PYF photos that look NWS but aren't (don't read thread at work anyway)

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

bike tory posted:

Here's something to keep in there

That's some wild piercings :stare:

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:37

GWBBQ: Jan 2, 2005

RoboRodent posted:

It's for children. Half the fun is the digging it out, like you're a treasure hunter. Have you not seen those "excavate your own dinosaur model from a chunk of plaster" kits? Same idea, just with cool skeletons and a little "real gold" treasure! That's cool, if you're like, seven.

I remember those from about that age, they were normal $10 but reduced to $4 at Marshall's or TJ Maxx. My dad didn't like the tools given or the idea of soaking it first, so he brought out tools he used on actual archaeological digs for me to use and made me do it the hard way.

Picnic Princess posted:

I've eaten sand. Well, actually dry dirt. I sampled ancient volcanic ash and lacustrine clay deposits on a geomorphology field trip to differentiate them. They look and feel the same, but volcanic ash tastes like burnt dust while lacustrine clay taste like you ate your art project.

Edit: I forgot what thread I was in lmao

As per the above anecdote, I got into the habit of licking rocks at a young age. This went about as you would expect until I licked a Martian meteorite; my tongue went numb for at least an hour and tingled until the middle of the next day.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:06

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

What superpowers did you get?

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:11

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

RandomFerret posted:

What superpowers did you get?

Cancer

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:21

spookykid: Apr 28, 2006; I am an awkward fellow
after all

# ? Oct 28, 2018 22:56

brocked: Oct 25, 2005; All shall love me and despair!

If it gets any thicker you'll have a Dagwood

# ? Oct 29, 2018 02:57

18 Character Limit: Apr 6, 2007; Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!; Nap Ghost

brocked posted:

If it gets any thicker you'll have a Dagwood

# ? Oct 29, 2018 03:34

Hispanic! At The Disco: Dec 25, 2011

I thought it was a Reuben.

# ? Oct 29, 2018 06:06

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

I thought it was a Reuben.

# ? Oct 29, 2018 06:16

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Dannywilson posted:

# ? Oct 29, 2018 07:56

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Bobby Digital posted:

Holy gently caress

# ? Oct 29, 2018 09:38

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

I thought it was a Reuben.

Nice.

# ? Oct 29, 2018 22:18

johnnyratbastard: Nov 9, 2012

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

I thought it was a Reuben.

It's only Rubenesque.

# ? Oct 30, 2018 01:03

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Oct 30, 2018 09:30

forkbucket: Mar 9, 2008; Magnets are my only weakness.

OCTO
______
Clitoris Reamer

# ? Oct 30, 2018 12:51

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

My friend took this of foggy Seattle weather.

# ? Oct 30, 2018 14:07

Pneub: Mar 12, 2007; I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

CenturyLink Field's been trying to get pregnant again.

# ? Oct 30, 2018 21:58

cnut: May 3, 2016

# ? Oct 31, 2018 18:22

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Pneub posted:

CenturyLink Field's been trying to get pregnant again.

You seen that photo? you better get a pregnancy test for yourself!

# ? Oct 31, 2018 18:27

mrkillboy: May 13, 2003; "Something witty."

# ? Nov 1, 2018 04:32

Epsilon Moonshade: Nov 22, 2016; Not an excellent host.

Phanatic posted:

My friend took this of foggy Seattle weather.

We get it, Seattle. You vape.

# ? Nov 1, 2018 05:59

The Merkinman: Apr 22, 2007; I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

mrkillboy posted:

# ? Nov 1, 2018 19:37

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 2, 2018 00:47

Chair In A Basket: Aug 6, 2005; I'm basically Jesus.; Nap Ghost

Well gently caress you too buddy.

# ? Nov 2, 2018 03:24

stuxracer: May 4, 2006

What a prick

# ? Nov 2, 2018 04:39

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

stuxracer posted:

What a prick

You've done a good thing here.

# ? Nov 2, 2018 08:13

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:14

Norse Code: Mar 10, 2007; DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

Memento posted:

ok, but where can I buy leggings like this?

# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:32

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Memento posted:

I remember Buns of Steel from the 80's.

# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:44

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Epsilon Moonshade posted:

We get it, Seattle. You vape.

Ok so people keep saying this but I never really understood what it means. Like is it the new "moron"? Or "dingus"? Like, "you fuckface"?

# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:45

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

Karate Bastard posted:

Ok so people keep saying this but I never really understood what it means. Like is it the new "moron"? Or "dingus"? Like, "you fuckface"?

oh most blesséd of posters, how is it that you missed the entirety of vape culture?

# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:47

KnifeWrench: May 25, 2007; Practical and safe.; Bleak Gremlin

Karate Bastard posted:

Ok so people keep saying this but I never really understood what it means. Like is it the new "moron"? Or "dingus"? Like, "you fuckface"?

It's a verb. Substitute in something else people bring up insufferably: "We get it. You run marathons." "We get it. You don't eat meat."

# ? Nov 2, 2018 15:01

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Oh I thought it was short for vapid.

# ? Nov 2, 2018 15:06

Flakey: Apr 30, 2009; There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

To be explicit, it refers to the use of electronic cigarettes, or vaping.

# ? Nov 2, 2018 15:33

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

We need to get "vapists" into the lexicon.

# ? Nov 2, 2018 15:35

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Ok I gotta go try it out, see if it sticks.

# ? Nov 2, 2018 15:44

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Karate Bastard posted:

Oh I thought it was short for vapid.

I thought it was heretofore referencing the vaporous emanations that rise like a churlish sprite from my bottle of liniment, much to my chagrin.

# ? Nov 2, 2018 15:51

Epsilon Moonshade: Nov 22, 2016; Not an excellent host.

Karate Bastard posted:

Ok so people keep saying this but I never really understood what it means. Like is it the new "moron"? Or "dingus"? Like, "you fuckface"?

KnifeWrench posted:

It's a verb. Substitute in something else people bring up insufferably: "We get it. You run marathons." "We get it. You don't eat meat."

On top of that, vaping can be very ostentatious. If you see someone using one of those box mods, they're often set to blow huge clouds. On a humid, calm day, it's pretty easy to obscure a scene (on a much smaller scale) like that. And of course, even for those who use vaping as a way to quit smoking, it has a tendency to turn into a very :spergin:

hobby that they're happy to talk about at length whether you want to hear about it or not. :v:

For relevant content:

Edit: I'm not sure if that was considered breaking tables, but it seemed way too big on my screen. Turned it into a timg.

Epsilon Moonshade has a new favorite as of 20:56 on Nov 2, 2018

# ? Nov 2, 2018 15:56

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Karate Bastard posted:

Oh I thought it was short for vapid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0w57ZoloYc

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EdwardSwifferhands: Apr 27, 2008; I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.

Ahem, we prefer vaperinos fam.

# ? Nov 2, 2018 16:28

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