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Any fans in here of the godawful evil-hacker flick .com for Murder? Guest starring Roger Daltrey and Huey Lewis!!
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2013 23:01 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:56 |
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drat, I went to Netflix to see if Parents was still streaming only to discover it has disappeared from Netflix entirely
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 07:43 |
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DangerDummy! posted:Also, anyone in the mood for a weird, off putting horror/thriller should watch The Baby. It's real different. Seconding this. Such a memorably hosed-up old movie.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 14:25 |
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The most ironic thing about Detention is that the quietest, slowest performance in the film comes from Dane Cook.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2014 08:43 |
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Oh my god, it's by the director of Torque. Suddenly it all makes sense.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2014 13:55 |
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A Simple Plan
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 14:43 |
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Skywalker OG posted:The Comedy is probably the most uncomfortable movie, but I love it. The Comedy will make you want to curl up and loving die, highly recommended.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2014 11:50 |
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For me they key to Detention was catching on that it doesn't give you time to laugh so you shouldn't bother, and keeping the faith that nothing is just throwaway detail, it all comes back eventually.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2014 06:22 |
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The Sacrament loving sucks because it pretends like it's going to have something valuable to say about Jonestown before instead writing off Jones's victims as dangerous lost causes and devolving into "Don't you hope these poor, brave Vice journalists make it out alright?"
The Time Dissolver fucked around with this message at 12:20 on Sep 21, 2014 |
# ¿ Sep 21, 2014 12:11 |
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I need to try to watch Red Riding again now that subtitles are presumably an option.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 02:19 |
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Snowpiercer isn't a meaningful depiction of class struggle because its underclass by and large doesn't labor, HTH. (e: cleared up phrasing) The Time Dissolver fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Nov 3, 2014 |
# ¿ Nov 3, 2014 18:14 |
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Science fiction is a club that Metropolis, Fahrenheit 451, Rendezvous with Rama, The Time Machine and The Matrix all have enough in common to be in together but Star Wars can't for reasons
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 04:42 |
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:Everybody knows the perfect film is The Lion King. Tell me one loving thing wrong with that movie. It's really racist.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 05:59 |
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...of SCIENCE! posted:Also the real-life dude got out of jail because of extra attention the movie drew to his case and now he lives in Richard Linklater’s garage apartment. I want a sitcom theme song based on this premise and I want it yesterday.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 00:44 |
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Shoot 'Em Up had a surprisingly engaging plot for something constantly winking at you about its shamelessness.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 11:14 |
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sout posted:I think a lot of people's awareness of Ghostbusters comes from the song. I think I was in my teens before I even knew there was a movie. I just thought it was a kickass song about busting ghosts, and when I found out it was from a movie I thought for the first time maybe that was kind of a weird subject to just write a song about.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2014 22:49 |
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Zwabu posted:Holy poo poo everyone watch Phase IV. I'd seen this as a kid in theaters and remember being blown away and disturbed by it but I pretty much forgot everything about it since then. Essental viewing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beLpsWaUDNk (mild )
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 06:35 |
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NeoSeeker posted:Another movie I consider the last of this trio would be Red Planet. Stupid deaths and disaster all within around the same half a decade. The fuckin tornado scene had me in stitches. Apparently all grip upon you is lost in a tornado when your libs are ripped off. Then I guess the wind doesn't give a poo poo about you anymore. Are you sure that wasn't Mission to Mars? Or is there more than one movie where a Martian tornado rips a guy's limbs off?
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 01:30 |
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I'm only now noticing that the second and third seasons of Small Town Security are up. Are they as fantastic as the first?
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 17:27 |
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Spoils of Babylon is alright, it's kind of like an American Darkplace. Though it did make me realize I don't think Will Ferrell is funny really at all.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 17:56 |
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The people trying to get you to watch Star Wars out of order are the loving worst. You can cram your fanedits too, changing the movie to something marginally better so you can fanboy about it all the more unrestrainedly.
The Time Dissolver fucked around with this message at 13:26 on Feb 2, 2015 |
# ¿ Feb 2, 2015 13:21 |
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For fifteen years there were three Star Wars movies and for fifteen years even huge nerdlingers were happy as pigs in poo poo with that being the undisputed, inviolate core of the media empire but now there's eight more hours of pompous, soulless bullshit about as meaningful as a crossword puzzle and they act like the Star Wars experience is and always has been woefully incomplete without it. gently caress. Production order, period, done.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2015 14:05 |
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The Vosgian Beast posted:Wait, are you implying nerds like the Star Wars Prequels? Very few any more will slobber over them like they did on release, but lots of fans think the prequels are an illuminating, necessary complement to the trilogy and vice versa, and that the real-world circumstances that resulted in each series of films are beneath consideration. What happens is people who wish the prequels were better try to achieve it by dogmatically tying the prequels to the trilogy, like the quality will rub off. It usually comes up when someone says something like "My buddy has never seen anything Star Wars! We're gonna watch all six of 'em together!" Which is fine but then you get very Star Wars-knowledgeable people saying things like "Watch the prequels first!" or my favorite "Watch Episode I, then New Hope and Empire, then Episodes II and III, then Jedi!" So even an ideal guinea pig who's a tabula rasa on the subject of Star Wars is going to end up confused and unengaged getting yanked the wrong way across the vast gulf in aesthetics and cultural influence that exists between these two series of films.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2015 15:31 |
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stickyfngrdboy posted:phooey, these stories are not enough plots and the characters need traits more. thats the only things you can like in the movies
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2015 16:28 |
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e: all joking aside, I'd love to hear your no doubt parochial-as-hell take on where the line is between substance and craftsmanship. The Time Dissolver fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Feb 2, 2015 |
# ¿ Feb 2, 2015 18:05 |
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Boy, that film's production design and music were so wonderful, but the story was pretty rote. And the acting was so unrealistic! What was it called again? "The Umbrellas of Cherbourg"? Meh. Reminded me of Star Wars. Ugh, I can't stand Chuck Jones cartoons. It seems like that guy's only tricks are impeccable comic timing, hilarious facial expressions, and expressing his characters' states of mind through stylized backgrounds. The Time Dissolver fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Feb 2, 2015 |
# ¿ Feb 2, 2015 18:17 |
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Holy Motors is loving fantastic in every possible way but the Netflix version is bullshit because they blurred a boner.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2015 17:11 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:56 |
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The hell of it is that Holy Motors is exactly the kind of movie that would blur a boner out for artistic purposes, so the first time I saw it I didn't think, "Censorship!" I thought, "Fascinating. I can't tell if he's flaccid or erect." e: They can show erections, or at least they could a few years ago when I watched Antichrist on Instant. double edit: yeah, or it could be on the distributor's end. The Time Dissolver fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Feb 14, 2015 |
# ¿ Feb 14, 2015 17:33 |