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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Duckface?

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Is that what you call it?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Try that around my office and see if you keep your job. loving bigots. :mad:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

See this is why you do background checks on people you contract for pr work. Would Jesus miss something like this? I think not.

Ninja edit: gently caress me like a goat if it isn't even worse in thumbnail size.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Picnic Princess posted:

Which are redundant and shouldn't exist.

Perhaps they're covering up their horrid non flesh colored legs, in which case thanks, I guess?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Why are her intestines on the outside though?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

:10bux: says that vibrates.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh Christ, I just noticed the bottom, is that a KnickerKnocker (R)? That removes any remaining doubt, doesn't it?

Or KnickerRocker I guess, same difference...

e: or KnickerDocker. Even worse.

e2: vvvvv huh. I wonder why they went tits up?

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 19:05 on Feb 7, 2015

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Now that's just sadistic hilarious. Imagine the trollface on the person designing that.

e: haha I stand corrected :haw:

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Cuntflaps.

COMBO BREAKER!!!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
What the squirting spunkhole is that even supposed to be?

e: well sure it says Ket dong on the box, but beyond that?

e2: oh, oh! It's a meatwave! It's a meatwave!!

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Rabble posted:

Very upset the name of this thing isn't corn-on-the-cobrator.

If you are capable of being upset at this hyper wank device with literal spelled out pedobear and almost literal spelled out WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY on it then I don't know what to say to you.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

There is an amount of piercings that separates the wild and the hosed with a rasp clienteles. Choose your path wisely, and pierce accordingly #Lifehack

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I see through your shallow attempt to trick me into googling dog sex toy and I will have none of it.
:colbert:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That robot on the left has seen some poo poo.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

So... He's not actually a dick? :raise:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
With titties out this month you'll be able to get your straight away.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Really? Ants? Liberty? Leprosy?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Chard posted:

Lemme just say I'd be a lot less hosed up than I am today if Scouting had been cool with gays when I got my Eagle. Still some of my best memories but man, they're still way behind the curve.

Are... are we still talking about dildos here?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Dunno man Seagal is doing pretty ok.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That looks real loving docile for a chestburster.

e: vvvvvv clickity.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Dat o face

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yeah this is entering the Staplerfahrer Klaus territory of work unsafety.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
No good will come from twerking at your dog.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Pretty sure that's a dude, hence the face.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
You ain't getting any assertive gender specs out of this porpoise buster.

:colbert:

e: but thanks for asking sweetheart.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Everything I see reminds me of her.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
If nature works any way near how I've come to understand it, that thing's bound to give you either the terminal shits or necrotizing cancer of the amygdala.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
PORK

DAVID COCK AWARD

cant sustained.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Oh that is precious.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh, oh! I know, I know! I know what it really is! It's dick and balls! Yes, nailed it! What do I win????????? :neckbeard:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Jim DiGriz posted:



The latest edition of a Hungarian magazine about geology and nature.

Yourmomjoke.jpg.

I understand from the picture that this is something to do with földs, but what is this "gömb" you are talking about?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
For some reason this got me thinking of JoeyVapes.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Soo... Lemme get this straight. "Baum Meister" is like a "Log Master", right? And "Strass" is what, Rhinestone? Right?

What did you say these guys were doing again?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
So they're "Street" log masters. ok you know what you guys ain't really helping.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Like what the utter gently caress germany. How can you have a language where there's literally no discernable difference between a sequin humper and a roadwoker? How! How do you communicate? How do you get by, day to day? gently caress, I cannot imagine what your everyday life must be like. You loving weirdos.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Hey gently caress you guy I ain't never learned no german.

(School of make poo poo up on the Internet) :haw:

basically Rammstein institute of eloquence :bigtran::black101::gay:

Point still stands though.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It says OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH all over.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Maybe it's Korean? They eat what the gently caress around there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxvTjoaW6_s

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Get bent if you don't like my noodles in your box? Nah...

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