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Toad on a Hat posted:https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/sub/4102714495.html
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# ? Oct 26, 2013 17:02 |
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Railing Kill posted:Missed Connections is the best part of Craigslist: Who the gently caress eats at an IHOP in Portland? 24 Hour Hotcake House supremacy.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 22:44 |
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El Estrago Bonito posted:Who the gently caress eats at an IHOP in Portland? I don't know, hard to argue against hunky staff. Do the employees at 24 Hour Hotcake House have faces that "speak" like a chivilrous knight out of the trashiest of romance novels?
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# ? Oct 28, 2013 13:21 |
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Someone has been watching a lot of CSI recently.
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# ? Nov 7, 2013 19:48 |
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That's actually almost trivially easy to do if the person putting up the listing isn't 100% tech savvy. e: get their IP, that is. After that, you better have some good contacts at whatever ISP they have, or you aren't finding out poo poo unless you get really lucky.
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# ? Nov 9, 2013 06:15 |
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I just...what? Fuckabees has a new favorite as of 01:00 on Dec 9, 2013 |
# ? Dec 9, 2013 00:51 |
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You can't copyright a day . Trademark, maybe, but I still doubt he'd get any action on ZA-DayTM. Really, what's the best possible outcome of this ad? You get one or two emails from a few "lol wacky" types, and then mountains of spam for posting in m4w. It's almost as though he hasn't really thought this through...
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 07:05 |
best outcome is he has dinner, fun conversation and sex? It's a cute ad
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 07:27 |
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hyperhazard posted:You can't copyright a day . Trademark, maybe, but I still doubt he'd get any action on ZA-DayTM. Or he didn't post that in earnest at all and just wants to see what wacky responses he gets.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 07:38 |
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I was being hyperbolic, but I guess I can see how it might be endearing. Maybe I've met too many fedora guys/girls who were into zombies, and I'm jaded.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 07:47 |
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http://i.imgur.com/HCQzTJy.png Poorly drawn cartoon boobs
Somebody has a new favorite as of 22:09 on Dec 21, 2013 |
# ? Dec 19, 2013 06:43 |
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http://austin.craigslist.org/crg/4321283979.html Creative gigs usually has some hidden gems. For example, here I found it interesting that dignity apparently goes for $50. "I mean no offense at all [...] but c'mon, that poo poo would be hilarious!"
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 16:06 |
take_it_slow posted:http://i.imgur.com/HCQzTJy.png Poorly drawn cartoon boobs Quack quack
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 16:44 |
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I'm almost wondering if it's satire?
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 19:53 |
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Galliope posted:
I shutter at the thought of the weirdo behind the keyboard penning that creepiness.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:31 |
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I believe this goes here although I guess it could go in the awkward thread.
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 21:45 |
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IamnotJoe posted:I believe this goes here although I guess it could go in the awkward thread. I would pay good money to see that storage unit get opened live on Storage Wars or the like.
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 23:06 |
He does say novelty, not mannequin, but I bet he wastes a lot of time answering "does it have penis holes?" emails since it's not really clear.
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 04:34 |
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IamnotJoe posted:I believe this goes here although I guess it could go in the awkward thread. FOR SALE: Collection of dead hookers. First come, first served.
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 09:00 |
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yoyomama posted:Here's one I found while apt hunting: Funny enough, this person has posted an ad again, almost as long, just as wtf. Though the rent's been raised almost $200.
