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Sep 12, 2006

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I'm not sure that "NWS image drawn with food" magically becomes WS.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Sep 12, 2006

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Derek of the Andes posted:

Every time I see this I automatically think of those springy door stopper things.
BOING!!!!

I think of the warning on the Q-Tip package to not insert deeply into the ear.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I'd make that face too if someone jammed a foot up my rear end.

Promises, promises.

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Sep 12, 2006

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You could bury a body in that collarbone divot.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Just came here to cross-post that!

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Sep 12, 2006

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There's a bento box joke here, I'm sure of it.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Two questions, then:

1) what NWS body part is that meant to resemble, God have mercy on us all?

2) what is it really?

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Sep 12, 2006

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Some of the Sheep posted:

I can't cope with this one! Probably the best in the thread imo

Yeah, it's amazing.

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Sep 12, 2006

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SomeJazzyRat posted:

Now I'm just getting suspicions I just got tricked into looking at a old man's penis photoshopped onto a tiny baby.

Is that really a trick, though? It sounds like a gift.

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Sep 12, 2006

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services to sausages

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Sep 12, 2006

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Somfin posted:

Loving the tiny PORK.

Then we're going to get along just fine.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Istari posted:

The brunette's left and the blonde's right legs are both hidden in that shadow on the left-hand side.

Nonetheless, the blonde has her hand on the brunette's rear end?

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Sep 12, 2006

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lwoodio posted:

I've been cockblocked from installing my own shower head by a literal metal dick. What the hell is this, there is no threading on it.


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Sep 12, 2006

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Sep 12, 2006

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The course designer deserves a hearty handshake, then.

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Sep 12, 2006

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KnifeWrench posted:

Looks like it'd be pleasant to sit on.

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Sep 12, 2006

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LingcodKilla posted:

Time to start screening my kids cartoons even more now.

You'd rather they learned it on the street?

Actually, that might be better. Hmm.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Len posted:

I would read that thread.

Hell yes.

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Sep 12, 2006

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KnifeWrench posted:

There really shouldn't even be a sphincter-sized nozzle. It's just asking for this kind of abuse

"Sphincter-sized" covers a pretty wide range of diameters.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Might be time for antibiotics.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Does it count when it's intentional?

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Sep 12, 2006

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trapped mouse posted:

This one totally got me. I was in the middle of making a post asking if this dude was just straight up naked when I saw it.

Yeah, it's perfect.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Jedit posted:

He's a city boy, why do you expect him to know about the oval office tree side?

Thank you, that was delightful.

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Sep 12, 2006

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No way.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Ah, quite. I blame my phone.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Showgirls/The Fly crossover looking good.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Cross post from AFP:

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Sep 12, 2006

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I have that book somewhere. Not somewhere naughty.

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Sep 12, 2006

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I was thinking old-style telephone handset, until I wasn't.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Istari posted:

That's a horrific lie.

Depends -- is sourdough white?

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Sep 12, 2006

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Knee posted:

Isn't that someones avatar on the forums? Well, something like that... What am I thinking of?

Tuesday night?

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Sep 12, 2006

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Samovar posted:

The last guy seems to have not gotten the memo, tho.

Some of these memos are pretty complicated.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Who says it's a child's party?

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Sep 12, 2006

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Astrofig posted:

A nut-her-butt squash?

:golfclap:

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Sep 12, 2006

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The rare uterine post. Thanks for mixing it up!

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Sep 12, 2006

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That's why I keep getting copies of LotR that I don't want.

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Sep 12, 2006

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That's my recollection, yes.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Basically cheating, IMO.

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