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Oh hey here's two front page articles about them: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/jo-buds-2.php?page=1 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/craigslist-jo.php
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# ? May 4, 2024 12:43 |
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quote:You were naked on the six train screaming racial slurs. I was holding a cell phone and filming every moment of your beautiful insanity. For a moment I was sure you locked eyes with me (albeit crazy eyes). You asked me to "get off this loving train" with you at Hunts Point Avenue, before removing the final shred of your clothing for me and unveiling your beautiful body. I did, but the cops carted you away before I had a chance to say anything. Now I'M crazy thinking about you. I love how body confident you are and I wish I'd said something sooner. Get in touch, I could pay your bail and we could talk equality politics and get naked on any train you want. Maybe you could even turn me on to your acid dealer. Speaking of good craigslist experiences, I got an adorable guinea pig off of there.
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# ? Mar 9, 2012 01:27 |
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Bear Enthusiast posted:I'm sorta surprised it hasn't come up in here yet, but a lot of these collections of internet crazy folks have these same super mysterious crystals. Someone should go to one of these sessions, retrieve the crystal, and report back with what abilities it has. If you get seven charged JO crystals the dragon grants you a wish
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# ? Mar 9, 2012 01:28 |
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e: I checked the SA links after posting. I'm a genius. brick cow has a new favorite as of 01:52 on Mar 9, 2012 |
# ? Mar 9, 2012 01:49 |
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http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/vol/2895872454.htmltotally trustworthy dude posted:
This sounds legit. Seriously though, I feel like just mailing blood is some sort of biohazard or illegal in some way, isn't it?
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# ? Mar 12, 2012 09:59 |
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Vertigo Ambrosia posted:http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/vol/2895872454.html At least in Ontario I know you need to have special shipping permits to transport blood and it has to be shipped in a temperature controlled manner. The company I work for occasionally ships blood and organs for the red cross and hospitals.
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# ? Mar 12, 2012 12:09 |
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vxskud posted:At least in Ontario I know you need to have special shipping permits to transport blood and it has to be shipped in a temperature controlled manner. You need special training and permits to draw, store, and ship blood. Pretty much everything that guy is asking is illegal or at least unwise seeing how easy it is to get someone sick with blood.
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# ? Mar 12, 2012 12:23 |
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Bodily fluids are considered biohazards and can't be shipped without crazy permits and permission and stuff. This is a big deal since there's a lot of crazy mothers who try to sell their extra breastmilk online and then end up in trouble with the law for doing it. It's usually for sane purposes (some women produce way too much, some women don't produce enough or can't use their own due to diseases, etc), but I'm sure there's some people out there that do weird poo poo with it.
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# ? Mar 12, 2012 15:46 |
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quote:I am looking for a person of athletic build to help me get in shape. Jack off crystals seem kind of homoerotic. Celery Face has a new favorite as of 16:39 on Mar 12, 2012 |
# ? Mar 12, 2012 16:37 |
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Nah, bro, no butt stuff, just two manly dudes charging their man crystals
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# ? Mar 12, 2012 16:42 |
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Okay, I am legitimately in awe of whoever thought up those crystals. Two men, already highly insecure about their masculinity, head off into the woods, pitch a tent, and strip naked. They stare into eachother's eyes as they begin masturbating furiously. Their crystals aglow with
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# ? Mar 14, 2012 20:08 |
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I'm pretty conflicted over whether I'm sad I was wrong about him meaning Crystal Meth, or if I think it's hilarious that they are weird crystals that "Charge" when you jack off with a dude. quote:Gallon Plastic Milk Jugs Well, I sure am glad you don't throw your trash on the roadside I guess... quote:Would you ever consider just snuggling? My local craigslist is kinda lame.
