fork bomb posted:

What the heck is this?

smg77 posted:

Good work to whomever wrote the amazon reviews for this book.

An Amazon reviewer posted:

Penetrative Pound

Throughout the text, Mr. Pound has proved himself both a master debater in the face of rather daunting issues regarding the Olympic Games, as well as a cunning linguist with his mastery of prose. The narrative itself deeply penetrates into the confluxated veil of secrecy that surrounds virtually every aspect of these Games. Furthermore, while some authors would pull out of exploring these issues when they become overly sensitive or otherwise uncomfortable, Mr. Pound shows both vigor and stamina in what fulminates in an overall satisfying climax.

An Amazon reviewer posted:

A Good Four Inches

Dick Pound cleverly pokes it's way into the mushy gushy, in a stalking perspective, often surprising at the many positions he takes (innovative yet powerful strokes of excitement is each behind-the-scenes account). This read was a good four inches thick, somewhat on the shorter side, but he uses every inch of it masterfully, carefully, and oft forcefully upon the unsuspecting. Dick Pound surprises everyone, and even you, as he creeps up behind you and delivers a political message you will not (and cannot) forget. It will leave you utterly shaken, and wanting more and more of Dick Pound.

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PubicMice posted:

Happy Thanksgiving

wayfinder posted:

It's got an integrated docking dicking station!

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DandyLion posted:

Really wish you had told me this before I had sex with one.

Say Nothing posted:

From a google search there are apparently hundreds of these things.

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Seditiar posted:

http://i.imgur.com/wYahuwm.mp4

Ferremit posted:

Some of us actually do manual labour with our hands- I'd just finished doing wheel bearings on a trailer after one failed- takes 2-3 days of washing to get that grease/rust/metal dust/evil to eventually fully come out. And the blood blister was a great effort involving a steel punch and a hammer with my finger between it...

And if you dont wash anything you use to cook with after you buy it you DESERVE the gonoherpasyphilaids your going to get.

loving goons... Dick cookie maker and you focus on the blood blister and ground in dirt on hands.

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