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Note that Mutu was suspended last year while playing for Fiorentina for failing a drug test. Initially it was a year but it was reduced to six months. After that was over he was banned from the Romanian national team for drinking (I think) and then suspended by Fiorentina for not showing up to January training. They eventually let him play again after a month or so (they needed a striker!) but ended up letting him go to Cesena for a paltry sum or for free, Im not sure. Rest assured he's not done loving up his life yet.
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Lot 49 posted:Mutu doesn't just fail drug tests. He also beat up a waiter while he was at Fiorentina because he didn't fancy paying the bill. Haha, poo poo I forgot about that. What a psycho.
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We've been talking about this in the Serie A thread, here's the goal that Masiello admitted to scoring on purpose: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMd6yaJ27tg Once you know he's doing it intentionally it becomes really obvious.
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sircozzie posted:Man that stadium is empty... Bari were already relegated and it was at the end of the season; neither team had anything play for. Except for money anyway!
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Mickolution posted:Wasn't it built for the 1990 World Cup when they never had a chance of getting a crowd on a regular basis? Pretty much, although there are plenty of people in Bari! It's a nice stadium other than the track, shame it's never full.
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Apr 4, 2012 12:32
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Mickolution posted:Were they out of the top flight for a while? I remember reading a bit about it when Ireland played there a couple of years ago. I remember the tickets for that game were really cheap and there were loads of away fans. There were companies doing trips to the game for around €120 or something. They are right now and were for a long while before their most recent stint in Serie A.
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Apr 4, 2012 16:04
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This is in Italian, but apparently Ronaldinho showed up hungover as hell to practice, hiding behind his body guards and asking to play separately because of "muscle aches". Flamengo's manager said in a press conference that he's "sick" of Ronaldinho already, despite him being the captain.
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May 18, 2012 16:29
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I couldn't find this in English, but lol Quaresma arrested for assaulting a police officer. Apprently Quaresma was going to a court in Lisbon to testify at a theft trial where he was the plaintiff. While in the courthouse he was told that a woman had just robbed his mother of her watch, and he ran out of the courtroom to chase the person down. A police officer saw him and rather than calming down and explaining things, he just attempted to beat up the police officer and continue his chase. Quaresma is Quaresma, I guess.
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Nov 15, 2012 22:21
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"Aggravated Pimping" is a hilarious term.
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Bendtner arrested for driving drunk in Copenhagen when the cops caught him driving in the wrong direction. http://www.football-italia.net/31428/bendtner-arrested-dui
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The Danish FA has suspended Bendtner until September: http://www.football-italia.net/31477/bendtner-banned-denmark Not that that's a very harsh punishment considering he's out injured for the rest of the season at least.
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So Mauro Zarate has been frozen out of the Lazio squad for almost the whole season. Now that Klose is out injured, Kozak can only score in the Europa League and Floccari ran out of goals, it seems like a good time to give him a shot. Unfortunately, Zarate informed the club that he wouldn't be able to go to training this week as he had some medical issues and he provided a note from his doctors. Unfortunately for him, a Lazio fan vacationing in Maldives spotted him there and promptly called a Rome radio station and told them everything he saw. The club isn't sure who to believe but he's supposed to be back in training today (Thursday) so I guess the truth will have to come out. If it's true I kind of feel bad for him. He may be a whiny little poo poo but he's still a decent player and he's stuck with a team and management that hates him. I'd wanna go on vacation too.
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the sex ghost posted:I'm still surprised clubs let footballers buy supercars and poo poo. Some players have it written in their contracts that they can't ride motorbikes because of the risk of injury but it's cool to zip around in a ferrari at 100mph. If I were in charge of a football club I'd order a fleet of Volvos in the club colours for the players to get around in. Safe, economical and practical. Juve have those horrible Jeeps that they all drive. I mean they all have their other monster rides too, but it's rare to see them in those.
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The poo man has struck again as Napoli's locker room has been hosed up, with someone leaving a poo on the floor. When will the madness stop?
