchester-city

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014





lmao surely that's not just a fine, put him in jail for a few months at least, think of the sentence a normal guy would get.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




sticksy posted:

I would just like to recognize and thank you for this, it made me lol

Liam Neeson is the wrong guy to compare Maguire to, this is more like when Del Boy got arrested in Spain and he tries bribing them.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Giggs is a psychopath.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




I did wonder who that multiview porn is marketed at.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




TheRat posted:

Speaking of rascals, Brann player Kristoffer Barmen just got fired for the previously talked about sex-party at the stadium. Co-conspirator Mikkel Andressen terminated his own contract.

28 years old and on £1,000 a week according to salary sport, he'll get into pimping and dealing coke full time probably.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Fans set off fireworks outside hotels where the away team is staying, meanwhile the players are all completely knocked out on benzos.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




The police say they won't be investigating, and West Ham going to deal with it "internally", so he's basically gotten away with it.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




EC10 posted:

the tweet states "a fight which started with a man hitting his mother at a night club" and then the video clearly shows his mother initiating the first physical aggression. weird.

also lol that phil fodens mum looks like you could look her up in titty loving videos on pornhub


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It's always just stuff you read on Twitter and then posted here. You're the most efficient poster.

Brendan Rodgers fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Feb 20, 2022

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Almost like it was meant to let us know what's in the video without watching it ourselves.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Jel Shaker posted:

wouldn’t the profit on this be like a months salary for one of these guys

The cut from selling 4000 kilos of coke would probably be a bit bigger than a Spartak Moscow or Ajax salary.

If it's a family thing it's not just going to be about money though.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




FullLeatherJacket posted:

Yeah, that's something like £300m worth of coke, you're not getting that sort of money as a footballer unless you get signed by Barca after one good season in the Bundesliga

A lot of people to pay up and down the chain but yeah, it's gonna be a lot, especially when this was just one of the shipments. 4000 kilos is like, crime lord level.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Jose posted:

this does explain why he was willing to murder his cousin

Imagine how many smaller distributors and dealers it would take to sell a shipment of 4 million grams of coke, when users buy 1-7 grams at a time, and also the chain of logistics that got that shipment to Holland. I bet he's involved in some really nasty stuff that we'll never hear about.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014





People do say the best education you'll get is by travelling.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




sassassin posted:

Partey's in Germany right now so it wasn't him.

Xhaka's dad says he on holiday too. These libel laws are so dumb.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




https://twitter.com/ChrisWheatley_/status/1544335682117722113

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Probably a private settlement and an NDA.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




trem_two posted:

why are so many poems being entered as evidence idgi

Don't know what's going on with this one, but the first poem was relevant imo, since this part shows controlling behaviour (to keep tabs is to know where someone is and what they are doing):

"That stomach those abs

Those pictures you send so I can keep tabs"

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Dudley posted:

"If it's in the game, it's in the game" my arse.

Motorsport Manager on Steam lets you purposefully cheat on your car parts and specs, and the more you cheat the more chance you have of being caught in inspections. But it's possible to cheat a lot and never get caught.

Football games should let you bet and dope as a minigame.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




The best amateurs are always really incomplete. There are amateurs that can do a few skills but they make the wrong decision every time and can't run for long. They can be extremely frustrating to play with but can rinse other amateurs.

Then there are amateurs that are really athletic but never properly played football in the past, cross country runners etc they can rinse other amateurs too.

Both groups tend to think they're good until they come across someone who actually is.

Brendan Rodgers fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Jun 3, 2023

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




joepinetree posted:

Neymar is being the piece of poo poo he's always been. He decided to create an artificial lagoon in his mansion in Brazil by diverting a river that went by nearby. When the local city sent people to stop the construction, he threw a party and people would take selfies with the "embargoed" sign. His money isn't in Brazil, so his plan seems to be incur millions in fines, fight for decades over the state taking over the property for unpaid fines, while hoping that his celebrity sways voters to get people in charge who will forgive him.

Guilty of Ecocide.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




That kind of testosterone use for recovery in the quiet periods of a career is probably much more common than we think, he just got unlucky in being caught.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

When I first saw this story, I thought it was a player doing the punching. The president coming down all the way from the box is something else

Vince McMahon but real. Legend.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Thanks Ants posted:

Yup, same as all the “legal name” stuff

I found out about that when one day the huge billboard opposite my flat had a new post about how "it's illegal to use a legal name". :confused:

Brendan Rodgers fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Apr 17, 2024

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Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Torres got away with it.

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