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# ? Mar 14, 2012 20:36 |
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quote:
"I'm not crazy...really"
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# ? Apr 4, 2012 20:20 |
Yes, this sounds like a fun job. E: gah, one sec. Enter on my phone doesn't give a new line... Tampa.craigslist.org/hil/lab/2943633741.html Watermelon Daiquiri has a new favorite as of 18:12 on Apr 6, 2012 |
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 18:07 |
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I'm just gonna trip report my delve into the Anchorage Craigslist. With luck I'll hit some actual crazy. Arts & Crafts for sale seems to be mostly antiques, popular Alaskana artists, and repurposed junk like the label off a crate of pears in a frame that was probably made from the same crate. Therapeutic services is a week of the same massage parlors spamming their ASCII-filled headers. I would imagine this is a craigslist constant. Free toilet... Dimebag Darrel electric guitar... Trading subwoofers for an Xbox... quote:I have a ton of burrets for the kangaroo feed pump. In addition, I have a ton of feed bags for the infinity feed pump. My daughter is no longer tube fed (yay!) and I want to bless another family in need. Note, I am not giving these to someone who wants to turn around and sell them. I am giving them away free to a person who tube feeds a loved one. silent dog training whistle posted:I bought this whistle to help train my rottie and it drives my mother- in -law crazy. She says that it gives her seizures and causes her teeth to vibrate. I sold the dog a few months ago but since the television has not been working I have been relying on the whistle for entertainment. We bought a new T.V and I don't need the whistle any longer. Hundreds of pounds of pineapple rinds and cores, absolutely free! Serious inquiries only, take all or nothing. Livestock feed, apparently. A lot of people looking to score weed in the platonic personals. I'm not really surprised, but I would have used Gardening Supplies, personally. Free accordion lessons for $35 an hour... I guess it is sort of a savings since it's over Skype and thus saves gas money. Hell of a lot of essay mill ads. And I'll leave off with this, which is definitely crazy. CRAZY AWESOME http://anchorage.craigslist.org/for/2922384548.html
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# ? Apr 9, 2012 02:50 |
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http://halifax.en.craigslist.ca/mis/2875806452.htmlA 55 year old man in Halifax, Nova Scotia posted:
tl:dr - Old guy constructs elaborate scenario in his head where nicely dressed lady exudes sexual energy and is running her errands with nothing on under her coat. On the plus side, he didn't ask to meet up with her.
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# ? Apr 14, 2012 06:10 |
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Apparently the tv/film/video jobs section is where brothels seek new prostitutes? This was an ad.
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# ? Apr 17, 2012 08:10 |
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scary ghost dog posted:Apparently the tv/film/video jobs section is where brothels seek new prostitutes? This was an ad. Convoys? Are they truck driving escorts? Do they roll up in a semi deliver a load of Pepsi to the Walmart and then take you to the sleeper berth for a lil ?
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# ? Apr 17, 2012 08:53 |
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vxskud posted:Convoys? Are they truck driving escorts? Do they roll up in a semi deliver a load of Pepsi to the Walmart and then take you to the sleeper berth for a lil ? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=convoy
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# ? Apr 17, 2012 08:56 |
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Gonna sell my sex, get me a stack-a hunnos. All about the Bennies, and the bus just ain't big enough
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# ? Apr 17, 2012 10:44 |
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quote:You finished your purchase and then I bought my pop and carried on, only to run into you in the attached liquor store. Once again I picked up on your energy. You bought a nice bottle of wine and I felt envious for the man you were going to meet. I assume he had to buy his liquor at a separate store because of some canadianana regulations. But I've always wondered why these liquor-only stores don't sell like pop and chips, too? Also, could people please C&P these entries instead of linking them? It only takes about a week for most links to go dead, if this thread is any indication.
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# ? Apr 17, 2012 11:18 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:I assume he had to buy his liquor at a separate store because of some canadianana regulations. But I've always wondered why these liquor-only stores don't sell like pop and chips, too? A lot of places have stupid alcohol laws, I wouldn't be surprised to see one that says food can't be sold in a liquor store.
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# ? Apr 18, 2012 06:52 |
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Konstantin posted:A lot of places have stupid alcohol laws, I wouldn't be surprised to see one that says food can't be sold in a liquor store. This is true in Tennessee. A store that sells alcohol higher than ~6.0% cannot sell non-alcoholic items, although there is an exception for pre-packaged mixers. A store that sells hard liquor or wine can't sell most beers and vice-versa.
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# ? Apr 18, 2012 16:29 |
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"I caught you picking your nose on the lonely asphalt of love - m4w - 26 (orlando)"quote:im to shy to have ever talked to you. and i missed out. And he even included a picture:
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# ? Apr 24, 2012 22:55 |
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http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/vgm/2899232432.html ps1 custom - $5 (Colerain) Txt 5134625516 this is ps1 with doc station ps1 don't work doc station does runs on batterys mp3 not included ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow, so much wrong with this ad, the syringe is only a bonus. A Concrete Divider has a new favorite as of 15:00 on Apr 25, 2012 |
# ? Apr 25, 2012 09:11 |
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Hey everyone! When posting ads in this, PLEASE either screen cap or copy paste the text! CL ads expire after a week or two. Preserve the weirdness(pretty please).
