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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

bull3964 posted:

I'm now wondering what impact this is going to have on BBC-A and their original programming. Top Gear was their ratings cash cow and I'm sure it funded a lot of things like Orphan Black. I wouldn't be surprised to see them drastically scale back their original programming after this.

They still got Sherlock and Doctor Who and we still got dumb teenage girls, so they'll be fine.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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FiftySeven posted:

You know, I have seen a lot of strange stuff on the internet over the past two decades or so, but I don't think anything has ever come close to being as bizarre and unexpected as that article. Piers Morgan actually defending Clarkson, what a strange world we live in.

Posting this in the PYF Unnerving poo poo thread...

Joking aside, that's about the most :unsmith: thing I've read regarding this whole situation, and it's coming from a man who Jeremy Clarkson punched.

I wonder if it's not that Clarkson goes around punching people, but rather that people genuinely would like to be punched by Clarkson.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT


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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

CommieGIR posted:

Let's be honest: Has there ever been a British show that the US did better?

I can't recall a single one.

The Office.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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CommieGIR posted:

Apparently I just don't watch enough American TV.

I'm mostly joking. I think any TV has the chance to be good regardless of it's origin.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

P much.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Jack of Hearts posted:

James May is a demonstrably better chef than Gordon Ramsey, I'd like him to have his own cookery show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDlMLqdvHzI

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Lost it in the first video: "Oh yeah, we're also going to be using all the normal... cooking poo poo."

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

James' shepherd's pie recipe is delicious. I'd pay good money for a The Trip style show where he and Clarkson drive around various countries in locally-made cars before James cooks dinner and the pair of them drink wine until they fall over.

That last part was how Clarkson got in trouble though.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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Double Bill posted:

I'd watch the hell out of a show where Hammond cycles through various metropolitan areas and swears a lot.

Yeah, I'm just starting to bike to work and I can totally understand the "angry cyclist" archetype.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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Philip J Fry posted:

About even with his gun handling, I'd say.



He had cleared the chamber and was checking the barrel for obstruction. It's a legitimate technique but more safely done with a cleaning rod.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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spog posted:

Seems that the moniker 'Mr Angry' is one that he has honoroubly earned.

I hope they now release a cash-in DVD, 'all the sweary bits that we couldn't even admit existed while we were on TV'

I'm just hoping they auction off parts of the set

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

When James May laugh it's the best loving thing.

One of my favorites is at 6:52 when Jeremy's bauhaus caravan drat near gets blown over. I laugh just THINKING of that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll2RRuD_N0U

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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Bigsteve posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32431956

James May will not return without Clarkson. So that's that then.

quote:

Earlier this week, Shillinglaw stressed there was no ban on Clarkson returning to the BBC, despite director general Tony Hall's decision to fire him last month, saying "a line has been crossed".

"It's serious and unfortunate what happened but there is no ban on Jeremy being on the BBC," said Shillinglaw.

"It's a big deal what happened and Jeremy, as any human being would, needs some time."

You can feel the backpedalling.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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Fo3 posted:

Wilman is very good. Top gear was good because it discovered James May (top gear was poo poo before May came on). As this thread has shown, people would watch May doing anything.
Clarkson is old, tired and stressed so he should retire, and no one would watch Hammond doing anything - he was just a gag on the show being scared of bugs and most food, and useless/boring.

Don't forget he was the resident American-poo poo presenter.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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Ariza posted:

You're very dumb and probably shouldn't comment on comedians anymore, as it's obvious you have no idea how they function.

I love going to see comedians where I feel obligated to laugh because otherwise the crowd would beat you up.

This is how I felt when I watch Rogan.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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Mister Kingdom posted:

I want to see more of Edd getting pissed off when he has to prep a loving Bentley for a complete color change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTwgTHwCTZQ

:stare:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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angryhampster posted:

My god that drive would be absolutely miserable. Coast to coast across the US is about the same distance but would at least be entertaining some of the time.

It's not insignificantly shorter; you get a better view of the ocean as well.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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T1g4h posted:

Good god, that's absolutely beautiful.

Yeah; also, any time I look out at the ocean, I always think about what the next landfall would be in that heading.

It's stunning to think, off that coast, the next land is Antarctica.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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Un-l337-Pork posted:

Is there a more perfect fit than this show? Everyone in the US downloads this illegally, right? Because there is no legal way to download or even watch it (the current series)?

Also the BBC store on YouTube let's you buy the episode.

Handy when YouTube was the only legal streaming site in Afghanistan.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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Mooseykins posted:

It does seem that way, and yet Tiff Needell and Vicki Butler-Henderson are actually pretty good presenters and are seasoned racing drivers. Maybe it's just a bit too serious, there's not enough loving about and doing silly stuff with cars.

Testing an Evo around a track? Quite informative, but it's just not the same as ragging an Evo around a military testing ground while being hunted by a tank.

