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TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Hoping for a ~~Ben Stiller~~Lord English reveal.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2011 09:24

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# ¿ May 1, 2024 07:27

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Perhaps it is time to search for a new avatar.

I wanted it to be true...

# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 08:59

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Zoolooman posted:

The yard allows us to see both walls instead of having them smashed together. It also gives us a nice name for the mechanism used to bridge realities.

It would also send them out the second window at an angle. Not sure if that'll be significant, though.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2011 03:36

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Slime posted:

Gamzee has a whole bunch of powerful weapons in his Jokerkind specibus, and I don't think it's ever been explained how he got them.

His sylladex is full of wild cards.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2011 03:31

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

You ignorant fools. Shark Bites! What flavor were those white ones supposed to be, anyway?

They were the most delicious flavor is what they were.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2011 05:46

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Whoever guessed that J would use 2xPistolkind: :sbahj:

# ¿ Nov 11, 2011 10:31

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Well I guess that answers the question of what pace this act will take.

The fact that Grandpa is named "English" makes me a little uneasy, though... :ohdear:

# ¿ Nov 11, 2011 20:59

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Also, now I'm kind of thrown on how the guardians will be named. Jane and Jake are really similar to John and Jade, but they're also very similar to each other. Anyone got guesses for Bro and Mom? Dane and Lily, maybe?

e: Anyone know where the symbol on Jake's shirt is from?

# ¿ Nov 11, 2011 21:01

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Bro's color is orange, apparently. :psyduck:

# ¿ Nov 12, 2011 04:50

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Walliard posted:

This gets even better when you remember how Grandpa Jake died in the original timeline.

Or when you remember Jake's track record with dual-wielding pistols.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2011 22:55

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

That's......an awfully well-detailed robot you have there, Mr Strider. :stare:

# ¿ Nov 30, 2011 03:00

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

So it looks like Jake's house isn't buried in pumpkins due to the growth of the plant, but because his house collapsed into the jungle?

Or maybe Jake's been dead all along. :tinfoil:

e: Or I'm dumb and missed the fact that he's living in the ruins.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2011 04:21

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

There's no way to get the combo deal with doodles, like when PS1&2 came out. :negative:

# ¿ Dec 3, 2011 09:35

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Some observations:
- Question mark on Slick. He was at ground zero of Trollverse when it disintegrated, but I guess maybe we haven't seen the last of him?
- Sollux confirmed to be merely half-dead.
- Clover also listed as "?"
- I'm loving the green scribble over the red X over Dad.

e: ^^^^^^^ 4x E:F;B Combo :argh:

Serves me right for thinking over my post before replying. ^^^^^^^

e2: Doesn't the scratch mean that the universe frog's X should also be green-scribbled out?

TheRagamuffin fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Dec 9, 2011

# ¿ Dec 9, 2011 08:23

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=1+yard+%2F+c

Well, the man certainly makes sure his math is right.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2011 09:34

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Ubik posted:

CLOCKS DESTROYED: 1001/1002

I really hope he puts this gag to use again here.
In the fraction of a nanosecond in which Hussie goes to meddle in John's and Jade's affairs, a wounded Slick crawls in from offscreen to smash his timepiece...

# ¿ Dec 9, 2011 11:06

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Looks like the project wonderful banner ads are getting weird* again:

*-er than usual

# ¿ Dec 17, 2011 00:04

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Sweet Bruce and Hella Ben?

# ¿ Dec 22, 2011 08:16

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Couldn't Jack just jump through PM right now and murder the hell out of the remaining trolls and kids?

Not that I hope that happens, but still...

# ¿ Dec 24, 2011 02:30

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

What do you guys think the odds are that next time we see Brobot, it'll be banging its uranium heart on that rock there?

# ¿ Feb 21, 2012 05:27

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Ahahahahaha Maplehoof easter eggs are the best easter eggs.

e: ....Did Minihoof just say "Moo", or am I mishearing things?

TheRagamuffin fucked around with this message at 12:54 on Feb 26, 2012

# ¿ Feb 26, 2012 12:52

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

TOAST7312 posted:

If the next part isn't YOU'RE MAKING THIS HAPEN, I will ironically flip the proverbial table.

I really hope that "WERE MAKING THIS HAPEN" is the name of the fan music album.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2012 01:28

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

quote:

DAVE: you lost me at quadrant
DAVE: for future reference thats the word that always lets me know its time to check out of a sentence

Dave says what we're all thinking.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2012 03:55

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

The place Hussie was hiding Slick is the same place John and Jade are passing through, right? I wonder if English will have enough time to interfere with their trip.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2012 10:51

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Wrist Watch posted:

I know, but whether he was trolling or not it's still a valid point. Everything from about 1:26 of the video and on (or everything past Heir Conditioning) is actually kind of a nice catch, I wouldn't have known otherwise. Does it make the music any less fun to listen to? Hell no.

