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KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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Cakefool posted:

Are you in the wrong thread?

They just posted this in the creepy images thread too. Guessing troll.

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KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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fork bomb posted:

What the gently caress?

Looks like a street view multiple exposure glitch, or some kind of shutter speed weirdness.

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May 25, 2007

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Dusseldorf posted:

I got fired for reading a description of fluid fecal matter flying out of an anus at great velocity. Thanks Obama.

Try reading silently next time.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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I spent way too long thinking this was the cover image to some lovely Kindle erotica and wondering why it was in this thread.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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Byers2142 posted:

Those are the smoothest heels I've ever seen. They've got to be airbrushed, right?

You should probably buy the advertised product, just in case.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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John Cadaver posted:

Even now that you tell me what they are, I still can't see that.

Yeah, this looks like the owner of an adult toy mold trying to diversify their business.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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Description knows exactly what's up. Great marketing.

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May 25, 2007

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Istari posted:

I've always wondered about sport uniforms. Like the one's that have darker patches under the arm, which looks like pit stains. Does no one stop the person designing them, and say, "look, what you're doing is crap. And you really have no excuse, because dozens of people have made the same mistake before you, and everyone knows this type of design looks rubbish" ?
Or are there people who look at a uniform like that, and think, "gee, that's stylish. If I ever design a sport uniform, I'll use this as inspiration !" ?

Is that not intentional, to camouflage the actual pit stains?

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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Picnic Princess posted:

Which are redundant and shouldn't exist.

9 out of 10 times that I see these pictures, there's another angle that reveals that the woman has a different color flesh (crazy, I know.)

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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DandyLion posted:

I'm more curious how its connected to a network without a SIM card.

WiFi. It's not that mysterious, is it?

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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IamnotJoe posted:

Hey this may be the thread for this.


"Holy poo poo, those pills I bought off the internet are actually working! They're worki-- uhh... STOP THE CAR! STOP THE CAR! OH DEAR GOD I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THE WHOLE BOTTLE!"

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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LoonShia posted:

Goons, unable to get jokes? Well I never!

Ask them to post pictures of celebrity lookalikes. You're in for a real treat.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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Looks like a forced perspective trick making it look like one police officer is performing fellatio on the other one.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

Wasn't this part of a series?

And weren't they staged?

I think I know what you're thinking of; it was a Bacardi ad campaign or something. I can't find it, but it wasn't this. Unless this was staged, too, but I've never seen more from the series. Just the magazine ads that were inspired by the same concept.

VVV yep, that's them. Not sure why I had Bacardi in my head.

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KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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Slime posted:

It never, never is accidental. It's always on purpose. An architect planning it definitely draws a birds-eye view blueprint while giggling to himself that he's going to make people build a giant schlong.

It's apocryphal, but I'd heard that building is largely a labor and delivery center, so it might be intentional in a different way.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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Karate Bastard posted:

Why are her intestines on the outside though?

Didn't want c-sections to feel left out?

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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EXAKT Science posted:

I mean, maybe. The perspective doesn't work because she's facing forward.

I can see it... Kinda. You need to pretend the asymmetric dress is a normal neckline, then her right boob becomes her left boob as she leans back and looks over her left shoulder.

It's a stretch, though.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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Karate Bastard posted:

Oh Christ, I just noticed the bottom, is that a KnickerKnocker (R)? That removes any remaining doubt, doesn't it?

Or KnickerRocker I guess, same difference...

Knickerbocker is a surname and the name of a defunct (?) toy company.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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evobatman posted:

Those are not eyes.

My eyes are UP HERE.

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May 25, 2007

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May 25, 2007

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MeccaPrime posted:

Oh, Canada!

And that's only at half mast :smug:

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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MorgaineDax posted:



Take it. Take the test.

Dear lord, if that's soft...

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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ExCruceLeo posted:

Best thing is there's not even a ring in the original, someone just started saying that and it's kept going.

Nice try. :golfclap:

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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Does his name tag say "Richard Balson"? I think they might have gone over too far for believability.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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This has to be a Photoshop of an actual vagina, right? Meat doesn't cut or cook like that.

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May 25, 2007

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Soulex posted:

Hit too close to home for you?

It's okay. Everyone thinks you are Cool and Tough. The happy outdoorsy people can't hurt you.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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You Are A Elf posted:

Humpety hump hump

Humpety hump hump

Look at ol' Frosty go

Humpety hump hump

Humpety hump hump

Filling your rear end with snow!

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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Karate Bastard posted:

What the even?

It appears to be going for a stylized version of an "I'm a little teapot" pose, but it's a failure in at least one obvious way.

VVVVV Andy Samberg

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KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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Istari posted:

But why ?

"Because its cool", can't you read?

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May 25, 2007

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StandardVC10 posted:

Yeah but without as much plausible deniability

Wait, who's uptight again?

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May 25, 2007

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Burkion posted:

I don't think that woman is wearing anything below the belt

I'm forced to assume some kind of scandalous swimwear is involved, but the end result is the same from this angle.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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Looks like it'd be pleasant to sit on.

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May 25, 2007

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Rolo posted:

The thumbnail is so much worse.

But it's not visible in this photo! :haw:

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May 25, 2007

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Sentient Data posted:

What a lovely cake, that's a terrible frosting/cake ratio

There really shouldn't even be a sphincter-sized nozzle. It's just asking for this kind of abuse

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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This thread has been an unexpectedly compelling argument for having friends with diverse skin tones.

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May 25, 2007

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KozmoNaut posted:

Carlsberg used it from 1881 until 1940, as a symbol of prosperity and goodness.



Wonder what happened to change their minds :iiam:

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KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

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You will never convince me some punk kid didn't do this on purpose.

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