That's the difference. They're too dry, they don't entertain, they only inform.

We don't watch top gear to see a presenter do things that are within our means; we watch it to see if a supercar can beat a small plane across Europe.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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Mooseykins posted:

Vicki annoys me, I'm not sure why though. I'd like to skull gently caress her and tell her not to talk with her mouth full. I think that would make me feel better.

I think you're actually one of those PornHub commenters IRL.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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Mustache Ride posted:

I...uh...



I want to see these episodes now. Badly. Hammond and May seem to be in "Don't give a gently caress" mode in them. Its glorious.

It's two hours of drunk may playing a recorder and cooking in the top gear lab.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

RhoA posted:

Good get, but it's not going to save the program.

@rmstitanic great news, now we're allowing life boats to be launched at capacity!

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Idk if Chris Evans will be that bad, just didn't know he was into cars and wondering how he's gonna have time to do top gear and all the upcoming marvel movies...

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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Data Graham posted:

That could actually work. Make it more like SNL with cars.

That could seriously work, imho.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

He's a nagging, hectoring, moralizing, unfunny, holier-than-thou killjoy of a comedian that for some reason internet leftists are in love with. As an internet leftist myself, I find his popularity unexplainable since his personality is pretty much the same as a dowdy old Lutheran Sunday School teacher who never laughed at anything in her life.

I wish this was me.

That guy just bugs me as a "comedian" or otherwise. He hates completely, and his work seems to border on complete sociopathy. Every time I ask why he seems to be so engaged in forcing me to accept a viewpoint instead of doing an act, I get "YOU JUST DON'T GET HIGH LEVEL BRITISH HUMOUR," in response, instead of a context clue or something.

The man is so unfunny his show is literally called a comedy vehicle -- maybe that's the high level comedy: the irony in intentionally misleading the audience into thinking there was any comedy to be had; and that a largely popular act of his was berating a motoring show.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

What, being a complete unfunny and highly punchable oval office?

I'm imagining the weirdst nerd in school doing this schtick, "HAHA you fuckin' bullies! I WANTED you to punch me in the face, y'all got played!"

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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Preoptopus posted:

OOOH is he the guy that went off when clarkson upset some people at a press conference in Australia sneezes?

yes.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Everyone knows the best comedians are the ones where you must laboriously explain their act and defend them from criticism.

That's why Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Eddie Izzard, Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinison, Robin Williams, Ricky Gervais, and Louis CK are considered so mediocre; everyone knows they're just too "jokesy" and "humorous."

Hannibal Buress posted:

Wait, wait, wait. Comedic jokes? As opposed to all the other types of jokes that are out there. Am I missing out on a genre of jokes?

"Yeah, he could've been huge, but he kept focusing all his energy on comedic jokes, when there's so many other types of jokes out there; he really pigeonholed himself!"

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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88h88 posted:

What even is humour?

Whatever the opposite of your posting is.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I have friends who are comedians, who try every loving day, very hard, not to end up being an "ironic" act like Stewart Lee -- they may be awful comedians right now, but they actually put some loving effort into engaging their audience instead of some beyond-the-looking-glass anti-humorist schlock, attempting to ape the style of Andy Kaufman, but failing to commit fully and only playing the puppetmaster-defense when their schtick isn't working.

Jerry Lewis never glanced over at the audience to say, "Don't worry, I didn't ACTUALLY hurt myself," and it's baffling and patronizing to have an act that says "I'm pretending to be more upset and sardonic than I actually believe," try to convince me that's the case only when the audience doesn't laugh.

There's nothing clever or funny about that; you're my endless loving font of schadenfreude, because you refuse to understand that even if Stewart Lee could be considered a comedian, that form of comedy would be completely lost on the person who would watch an hour of cock-jokes revolving around cars.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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Make your own thread about Top Gear: how hard could it be?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Humphreys posted:

This is great. Thanks!

Oh Clarkson, never change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qim0_fZEDE

don't read the comments the guy ruins the act

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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You Am I posted:

Well that ends an era. I liked the small touches to the segments, like the Fiat badge changed to "FAT", the cars being in barns, the hacksaw job on the Frontera and the graphics on May's Pajero

TURBOACTIVE

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Sandbagger SA posted:

I started watching the final season on amazon and the Patagonia special was pretty great.

I thought for sure Hammond's Rustang would be more sensible than it ended up being.

It was one of their most memorable specials in my mind. It was beautiful, touching, funny and surprising.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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CannonFodder posted:

Executive Producers: 15 clones of Piers Morgan.

I would unironically watch this

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

HolyDukeNukem posted:

He's not the Stig, but he is the non-copyright infringing version of the cousin of the Stig!

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Ambitious but rubbish.

I actually really wonder how much random poo poo they're used to doing they can recycle; can they drop pianos on Morris Morinas? Is saying GOOD NEWS trademarked by the BBC?

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