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Dauntasa posted:No. Those were literally the words he used. I think he means as a whole.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:What is up with this emerging theme I'm seeing around the internet of "cuddles" being the hot thing. I think you mean the dude who literally paid a woman for something excruciating like 8 hours of cuddling, and also she was supposed to respond in the positive every time he said "I love you." After the whole thing was done he expressed disdain that she hadn't made eye-contact, implying that they had been cuddling in some sort of really uncomfortable face-to-face position for 8 hours. He ended it saying he was planning to pay her again for the same treatment. I can't even remember where I read this but it was somewhere here on the forums.
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Glasgow posted:I think you mean the dude who literally paid a woman for something excruciating like 8 hours of cuddling, and also she was supposed to respond in the positive every time he said "I love you." After the whole thing was done he expressed disdain that she hadn't made eye-contact, implying that they had been cuddling in some sort of really uncomfortable face-to-face position for 8 hours. He ended it saying he was planning to pay her again for the same treatment. I can't even remember where I read this but it was somewhere here on the forums. I remember that, I think it was from a screenshot of the gamefaqs forums.
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Glasgow posted:I think you mean the dude who literally paid a woman for something excruciating like 8 hours of cuddling, and also she was supposed to respond in the positive every time he said "I love you." After the whole thing was done he expressed disdain that she hadn't made eye-contact, implying that they had been cuddling in some sort of really uncomfortable face-to-face position for 8 hours. He ended it saying he was planning to pay her again for the same treatment. I can't even remember where I read this but it was somewhere here on the forums. That's the one! I'll contribute one. I can just see the fedora now. Noblesse Obliged has a new favorite as of 07:41 on Jan 20, 2013 |
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fork bomb posted:I finally got one! Whoa, a guy who can cook and clean? Sign me up! I'll bet he even has one of those newfangled motorcars.
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Since the writing looked tiny in imgur, I'll go ahead and quote it, emphasis on the funny: proofreading's hard posted:ESTABLISHED TATTOO STUDIO IS IN THE SEARCH FOR A LICENSED TATTOO ARTIST , THIS WILL BE A FULL TIME POSITION. MUST HAVE CREDENTIALS AND FULL PORTFOLIO.MUST BE-ABLE TO HANDLE HIGH VOLUME, BE NEAT, CLEAN, WELL MANURED. VERY SERIOUS INQUIRY'S ONLY. PLEASE EMAIL FOR FURTHER INFO.holyground13@...........gmail
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# ? Jan 25, 2013 23:14 |
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Dauntasa posted:No. Those were literally the words he used. Wasn't that just trying to cover his rear end because he totally didn't pick up a 16 year old diaper fetishist in an abusive relationship from fetlife for sex?
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Psalmanazar posted:Wasn't that just trying to cover his rear end because he totally didn't pick up a 16 year old diaper fetishist in an abusive relationship from fetlife for sex? Probably! I mean it didn't work at all because it fooled no one and even if he was telling the truth that's still really, really weird, but yeah.
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# ? Jan 27, 2013 23:43 |
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Tardcore posted:I remember that, I think it was from a screenshot of the gamefaqs forums. Yeah, it was definitely in the old gamefaqs.png thread in games. Gamefaqs is almost as rich in batshit crazy as craigslist, but in a less murder-y way.
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# ? Jan 28, 2013 01:41 |
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Just plain weird: And a good laugh:
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# ? Jan 30, 2013 03:41 |
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And yes, the website is a whole other nest of crazy.
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hyperhazard posted:
Equine therapy in general is probably the most expensive and well regarded psuedo-science that has been scientifically proven to be absolutely worthless. She just found a way to put that poo poo up to 11
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# ? Jan 30, 2013 18:18 |
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My town has the most... interesting personal ads. I thought the Reptar-fetish was bad but this one really stands out as the most shocking.
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# ? Jan 31, 2013 04:56 |
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Another Bad tattoo shop hiring ad. I am not a tattooist. Tattoo studio ads are just usually pretty funny, so I click on them.quote:Tattoo artsit (destin/fort walton-florida) Although, it's still not as funny as "well-manured" to me. And the lost real-doll ad was still up last I checked lost and found. I'm wondering if they are just collecting responses from people.
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Lawlicaust posted:My town has the most... interesting personal ads. I thought the Reptar-fetish was bad but this one really stands out as the most shocking. 'I wanna be a daddy! Just no uggos or fatties. Also, no I won't pay child support.'
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Found this recently and I really want to create a thread about this in Games but I feel like it might be not well received:
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# ? Feb 20, 2013 20:06 |
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I do part-time work on a pig farm. Nothing that a pig can ever do will be sexy, and I suppose this goes double for when it's a fat chick imitating one.