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I think it was Zeman that gave an interview a few months ago talking about how ridiculously rampant doping in Serie A was (and is). Apparently it goes all the way back to Inter in the 60's.
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I wonder how many roids it would take to make Pato functional.
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tbp posted:I liked how Zlatan said they all got drunk on the bus back from Juventus matches It's good to know that what you do on your high school team carries over to professional sports.
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Jul 18, 2013 18:35
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Olewithmilk posted:Leon Knight went to London to battle a Twitter troll: reminder that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Qv_p0ILWc
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pdog posted:Not footballers technically, but: Hm this must mean that all English fans are like this, better ban the whole lot.
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serious gaylord posted:Imagine the level he has to be at for an Italian Man to be calling him a womaniser. It must rule to hang out with him For what it's worth, he's a huge fan favorite and Palermo supporters love him. The author of popular Italian comic Dylan Dog even drew him in to a published comic book. Zamparini is a known insane man so it's quite possible he's lying just to get rid of him, but it's equally possible that he's telling the truth. Either way I was really excited to see him in Serie A next year so this is disappointing.
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Total Meatlove posted:This is Kyle Lafferty still right? Yes! It was Serie B though, lets not get carried away. I was more interested in seeing him for commentators screaming "Lahf-ehr-teeeee!!" and the novelty of a gangly brit in the league than for his footballing talents.
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Here's a bizarre tribute video http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1b4at4_kyle-lafferty-il-dylan-dog-del-palermo-hd-720p_sport You can see the quality of defenders he was facing, also his celebrations are pretty funny
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Taff posted:Now I'm wondering how often Jozy would score in Italy (on and off the pitch) He'd get a few in Serie B for sure. He'd probably score on Milan in Serie A which would be great because then I could kill myself.
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Robinho has been accused of sexually assaulting an 18 year old http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...r-in-Milan.html A judge threw it out earlier but it looks like the prosecution is still trying.
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Charlotte Hornets posted:What's out of court settlements like in Italy? brown envelope in a nice restaurant
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Oct 22, 2014 16:45
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Bovril Delight posted:Is the humble thing still bannable Not as of right now but post it some more, maybe it will be.
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Oct 23, 2014 22:39
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Pat Mustard posted:David James in bad-at-saving shocker. 
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dex_sda posted:All I want to know is how does a drunk dude picking up a drunk bird end up being a gangrape with two people watching from behind the window Lad culture
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Tsaedje posted:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32217880 This is what happens when you live in Liverpool, Napoli, Palermo and Sunderland over the course of a few years.
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The actual comment is funnier. The guy who said it is the president of Serie D, the top amateur league in Italy. It was during an official meeting of all the leagues and someone brought up budgeting for women's football to which he responded that the leagues needed to "stop wasting money on those four lesbians".
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Troy Queef posted:I think we need to file this to soulex_autocorrect.txt
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Masonity posted:You'll get to watch too? Is it bring your child to work day?
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I can only find this in Italian but apparently Pablo Armero was found with two prostitutes in his house by his wife. who proceeded to beat him with a bat http://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/13-10-2015/armero-preso-bastonate-moglie-sorpreso-casa-due-prostitute-130484547051.shtml (Italian) The neighbors heard a bunch of yelling and screaming so they called the police.
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Hegay posted:More like 39 fuckin hell
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dex_sda posted:as a manager, I wouldn't put him there already. I mean it's one thing to be disliked in the locker room, other players can just ignore you and go about their work. But it's another to be a person unworthy of trust. Imo I wouldn't put him in there because he's poo poo.
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trem_two posted:phwoar push that out, what a son Lmao
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Paddyb posted:Tek a poo, son
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Weaponized Cum posted:happy international women's day to you too Hahaha
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Pat Mustard posted:That'll probably describe how Johnson will feel after meeting his cellmate. Rack em
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I'm unironically glad the Cellino family is trolling additional nations and leagues. What a treasure.
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