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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Okay I have no idea why the pic in the previous post is supposed to seem :nws:

Is it the creepy pervy video it's from?

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Or be a bog standard perv and go straight for staring at the 'tits' without looking to see if there's a head or mass of thick fleshy tentacles on top.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Burkion posted:

It's a weird tanktop that was flipped upside down.

Ohhh. Upside down and looking at her from behind.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
drat, it took me way to long to work out his head is at the bottom of the image.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Finally you could discreetly scratch your balls in public.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
She must be seriously retaining water because there's not a single bit of definition in that leg. Even the hand looks spongy.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
The yellow is butter and the white is a jug pouring milk everywhere. Took me a bit to see anything other than a cock and balls, though.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I see they serve them uncut.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Oh, I don't know. Beating off (:haw:) enemies with gigantic smoke penises would be pretty loving awesome.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

pik_d posted:

I had to look this up and it get's better, it's called the Extruder and it's a play-doh toy and you push play-doh through the tip.



A lot of parents are freaking out on twitter over this. It's hilarious.


People are calling it the dil-doh.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

It's actually difficult for me to not see this as robot cock.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I want to watch you eat it.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Good lord, what site did that come from to have comments load like that?

Was it from before the cold war?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
What are they even supposed to be?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
http://i.imgur.com/DAtZBKA.jpg


EDIT - linked for dog balls

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 14:05 on Mar 22, 2016

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Just dog balls, though. On first glance I thought it was forums poster Wayne Gretzky.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar



Emailed to me with the title, "Looks like we're hosed"

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Pretty sure the whole thing's just a load of wank.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Johnny Aztec posted:

Well yeah, outside of working in porn, I'm thinking a reasonable number would be...20?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Instead of fishnets, we could call them flynets.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I was barely able to see that it was part of the dress pattern in the original, but it's lot easier to see if you rotate the image 90º counterclockwise.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
It's like those "stress relief" massagers you can buy where the picture on the box shows a young woman rubbing it on her neck.

Well, it's no wonder she's so stressed, her aim's terrible!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
They could use that tree to make a cuckoo clock.

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 12:33 on Nov 22, 2016

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Looks like a lovely Star Trek prop.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Boutique Ben and Jerry's.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Looking pretty fly.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Hunt down some waterless industrial hand soap/gel and you'll be right.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Gentile pirates.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I know someone who's really into that:

:nws: for Oglaf

Feed me live baby rats

:nws:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Just like in ancient Rome :allears:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
There's nothing sadder than an under inflated sausage.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Snowy posted:

What's a henway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPD_RHVFlys&t=376s

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
IUPAC says aluminium :colbert:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Carnifex arm.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

There was an episode of QI where they talked about Victorian era women who would wander around public parks and sell dolls to other women which, when you flipped the doll over and lifted the dress, had only one suspiciously shaped leg.

Literally sex dolls.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Croisquessein posted:



From a site on how to cook bratworst

Great, now you're reminded me of that photoshop phriday where they replaced people's arms with sausages.

It looked like a burn victim horrorshow.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Should have been a sprig from a linden tree.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
It looks like somewhere in England, so the village might well be called Tightey Whighties.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Solice Kirsk posted:

OK, there's an igneous/ignorant joke to be made here but I'll be damned if I can come up with it.

Probably because it's sedimentary :colbert:

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