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# ? Feb 26, 2014 04:58 |
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http://maine.craigslist.org/ard/4381562254.htmlquote:I am offering for sale this framed portrait of Governor Paul R. LePage. I painted the portrait shortly after Governor LePage took office. You are buying directly from the northern Maine artist. tl;dr: A local conservative with no art skill is mad at the liberal elites keeping him down by pointing out how bad his work is. He paints a portrait of our governor and posts it with a screed that would make Glenn Beck blush. He charges $27,500 for said portrait. For comparison: \ This is Rigaud's portrait of Louis XIV: \ I should mention a few quick facts, for context: Governor Paul LePage is a dumber, less charismatic Chris Christie. He was elected with only 31% of the vote, because the rest of the state split between the Dem and a left-leaning independent. He is even less popular now. Our illustrious governor took down a mural depicting Maine labor history from the governor's mansion within the first week of moving in. That would be fine, if he had a) obtained permission to move it from the artist, who had a contract with the state, not the governor, and b) mentioned where the gently caress he stowed it since it belongs to both the state and the artist. It took almost a year and the threat of legal action for him to fess up about it. That's what this guy rambles about in the middle of his screed. Maine recently legalized medical marijuana dispensiaries, so as cool as it would be, this is not a "free dope" state. Edit: Just remembered something that illuminates this guy's fixation on "dopers." He lives in Limestone, which is in the middle of loving nowhere and is known for two things: housing a huge ICBM complex back in the day, and these days is the site of Phish's "Lemon Wheel" festival. So, every year, tens of thousands of Phish fans show up basically in this guy's back yard and smoke pot for three days. Awesome. Railing Kill has a new favorite as of 23:59 on Mar 21, 2014 |
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Our local Missed Connections is full of poets:Belongs in Creative Convention posted:Defined narcissistic is all be that you are the one, yet again. DROP THE BINDS OF FEAR, WAlK THE FOGGY PATH posted:You've come back to say hello again, our connection so strong. I hope you stay this time as this is our last chance. I hope you drop the binds of fear and confliction that tie you down and walk the foggy path with me. I will hold your hand gently and sweetly and will not let go. I think this is from the same writer as the BINDS OF FEAR post, but one day earlier: Missed Connections is not your e-mail app posted:I'm not sure if this is even the right person, but if it is what exactly is it your being pushed away for and if you can help then help you must know you said you know you say stupid things maybe that's what's wrong, maybe if you really want something show it who knows this is probably the wrong person but you too should like there's someone you obviously care about or you wouldn't have written that so if it's something you want I would do something before you accidentally push your self away forever You fell silent posted:We use to text and a few days ago I totally stopped hearing from you. I miss us talking. You let me read part of your book; I was going to take you to find ghosts. Write back and at least tell me you are ok and nothing happened to you. WalMart bread. Friday night. posted:We talked about the shortage of bread and still expecting snow. You were wearing a leather jacket. I was wearing orange. You saw me again near the Pharmacy and you looked at candles. I hope you can talk to me. Not so much strange as it is sad. If you're hoping it was some middle aged guy posting about meeting a middle aged woman while Wal-Mart shopping on a Friday night over talk about what the weather is like, it's a 26 year old guy.
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 18:52 |
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I have no clue what the hell this is for, it's just in the "artists" section of craigslist. Since I had to really squint to see the blurb there, here's what it says: quote:The artificial insemination clinic of cleveland Crazy person or artist? I dunno.
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 00:47 |
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Galliope posted:
"I like being depended on and unconditional affection"
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 11:11 |
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Found this in the jobs section.
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 22:58 |
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Observe Me posted:Found this in the jobs section. I'm trying too hard to figure out what is happening in that sentence. I get that he wants to lick the sweat off of some worker's vinyl seats but have no idea what's going on after "as I think of him."
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 23:31 |
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sweeperbravo posted:I'm trying too hard to figure out what is happening in that sentence. I get that he wants to lick the sweat off of some worker's vinyl seats but have no idea what's going on after "as I think of him." I think he is fantasizing about his swamp-assed working class hero either stealing or repossessing an "electrical panel alarm system" (no idea) from a rich snobby guy who thinks he is better than blue collar guys, but would actually be nothing without them. I think that's the deal.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 01:02 |
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It's OK for recruiters to contact the poster of the seat-sniffer piece.
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# ? Jun 22, 2014 12:16 |
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Business of Ferrets posted:It's OK for recruiters to contact the poster of the seat-sniffer piece. Why should the blue collar electrician have to do all the legwork?
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# ? Jun 22, 2014 21:58 |
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I actually am an alarm technician and it seems like it would be hard to work with someone smelling my swamp rear end.
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# ? Jun 23, 2014 01:32 |
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Necroing this thread for a winner. This guy was sitting next to me at Starbucks: http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/m4w/4766995605.html I watched him type and post it, so he definitely wasn't just reading it for shits and giggles. He posted it and made no attempt to hide it as he got up to go to the can. Just left it right out in the open. A few points: 1. There are something like ten Starbuckses within Naperville village limits. He has not identified which one he's at. Nor is there a map attached to the ad. 2. There were several other old men at laptops in this particular one (one of the biggest in town). How would Miss Feet America know whose field of vision to sit in? 3. It is literally like fifteen degrees outside. Who is wearing dangleable footwear today? Or is he bonerated by the sight of a woman dangling a knee boot off her foot and caressing a wool sock? Who the gently caress knows. 4. Again, he made literally no attempt to hide this and left it visible and unsupervised for a solid ten minutes. This was a 17" laptop screen, by my eyeballing. In addition to yours truly sitting next to him, there was another person working on his other side and a large group of people sitting on the other side of me. The place was pretty packed altogether. I might send him a reply with all these points and the conclusion that he is a gross creepy idiot and that people like him are why God doesn't talk to us anymore.
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 18:31 |
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Sex Hobbit posted:Necroing this thread for a winner. Touching the poop always ends well. You should totally do it man.
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TheHomerTax posted:Touching the poop always ends well. You should totally do it man. You're a boring person.
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