That entire first minute and a half of the video is pretty bullshit though, and he would have had a much better time getting his point across, trolling or not if he took it out. I mean, a song called "She's a Sp8der" having parallels to a song called "He's a Pirate" isn't all that unsurprising, and most people are okay with it as a homage. Hearing the other themes twisted and blended with themes from Homestuck is genuinely interesting, to me at least. I never would have caught the Chrono Trigger one for example.

After the first half of that video, I was really surprised that he didn't just include the entire Alterniabound album.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2012 06:15

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

SatansBestBuddy posted:

It's always interesting to see how Homestuck takes inspiration from Earthbound. Right down to how they compose their music.

http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/frog-forager

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYqDCPg7GPE

Full circle.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2012 06:42

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Bobulus posted:

The narrator said explicitly that Grandpa's timeline went like this:

- Landed in the home of Colonel Sassacre and the Batterwitch.
- Shot the Colonel with dual flintlocks.
- Raised, along with John's Nanna, by the Batterwitch.
- Ran off with the Colonel's dog to a live of adventure, took the name Harley.
- Became a billionare adventurer, inherited the Betty Crocker company.
- Investigated the destruction of his factory, where he found Jade's meteor.
- Took her back to his private island to raise as his own.
- Entered the medium somehow.
- Wasted time hunting various sburb enemies, stole a battleship, teamed up with Dad and Mom.
- Retrieved DreamJade's corpse, stuffed it.
- Presumably rode a meteor back to Earth, or otherwise somehow got back to Earth.
- Used his sburb-stolen tech to build a tower full of advanced gadgetry on his island. (Presumably built JadeBot at this point, knowing that eventually Jade would need it)
- Died via dual flintlocks fired by Jade / deflected by Bec and Tavros.
- Stuffed and put in place in the foyer.
- Years later, teleported to orbit by Bec, where, presumably, his corpse stayed until the universe was destroyed 413 years later.

The bolded part is where I get lost. Who stuffed him? Baby Jade?

# ¿ Apr 4, 2012 10:37

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Color Printer posted:

Calling it right now: it's either a hat or a steak.

I'm betting it'll be -ified right before he can look inside.

# ¿ May 1, 2012 07:36

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

sitchelin posted:

I'm pretty sure that was referencing Nepeta

Speaking of which, I think these are the same stabs that Jack showed Dream Nepeta.

# ¿ May 2, 2012 07:45

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Bobulus posted:

UU said that you couldn't directly copy a juju. Presumably the implication is that if you split a single juju into two, the soul/magicness/jujuness of it only goes into one, leaving the other one "dead".

Would that mean that when Cal was copied to make Doc Scratch, Scratch became the "real" juju?

# ¿ May 21, 2012 07:42

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Mazerunner posted:

Well, the only thing I can think of would be the bunnies/Liv Tyler, but she was destroyed in the creation of the Green Sun(?)

And yet, there exists in the current session a reasonable facsimile of the original bunny. I could see this happening.

# ¿ May 21, 2012 07:50

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

I think this is the easiest panel yet to convert to desktop size.

# ¿ May 24, 2012 11:15

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Literally Sharks posted:

More or less the same time? The Miles hit B2 three years after they hit B1.

Red Miles became apparent in B1 around the time of the exiles. Roxy and Dirk live in the same time period in B2, and that's where the Miles showed up.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2012 21:35

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Any bets on the next update being called "uu: Wake" (perhaps after a few more arrows)?

# ¿ Jul 1, 2012 09:51

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

There's pretty much no way this confrontation is going to end without Lord English showing up. Looks like Meenah played right into Vriska's hands.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2012 03:14

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Bongo Bill posted:

They have no sprites, or at least no sprites were depicted, indicating that the kernelsprites have either gone unprototyped (unlikely) or were tampered with.

I thought it was explicitly said that this is the case. That's the whole reason theirs is a void session.

e: I wonder why Slick tallies in sevens.

TheRagamuffin fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Nov 12, 2012

# ¿ Nov 12, 2012 11:07

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

The title and first panel really nailed the Tomie look.

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# ¿ May 1, 2024 07:27

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Counting down until an intangible Roxy shows up chomping a cigar while John is fixing the timeline.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 08:39

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