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 13:31 |
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Which one of you did this?
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# ? Apr 26, 2012 02:00 |
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Some people have way too much time on their hands.
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# ? May 2, 2012 01:01 |
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That is an astonishing post. My personal story can't come close but it went something like this: In the "free stuff" section- "Free computer monitor, 15 inches I have a free LCD computer monitor, you must pick it up. It is free because I urinated on it."
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# ? May 2, 2012 10:15 |
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$300 MALE ROOMATE WANTED TO SHARE HOME WITH FEMALE STRIPPER (Fallbrook-Oceanside-south Temecula ) Date: 2012-05-04, 12:51PM PDT Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?] IM MARC 32 MY GF NAME IS KRISTY SHES 22 IS HERE 3 DAYS A WEEK SHE A STRIPPER WE ARE LOOKING FOR A CHILL MALE ROOMATE ((WE ARE BOTH NUDIEST AND ARE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER NUDIST)) 18-40 IF YOU CANT HANDLE BEING A NUDIST DONT REPLY AGE RANGE 18-35 (((TEXT))))) A PIC HOBBIES ECT TO 858 336 9673 GO FROM THERE MARC PLEASE INCLUDED A PIC FOR KRISTY THANKS Keywords military camp pen gym fit 420 Temecula murrieta pachanga
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# ? May 4, 2012 21:12 |
This just cropped up on local ad spot, Gumtree. A "tokoloshe" (pronounced: to-ko-losh) is a term for an imaginary creature that supposedly does the bidding of witchdoctors / traditional healers (like the dude I posted previously). From Wikipedia: quote:In Zulu mythology, Tikoloshe, Tokoloshe or Hili (from the Xhosa word utyreeci ukujamaal) is a dwarf-like water sprite. It is considered a mischievous and evil spirit that can become invisible by swallowing a pebble. Tokoloshes are called upon by malevolent people to cause trouble for others. At its least harmful a tokoloshe can be used to scare children, but its power extends to causing illness and even death upon the victim. The way to get rid of him is to call in the n’anga (witch doctor), who has the power to banish him from the area. While this is taking advantage of a very superstitious culture, I really hope this guy gets the money for his Gollum statue!
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# ? May 7, 2012 15:17 |
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Intelligent, cynical and embittered women only - 24 (N. PHX)quote:Through my dealings with the fairer sex over the previous 24 years I have become completely disillusioned with females (all people really, but I'm not trying to date guys) and have now resorted to the internet in an effort to find one that I can at least tolerate for extended periods of time. I too wish to form a loving relationship with somebody that hates everything.
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# ? May 8, 2012 19:53 |
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Crasscrab posted:Intelligent, cynical and embittered women only - 24 (N. PHX) This man sounds like a charmer. Edit: Oh my god that last line, this guy is the smuggest of assholes.
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# ? May 8, 2012 20:33 |
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# ? May 31, 2012 06:16 |
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Bored posted:Which one of you did this? Holy poo poo, those things cost more than my car. That poo poo shouldn't have left your apartment let alone your sight at a bar. I love how passive aggressive he sounds about it, too. "Oh, he might have gotten drunk and forgotten the bar."
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# ? May 31, 2012 19:40 |
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Young Freud posted:Holy poo poo, those things cost more than my car. That poo poo shouldn't have left your apartment let alone your sight at a bar. It was reposted last I checked to see if the stray cat that's trying to move onto my porch has been listed as missing.
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# ? May 31, 2012 20:25 |
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Young Freud posted:Holy poo poo, those things cost more than my car. That poo poo shouldn't have left your apartment let alone your sight at a bar. Why the gently caress would you bring a realdoll to a loving bar? It's like lugging around a giant sign advertising that you're a sick, creepy gently caress who will never touch a real woman. Furthermore, why the gently caress would someone else want to touch it?
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# ? May 31, 2012 20:53 |
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I found this saved on my computer from February. Great service! I wonder what his Yelp rating is.
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# ? May 31, 2012 22:00 |
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hyperhazard posted:I found this saved on my computer from February. Great service! I don't think this person gets how gay couples work.
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# ? Jun 2, 2012 03:06 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 12:43 |
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http://huntsville.craigslist.org/wan/3089317790.html
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# ? Jun 24, 2012 09:44 |