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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Did Mr David Ngog turn up? I'm worried :(

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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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He'll never recover from that.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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I hope Pissflaps's wife doesn't check his browsing history.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
That's a proper Tenerife holiday if ever I saw one.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Paddyb posted:

Darren Gibson hit a cyclist AND a gas station pump while drunk driving in a £125k car. Way to go big, dude.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/darron-gibson-charged-drink-driving-9883312
Scum, sub-human scum.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Neck tattoos are mental, you are correct.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Legal action? Salty.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Could it be that the girlfriend is using a strapon on him in the video?*

*based on some Google search terms I stumbled upon the other day

Edit: on a borrowed computer

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
It should be at least 15 years IMO.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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JFairfax posted:

The fact is: Johnson is a convicted pedophile.
That's class journalism.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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You could say that the fart, it is coming home.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
He's gone full Jim Lahey and The Sun is still The Sun.

Xabi fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Jul 13, 2016

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Disgusting!

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-mystery-man-who-8860277

A foot like a traction engine, a penis like a... cordless drill.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
I had totally forgot about Darth Sidious.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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Just popping in to say: Get hosed, Sam.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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blue footed boobie posted:

It's shady as hell but it's all very loose and he's not committing to anything but a speech. It won't stick.
If it doesn't stick, they must acquit (IMO).

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
It's not a lie if you believe it.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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That "nurse" isn't even good looking. Having said that, I enjoyed the twitter entertainment.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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I can't tell those women apart. They all have that retarded restylane look.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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Yeah, that sounds legit.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Joke country IMO.

If any Saudis are reading this: Please don't pay someone to terrorise me.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Steven Caulker at Liverpool: waking up in the middle of the night throwing up.

quote:

He contemplated killing himself in his darkest moments with his path one of self-destruction. Attempts at escapism cost him hundreds of thousands of pounds, wages frittered away in casinos. Then came the drinking aimed at numbing the pain. The 25-year-old finds himself recalling the times spent in custody watching CCTV footage of his misdemeanours, his lawyer at his side, and not recognising the vile person on the screen.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jun/29/steven-caulker-mental-illness-addictions-gambling-drinking-qpr

Let's hope he gets the help he obviously needs (IMO).

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Tell us more about your research. I've not taken a stance yet.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
We've all been there tbf.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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Lenin Riefenstahl posted:

Which premier league footballer offered you 500 quid for a shag?

Mods

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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monkeytennis posted:

From that article:

Lazio fans have a history of racist and antisemitic behaviour, including a Lazio banner in the city derby nearly 20 years ago aimed at Roma supporters that read: “Auschwitz Is Your Homeland; The Ovens Are Your Homes.”

:captainpop:

bit harsh IMO

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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Gigi Galli posted:

Evra is banned from European competition until 2018 and Marseille has supposedly terminated his contract after the fan kicking incident

https://www.football-italia.net/112617/evra-given-seven-month-ban

I imagine he'll just retire.
I'm glad.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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https://twitter.com/Ono_Ovien/status/960609380696813569

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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Bogan Krkic posted:

any and all drug users should be put in prison for life
I believe The Philippines have found a solution.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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julian assflange posted:

Do any sports people actually write their autobiography?
Obviously not but the least likely would be Pennant #noracism

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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Bape Culture posted:

e may be a ow you say, rapist, but he a kick a the ball so good *chef kiss*

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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Bacon Terrorist posted:

Bendtner sentenced to 50 days in Danish prison for assualting a taxi driver.
How the mighty lord has fallen.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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Sounds like a fun night with the lads TBF. I can’t imagine nice guy Jerzy do anything wrong though.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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jesus WEP posted:

guillotine all buyers and sellers of edible gold imho

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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He also uses metal in his non-stick pans. A proper idiot.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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PC gone mad.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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Weaponized Cum posted:

Lovren suspended for 1 game by UEFA for calling Ramos/Spain a pussy and bragging about elbowing the guy. He needs a handler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oOvvZKEOr8

How dare they, he’s one of the best in the world FFS. Also, anyone who wants to hurt Ramos should be allowed to do so.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Just realised (again) that he’s a Chelsea player. A great move.

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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

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pik_d posted:

Seems morbidly fitting to post this here, apparently Reyes' car crash was due to him speeding and losing a tire. He killed one of his cousins and injured another.

https://www.mundodeportivo.com/futbol/sevilla/20190602/462625074372/el-coche-de-reyes-iba-a-237-kmshora.html
I'm sorry, but what an idiot.

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