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Stairs
Oct 13, 2004
My husband bought this and never even noticed!

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BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



^^^^ broken image to me...

this article makes it sound like all of these look like dicks. Please, if you ever see a dick that looks like these, either close the Giger book or call 911





This one literally has "vagina" in its latin name, but only because "Vagina" means sheath and it burrows in the sand:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Stairs posted:

My husband bought this and never even noticed!


Fixed

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Stairs posted:

My husband bought this and never even noticed!

You've got to copy the image URL (http://i.imgur.com/K6PRciL.jpg), not the page URL (http://imgur.com/a/PXkqo). If you paste it into a post with Ctrl-V it should get img tags automatically. If it doesn't, you've done something wrong. The easiest way is usually to right-click on the image and select "copy image address" or "copy image location" (or whatever variation your browser uses).

You can also resize images by adding a letter to the URL before the final dot - s for thumbnail, m for small, l for medium and h for large, eg.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lurking Haro posted:

The corner they forgot to photoshop kind of ruins it.

boo :(

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004
Thanks guys!

MonkeyHate
Oct 11, 2002

Dance, monkey, dance!
Taco Defender

trapped mouse posted:

Actually fainting was extremely common, often more than one person a reading.

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/the-guts-effect

Huh. I was at the "lunchtime high tech Seattle company reading" and someone did faint: a sweet middle-aged lady from HR. Not the "two big men" he claims on that page. Also wasn't what anyone would call an auditorium and was fully carpeted. Guy seems to play fast and loose with his facts.

Oh and if anyone is wondering, no the HR lady wasn't in on it.

When it happened, he stopped while people checked on her, and told us that he'd had others faint at the previous nights' readings. He'd warned the group just before us in advance and thought at the time maybe people there had faked it, or had been made more likely to faint because people were expecting it or whatever. He said he'd deliberately not mentioned it to us as a test to see what would happen.

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Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

MonkeyHate posted:

Huh. I was at the "lunchtime high tech Seattle company reading" and someone did faint: a sweet middle-aged lady from HR. Not the "two big men" he claims on that page. Also wasn't what anyone would call an auditorium and was fully carpeted. Guy seems to play fast and loose with his facts.

Oh and if anyone is wondering, no the HR lady wasn't in on it.

When it happened, he stopped while people checked on her, and told us that he'd had others faint at the previous nights' readings. He'd warned the group just before us in advance and thought at the time maybe people there had faked it, or had been made more likely to faint because people were expecting it or whatever. He said he'd deliberately not mentioned it to us as a test to see what would happen.

My uncle also works at Nintendo. Maybe they should get together and go bowling.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts
These are all some weird lookin' dicks, y'all need to get to a doctor.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:crossarms:

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

CowboyKid posted:

Guts is gross but not in the same ballpark as DF Wallace's homeless newborn from Infinite Jest.

I went looking for this and instead I found Incarnations of Burned Children, which is the worst thing ever.

Bomrek
Oct 9, 2012


goatse ruined my life.

betterinsodapop
Apr 4, 2004

64:3
^ thicc

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Bomrek posted:


goatse ruined my life.

Let's be honest, your life was ruined way before you ever saw goatse.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Bomrek posted:



goatse ruined my life.

Why so jealous?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Bomrek posted:



goatse ruined my life.

Sergio Macedo! He did a lot of wild book covers.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Croisquessein posted:

I went looking for this and instead I found Incarnations of Burned Children, which is the worst thing ever.

Needs more punctuation.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Bomrek posted:



goatse ruined my life.

Why is that computer chicken cracking a world egg?

?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Harvey Mantaco posted:

How can this be real

Life, uh, finds a way.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Shrapnig posted:

Life, uh, finds a way.

hehehaha reaw raw hehe

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

There was an episode of QI where they talked about Victorian era women who would wander around public parks and sell dolls to other women which, when you flipped the doll over and lifted the dress, had only one suspiciously shaped leg.

Literally sex dolls.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Gorilla Salad posted:

There was an episode of QI where they talked about Victorian era women who would wander around public parks and sell dolls to other women which, when you flipped the doll over and lifted the dress, had only one suspiciously shaped leg.

Literally sex dolls.

Fun fact: this is where the term "stanky leg" originated.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

https://twitter.com/Joe_Hunter/status/892800671753306112

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Take a seat...

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
If Game of Thrones were a bbc show

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Holy poo poo I think that's my city.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Holy poo poo I think that's my city.

And how is piss bucket this time of year?

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 36 hours!

Comptroll The Forums posted:

And how is piss bucket this time of year?

They tell me it's raining.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Pissbucket a drat racist town is what. White dude gets to buy a shiny chrome bucket, they make the black man go in the safety orange one.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such


From a site on how to cook bratworst

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Byzantine posted:

They tell me it's raining.

You don't want to be here for the hail storms.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Croisquessein posted:



From a site on how to cook bratworst

Great, now you're reminded me of that photoshop phriday where they replaced people's arms with sausages.

It looked like a burn victim horrorshow.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Croisquessein posted:



From a site on how to cook bratworst

That is indeed the wurst.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hnXpUx1BLFY&t=2m

expensive jeans
Jun 20, 2003

Not sure how this applies to mummies, but whatever. :tutbutt:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Croisquessein posted:



From a site on how to cook bratworst

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Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

Gorilla Salad posted:

Great, now you're reminded me of that photoshop phriday where they replaced people's arms with sausages.

It looked like a burn victim horrorshow.

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