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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gfg4OMrqCU&t=56s

:mmmhmm:

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Oh wow that's a good one. It's indeed a knee, not a butt.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Gorilla Salad posted:

She must be seriously retaining water because there's not a single bit of definition in that leg. Even the hand looks spongy.

photoshop

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Koboje posted:

This is reminding me of the mushroom i posted in one the Critterquest threads years ago:



thasts some goony abscess poo poo there

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Holy hell I can't think of a person so shut-in that they would not consider that a dildo.

E: The least sexual thing I can imagine is some kind of porcie insemination that takes into account their corkscrew dicks.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



If you didn't, Kirk Johnson has a series of images to explain the hows and whys.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Who you gonna call?

:cumpolice:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




come on that is on purpose right

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Also the light coming from behind her messes with the shadow.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



veal valance

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



cool its pissflaps

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



cowboythreespeech posted:

Meat. Window shades.

ffs get it right

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Johnny Aztec posted:

Dark Chocolate is awesome and you are gross.

70+% reprazent

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



thank god that is soap from a car wash

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



yer a pissard arry

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Minarch posted:

Leave it to goons to think vaginas look like T-Rex mouths :rolleyes:

j/k where can I get my squirting pussy cereal prize

Ahem that vagina looks like a velociraptor mouth. Please!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



EXAKT Science posted:

If you weren't allowed to look at robot dongs, it wasn't a job worth having.

Yeah you say that now but your boss isn't a robot dong maintaining eyecontact for hours.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




As the saying goes, you can put lipstick on an rear end...

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Looks a bit limp to me tbh

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Oh wow that is goddamned synergy

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




oh wow

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



just wait until you try using the actual internet as a dildo

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Frostwerks posted:

I won't even TOUCH an uncut sweet potato.

shame on you for encouraging the mutilation of just-born sweet potatos. #intactnow

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



It's gone wild alright.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



You could even say it is attempting to procreate

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Holy christ, not only the worst bearded vagina dentata, but there's an enameled spear as well

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




I was going to do like you and post a funny picture, so I googled "sexy lady titties mushro-------

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I think it's a passed out crocodile on the left, not a dolphin.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



In victorian times, special polyp massagers were invented to prevent hysteria among the polypous part of the populace. It met limited success.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Lisa needs "braces"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Avenging_Mikon posted:

A naked man sitting on an unfortunately dressed baby. That is what it is, gently caress anyone who says otherwise

I'd say the baby being dressed is rather fortunate!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



laughing my butt on my infant

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




oh wow that one is incredibly

e: its near impossible to tell in the thumb

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Cosima posted:

"Do you want to ride in Obelix's gaping rear end in a top hat?"

Yes, please.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Gorilla Salad posted:

What are they even supposed to be?

They're vibrators disguised as Star Wars toy torpedos. I guess.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



At least not after they become incontinent.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I thought it was a coffee with some labia art on it

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