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nutranurse posted:I do part-time work on a pig farm. Nothing that a pig can ever do will be sexy, and I suppose this goes double for when it's a fat chick imitating one. Fetishes are not rational. However, they can be hilarious.
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Not crazy, but: Sexapalooza is looking for a funny, charismatic male to be our "Mr. Dickhead". The successful applicant will wear a penis costume and walk around the show interacting with attendees, take photos with them, come on the main stage for short periods if required, and overall be a happy, interesting part of the show. There will also be some manual labour in the form of moving props on and off the main stage (a mattress, pole, chairs, ect.), and in helping with tear down of the show on Sunday. Applicants must be under 5'11" and no more than a size large t-shirt to fit into the costume. Hours are: Thursday Feb 21: 6pm-10pm Friday Feb 22: 6pm-11pm Saturday Feb 23: 1pm-11pm Sunday Feb 24: 1pm-9pm Pay is $10 per hour, paid cash at the end of Sunday. Applicants should apply with a brief letter explaining why they would be good for the position, their size and height measurements, and at least 2 photos of themselves. I am too tall for the damned suit...
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# ? Feb 21, 2013 14:56 |
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These are probably the strangest ads I've seen from my area on craigslist.
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# ? Apr 14, 2013 06:37 |
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I feel bad for Patricia. Usually kids will go with a friend to prom if they don't have a "date" date. This craigslist ad means she either has no friend group or they all paired up and she was the odd one left out.
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fork bomb posted:I feel bad for Patricia. Usually kids will go with a friend to prom if they don't have a "date" date. This craigslist ad means she either has no friend group or they all paired up and she was the odd one left out. At 5'3 and 250 I'm inclined to think she ate them all.
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Oldie but a goodie: Oilfield Trash has a new favorite as of 12:41 on Apr 19, 2013 |
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What is it about horse paintings? I want to know the story behind this one.
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# ? Apr 21, 2013 00:01 |
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Found this in general labor. http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/lab/3759903216.htmlquote:Are you Big Tall and Powerfully incredibly Strong? Big cash Read on (San Diego)
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# ? Apr 24, 2013 19:15 |
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Here's some gems from a previous thread:moistninja posted:
Mick Swagger posted:It's hard to sift through all of the chaff. BumbleChump posted:This one isn't so much the ad itself, but the keywords they use to get the most views. Did someone actually type all of this out!? Manofmanusernames posted:
Manofmanusernames posted:Lot of VHS tapes - FREE! inconsequential posted:Weird that this should pop up only a day after finishing Krakhauer's Under the Banner of Heaven Dingleberry posted:"I'm not gay, I just want to shave you."
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I have a bunch of fun new ones to add from my area that I've been saving over the last month or two. There were pictures with this one. For the sake of my sanity and everyone else's, I did not save them. Nothing sexual involved. But still, no fatties. Who would probably have the stinkiest feet. These next two are part of a set of posts that escalated pretty quickly over a few days. I really, really wish I had saved the rest of them: There were several other by what I assume is the same girl that were even more out there. She posted on both cities' craigslist's (they are only about 40 miles apart and have some overlap) trying to get people to help her out.
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bummer dude posted:Found this in general labor. http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/lab/3759903216.html I gotcha, brother!
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# ? Apr 26, 2013 04:14 |
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NO TALKING DURING THE SHOW lol
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# ? Apr 26, 2013 04:46 |
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Lewis Skolnick posted:
I gotcha, brother!
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[edit] completely broke the tables and it was a dumb post anyway
Jesus Christ has a new favorite as of 05:33 on Apr 26, 2013 |
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The Stalker Stopper travels the country and puts an end to pesky stalkers.
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# ? Apr 26, 2013 05:53 |
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NoUU posted:
But who stops the stalker stopper?
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FirstAidKite posted:
Let me tell you, I've been to Johnstown many many times and the first one does not surprise me at all. That place is poor as poo poo. It's like 40 percent old folks, 40 percent teenage hooligans, and the rest are police and drug dealers.
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Lawlicaust posted:Creepy Hobo Is this Fayetteville NC? This perfectly describes a dude I have seen around my campus... Some dude posted:Cryptocurrency/Bitcoin Discussion Group (Oxford) Rapist posted:Need to be shaved? - m4w (chatham) And my favorite, not sure if it is a joke or not: Ghostbuster posted:Are You a Ghost Surfing the Web? - m4w - 38 (Triangle)
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quote:Sheeple need not apply. Let's talk and see where we are led!!!! This is solid gold.
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